r/facepalm Aug 21 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Nothing wrong with gaming while in your 30s

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u/Bartlaus Aug 21 '24

What a joyless attitude.

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u/Oxygenius_ Aug 21 '24

They get mad at Biden for enjoying ice cream. Get mad at Walz for playing video games and get mad at Kamala for laughing.

If “stick up your ass” was a person

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u/TotalLackOfConcern Aug 21 '24

And Harris for eating Doritos

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u/CondescendingShitbag Aug 21 '24

Harris was seen engaging in consumerism like a mere commoner? The horror!

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u/SingularityCentral Aug 21 '24

It is more the product they disapprove of than the consumption. Showing off $50k watches would be more acceptable. Of course, she would still be demonized by then for it. It would just ring more hollow as they personally would be approving of the public display of wealth.

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u/CondescendingShitbag Aug 21 '24

Do they have a problem with Doritos as a product? I got the impression their 'issue' is primarily just Harris, and Doritos is simply collateral damage. Or, maybe Doritos endorsed Harris and I missed it?

I understand & appreciate their frustrations, though. Doritos are a cornerstone in the Meal Team 6 food pyramid. Seeing a favored food item being consumed by the 'opposition' must be a traumatizing life experience.

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u/Colonel_Anonymustard Aug 21 '24

No, don't worry it's the stupidest reason - Elizabeth Hasselback complained it's beneath the position of a world leader to be stressed and eat doritos

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u/CondescendingShitbag Aug 21 '24

That is indeed a stupid reason. I wonder if she'd have received less flak for it if she was hawking Doritos like someone else pimped Goya beans from the Oval Office?

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u/Colonel_Anonymustard Aug 21 '24

Or even Reagan's Jelly Bellies!

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u/Apsalar Aug 22 '24

As the poster of the above comment I ask that you please help me find my eyeballs, they rolled out of my head.

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u/TotalLackOfConcern Aug 21 '24

They just like to bitch and moan about everything. What ever they see done they will support the opposite irregardless of how stupid they look. Weird ain’t it?

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u/CondescendingShitbag Aug 21 '24

Fuckin' weird, I tell you h-what! 😅

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u/VerySwearyFairy Aug 22 '24

No, doritos are the meal team 6 pyramid.

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u/Suspicious_Bicycle Aug 22 '24

The MAGA outrage is that Kamala binge ate after learning that Trump won in 2016. Doritos are just collateral damage in that story. Obviously a more appropriate response would have been to down a bottle of Jack Daniel's. :)

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u/Pretty-Arm-8974 Aug 21 '24

Remember the meltdown when she bought 2 nice pieces of cookware in Paris?

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u/ImaginaryCheetah Aug 22 '24

Showing off $50k watches would be more acceptable. Of course, she would still be demonized by then for it.

this is not hypothetical - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kamala-harris-wore-62k-necklace/

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u/The_FreshSans Aug 21 '24

so she has to eat potatoes now

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u/alvik Aug 21 '24

I saw an instagram post of someone demonizing Harris for wearing an expensive necklace in an ad asking for campaign donations. If the left does it, it's automatically bad.

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u/Eternal_Flame24 Aug 22 '24

Yeah I saw that as a Reddit post and most of the top comments were screenshots from a variety of sites selling an indistinguishable necklace of the same style/design for like, less than $100.

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u/TheTopCantStop Aug 21 '24

that's what they just said, no? engage in consumerism like a commoner, as in, eating cheap food that can be afforded by people who aren't incredibly wealthy.

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u/Apsalar Aug 22 '24

The number of times I had to tune out my in laws going on about Nancy Pelosi's special refrigerator(?????) .. I honestly have no idea what the fuck they were on about except that they took the cost of the luxury as proof that she is corrupt, or something.

It really makes no difference because none of the criticisms are in good faith or particularly rational, just BS drummed up from the murky depths to villainize democrats (especially women dems) for anything and everything.

Like AOC getting roasted by the right for being a bartender. They are all for purging the swamp of Washington elites until a non-elite shows up with a platform they hate.

It never makes any sense and never has any consistency.

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u/ravenrcft Aug 21 '24

I know... You'd think someone was eating double hamberders and diet coke. How uncivilized!

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u/Safetosay333 Aug 21 '24

At least she wasn't blatantly sitting in the Oval Office selling Mexican beans in a can.

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u/fluffygryphon Aug 21 '24

Remember when Obama dared to use dijon mustard?

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u/Oxygenius_ Aug 21 '24

Don’t forget Obama riding a bike 🤣

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u/KittyKayl Aug 21 '24

And the Tan Suit. And Dijon mustard.

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u/cat-from-venus Aug 21 '24

She also wears Converse. What a monster! \s

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u/Frosty-Voice1156 Aug 21 '24

Yet the orange man loves him some Diet Coke and McDonalds. How is it different?

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u/TotalLackOfConcern Aug 21 '24

Start calling McNuggie Donny.

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u/1995droptopz Aug 21 '24

How is this any worse than McDonny shoveling BigMacs down his gullet?

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u/MsJ_Doe Aug 21 '24

Obama liking Dijon on his sandwich.

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u/KummyNipplezz Aug 21 '24

In fairness, she would've been more relatable if she ate Flamin Hot Cheetos

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u/hahayeahimfinehaha Aug 21 '24

They mocked her for LAUGHING too much, lmao

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u/fooliam Aug 22 '24

And Harris for being a woman.

And Harris for being black.

And Harris for being Indian.

And Harris for being biracial.

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u/Mateorabi Aug 22 '24

All that LDL cholesterol, Tim will be president in no time.

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u/regular_gnoll_NEIN Aug 22 '24

Obama for honey mustard

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u/I_bench_10kgs Aug 21 '24

Freakin weirdos man

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u/Ike_Jones Aug 22 '24

They are trying so hard to adopt the weird label and it’s just failing.

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u/muddlebrainedmedic Aug 21 '24

And AOC for dancing.

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u/StrootFeed Aug 22 '24

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u/Wheeljack239 Aug 23 '24

Bro looks like he’s jerking two guys off at the same time

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u/kuroiryu Aug 22 '24

Oh I must have missed that one.

And why do they hate dancing so much?!

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u/muddlebrainedmedic Aug 22 '24

They hate happiness. They're all gloom and doom. Someone found videos of AOC dancing for a friend's video during college, and because they hate joy, they thought releasing that video would somehow embarrass AOC. Imagine thinking a college student dancing is something to be ashamed of. But she filmed another one of her dancing outside her DC office, and made them look like the Karen's that they are.

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u/lvratto Aug 21 '24

If "stick up your ass" was an entire political ideology. These people must be a blast at parties.

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u/AbsurdityIsReality Aug 21 '24

They are a blast at parties, just ask Ghislane and Epstein.

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u/Pale_Character_1684 Aug 21 '24

Did you see their roll call compared to DNC? They had the enthusiasm of navel lint.

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u/Cosmic_Quasar Aug 21 '24

As long as it's not a dick, because that's gay, even for women, and gay is bad!

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u/Difficult_Plantain89 Aug 21 '24

I listened to several videos about her laugh, I still don’t get what’s so bad about it?

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u/deliciousadness Aug 21 '24

The issue for republicans: it’s a woman doing the laughing. Bonus hate points for being a woman of color.

MAGA (and a sad percentage of republicans) attitude: women shouldn’t be having fun and enjoying themselves; they should be in the kitchen and rearing children.

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u/Cloudstar86 Aug 22 '24

It humanizes her, which is something they don’t like. They just want robots who don’t have fun or enjoy life.

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u/CommissionFeisty9843 Aug 21 '24

I love it! I’m 60 and happily married but I think everything about Kamala is beautiful! She’s strong and she fights for my beliefs of honesty and integrity. I really can’t think of a better candidate for the presidency.

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u/drjet196 Aug 21 '24

If that’s the dirtiest secrets they could find, we have even more reasons to vote for Harris/Walz.

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u/SnooCookies2614 Aug 21 '24

I love that they keep calling all the totally normal relatable things weird or creepy. Hugging your own kid? Loving your spouse? Overeating chips? Completely unforgivable offenses against everything. Lmao better not wear a tan suit, like comfortable shoes, or eat the wrong mustard on a sandwich

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u/flesh_gordon666 Aug 21 '24

And AOC for dancing

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u/7fw Aug 21 '24

But Trump dance like an idiot or hug a flagpole and what a joyful sight!

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u/TrickyDickyAtItAgain Aug 21 '24

But nobody is mad at trump for raping a 13 yo or fucking a pornstar. Who am I to judge, I guess?

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u/HulaViking Aug 21 '24

Nancy Pelosi had ice cream in her freezer! The horror!

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u/deliciousadness Aug 21 '24

Everyone knows that you keep ice cream in the fridge so that you can eat it like milk soup. Keeping it in the freezer is just weird.

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u/Turbulent_Account_81 Aug 21 '24

Because they should be grifting, burning up tax payers dollars, raping children all while never having an actual job

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u/smiama6 Aug 21 '24

Tan suit, Dijon mustard, bare arms…

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u/CantaloupeWhich8484 Aug 21 '24

They prefer hobbies that require a trip to a brothel... Or an island.

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u/motorwerkx Aug 21 '24

Not mad at Trump for raping.

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u/Wolveyplays07 Aug 22 '24

Ice cream is so good tho

They hate happiness

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u/GoblinCosmic Aug 22 '24

Would explain the rampant homophobia

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u/JPastori Aug 22 '24

“Sick” may be underselling it, I’m thinking “meter long titanium rod”

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u/Anarch-ish Aug 22 '24

If any republican is curious as to why democrats are so popular, let's do a quick comparison:

Reps: Jan 6, hate groups, kid diddling, corruption, misinformation, disinformation, cover-ups, human trafficking, assault charges...

Dems: tan suit, Doritos, ice cream, videogames, and a BJ from an intern.

One sounds like a 3rd world dystopia, the other sounds like a Saturday hang at a buddies house... I'll take the stony pony in the business casual suit, please

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u/Matrixneo42 Aug 22 '24

I got mad at trump for literally golfing more than any other president ever. The stats were intense too. Something like more than 8 years of Obama golfing but in the span of 2 years. While president

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u/Throwawayac1234567 Aug 22 '24

biden was also sipping on a straw, and walking barefoot on a beach.

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u/Prownilo Aug 22 '24

Republicans have proper grown up pass times, like adultery, It even has adult in the name! That's how you know.

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u/lordnacho666 Aug 21 '24

Hypocritical too. I'd be very surprised if a guy of his generation hasn't spent a heck of a lot of time playing some sort of video game.

And if he hasn't, he's the odd one out.

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u/JohnstonMR Aug 21 '24

He probably deeply longs to game again, but the stick up his ass has convinced him he's "too old" for "childish" hobbies.

Fuck him. More games for the rest of us.

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u/Scaevus Aug 21 '24

“Whew I played a little too much.” Is an experience shared by every guy from the ages of 5 to dead.

Charlie Kirk’s ability to understand people is as shriveled as his face.

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u/McOrigin Aug 22 '24

Shit, sun is rising again .. need to go to school!

Oh, shit. Mama is awake, time to play sleeping again ... Mom too smart and recognises the light on the PC.

Well, there goes my save game of Civilization when she unplugged the rig.

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u/Chicken_Chicken_Duck Aug 21 '24

These are the same dudes that will sit on a frozen lake at 5:00am or mow their yard 40 hours a week to avoid contact with their families.

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u/da2Pakaveli Aug 21 '24

it's such a weird thing right?

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u/improper84 Aug 21 '24

Also, isn't Kirk's entire audience disillusioned young men who are terminally online and probably also gamers?

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u/whateverhappensnext Aug 21 '24

The only reason I take arthritis meds is to keep the AWSD keys moving smoothly.

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u/whoneedskollege Aug 21 '24

Notice how they are trying so hard to pin "weird" on our peeps. Sorry bud, trying so hard to make a word fit is....weird.

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u/Blackhole_5un Aug 21 '24

Story of their lives. They spread hate, you've got to be filled with it to care enough to do so

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u/Economind Aug 21 '24

Weirdly joyless

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u/TrashCandyboot Aug 21 '24

It’s incredible how fucking strange these people are, yet believe their weird asses to be the norm.

R: “I bet Walz doesn’t even know what horse scrotum tastes like, LOL!”

D: “Wha- DO YOU?!”

R: “What, huh? NO. No, you said that! You’re as weird as ice cream that has milk in it!”

D: “MOST OF IT DOES, FREAK.”

R: “You know, the vitriol from the left is really sad.”

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u/samanime Aug 21 '24

When all you have in your life is bitterness and hate, it must be difficult to see others enjoying life.

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u/Syonoq Aug 21 '24

They’re trying so hard to flip the “weird” moniker.

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC Aug 21 '24

It's all they've ever been. They want into everyone's bedrooms so badly.

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u/dastardly740 Aug 21 '24

I hate people who gate keep what it means to be an adult. If the bills get paid, your home is not an unsanitary mess, you don't stink, and your children, if any, are taken care of, you do you.

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u/HomeOrificeSupplies Aug 21 '24

That’s really MAGA in a nutshell

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u/Scaevus Aug 21 '24

This makes Tim Walz more relatable to gamers, not less.

Also I commend his taste for getting a Dreamcast.

Oh and it was like 30 years ago. Are they gonna go back to find stories about how Walz pushed a girl in elementary school to say he’s violent towards women?

They’re really digging deep here.

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u/StrongAsMeat Aug 21 '24

That person never gamed

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u/PirelliSuperHard Aug 21 '24

Right? He's just projecting his own shitty childhood and life on everyone else.

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u/Depart_Into_Eternity Aug 21 '24

Damn, this is such a good take.

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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party Aug 22 '24

I find the irony hilarious considering this dude as well as Trump seem to be addicted to social media.

Gaming is so much more purposeful than hooting and hollering over social media.

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u/mslauren2930 Aug 22 '24

Seriously. So weird.

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u/Tisamoon Aug 22 '24

Fun Fact about 61% of Americans spend at least one hour a week playing video games.

https://www.theesa.com/resources/essential-facts-about-the-us-video-game-industry/2024-data/

Which would imply that he ridiculed more than half of the population.

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u/JPastori Aug 22 '24

What’d you expect from a guy cross-bred from pre-Christmas ghosts Scrooge and the one Mii we all had with a face too small for their head?

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u/ryansgt Aug 22 '24

It is this. I think he is so repressed by the unrealistic expectations of conformity that he is likely a very sad individual. If he ever figures that out, he will either end it or try to be happy.

I love video games. I don't get as much time to play them, but I have done a real deep turn into quite a few in my day. It's a leisure activity that allows us to do something for ourselves. It's entertainment.

What is the difference between that and any other hobby. I also got addicted to golf. Is that acceptable because it's a rich white man sport that trump plays an exorbitant amount?

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u/Roam_Hylia Aug 22 '24

And that's just it, they frost anything that brings joy or comfort. Video games, Doritos, ice cream, social security. The only thing conservatives hate more than educated people is happy people. Because they don't understand it!

Ever seen republicans trying to smile?

https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/b10d69a53a13f4842632f075b1b5b0fc

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u/Stepjam Aug 22 '24

Vance went gave a speech that was basically "Children are starving in Africa and Kamala says she's having fun". It was really dumb, but also pretty in character for the guy who somehow fumbles the most softball question of "What brings you joy".

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u/WolfBearDoggo Aug 22 '24

Weirdly joyless

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u/Robert2207 Aug 22 '24

bro has to cater to weird 18 year olds who share patrick bateman sigma edits on tiktok, he's gotta do what he's gotta do.

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u/Mr_master89 Aug 22 '24

There's like a group of people that the second they hit 18 they think being an adult means no fun at all

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u/cross2201 Aug 22 '24

“NoOoo you can’t have fun like a normal person!! If you have a public charge you must become a joyless machinEEeee!!!!!!!”