r/facepalm Aug 12 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ US women’s rugby player takes a bad angle selfie and idiots assume she’s trans

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Aug 12 '24 edited Aug 13 '24

I was (saw) an advertisement where the Italian rugby national team were sponsored by some car rental.

I never knew they had such rough and robust men. I'm used to seeing dramatic soccer where they roll in the grass, covering their face after getting hit in the leg.

But those guys looked rough.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

I'm pretty sure the average rugby player could rip off my head with minimal effort

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Aug 12 '24

At the very least, leave you flattened and immobile

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u/StalyCelticStu Aug 13 '24

Death by Snu Snu

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u/experfailist Aug 12 '24

We don't kink shame here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

Shot in the dark but still hit bullseye

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u/BlacksmithNZ Aug 12 '24

Thing about Rugby is that there are a wide range of positions.

Props, Locks, Hooker and the rest of the forward pack, being able to disassemble somebody in a tackle is pretty much a given

The backs on the other hand are mostly pretty people, much more likely to just run around you so as not to muss up their hair do. Obviously, there are exceptions (aka Lomu)

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u/Pleasant_Ad3475 Aug 13 '24

I genuinely don't see that at all. Maybe I just haven't been paying attention

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u/deannobody Aug 12 '24

There’s a clip somewhere of an Australian rugby player getting hit by a car while he was walking in front of a shop. I think he had his baby with him, but neither of them were injured even though they got ram against the front of the shop.

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u/Great_cReddit Aug 12 '24

My good buddy played Rugby collegiately and semi-pro. Those guys are just built different. I remember him playing club (he's a fuckin beast of a guy at 6'4" and a dense 325lbs). They would practice their asses off to the point of utter exhaustion and then go to the bar and get shitty. Like 5x a week. I have no idea how those dudes functioned when they had to be hungover 90% of the time. They were all beasts.

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u/Goregoat69 Aug 12 '24

Check out Florentine Football (Calcio Storico). It's like a cross between Rugby and team MMA.

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u/FlyAirLari Aug 13 '24

You were an advertisement? Human billboard?

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Aug 13 '24

Yes, I was/saw

Dumb autocorrect

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u/Antdestroyer69 Aug 13 '24

Yeah well there's that "metrosexual men" stereotype that is just bs. And yeah, football isn't the best ad for tough men.