r/facepalm • u/nonetakenback • Aug 12 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ US women’s rugby player takes a bad angle selfie and idiots assume she’s trans

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u/No-Message9762 Aug 12 '24

her eyes are too close together

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u/rozzco Aug 12 '24

Yet they are still on the far outer edges of her brain.

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u/sksauter Aug 12 '24

This one wins insult of the day

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u/AineLasagna Aug 13 '24

My favorite is still “wisdom is chasing her, but she is faster”

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 Aug 12 '24

There's a brain in there?

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u/SquidVices Aug 12 '24

No just a deep rooted parasite that is passing for hair…

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u/LackSchoolwalker Aug 12 '24

These people aren’t necessarily stupid, they are social predators who have developed the talent to lie shamelessly. Most people can’t do that, even smart people assume that people who routinely say false but self serving things are stupid. Lying to suit your narrow interest isn’t stupid, it is just a life strategy that is socially corrosive, which seems stupid if you care about the long run interests of humanity. These people don’t. They intend to thrive off of human misery. It’s evil, not stupid.

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u/Ceclanter Aug 12 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

Sadly, the anatomy just wouldn't hold up without something in there, I thought it was a packing peanut this whole time

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u/Shaedeelady Aug 12 '24

It’s a bunch of them, they have to bulk out the bleached blonde head to match the bad built, butch body that this bitch be bumping.

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u/Tech-Fonzie Aug 12 '24

That was a "chef's kiss" comment. Amazing!

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u/PuddingPast5862 Aug 12 '24

And weird spork toes, ick🤮

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u/im_a_stapler Aug 13 '24

this is gold.

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u/Lackerbawls Aug 12 '24

911? Yea there’s blood everywhere after this one.

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u/buddhistredneck Aug 12 '24

I thought this was so funny, I showed your comment to my wife. (Probably 1/week occasion at most)

Holy shit lol. Good stuff my friend. Keep up the good work!

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u/CleaveIshallnot Aug 12 '24

Excellently done

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u/DoctoreVodka Aug 12 '24

HAH HAH HAH OMG, that Sir, is gold. Bravo.

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u/Careless_Profession4 Aug 13 '24

This one had me rolling.

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u/Xelid47 Aug 12 '24

Who is she lmao

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u/nsfwmodeme Aug 12 '24

A conservative US politician with no much brain, it seems (according to many redditors' comments).

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u/buddhistredneck Aug 12 '24

Marjorie Taylor Green (spelling?) Georgia politician.

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 12 '24

guffawing

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u/Burgoonius Aug 12 '24

But at least she only has to wear one goggle when swimming 🏊‍♀️

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u/ScaryBlanket Aug 12 '24

Wait… I have to draw you…

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u/todd330 Aug 12 '24

And then he smiled and let him do it.

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod Aug 12 '24

Damn you! Beat me by 15 minutes. If only I scrolled a little farther first.

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u/No-Message9762 Aug 12 '24

only the OG fans get this

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u/johnny2rotten Aug 12 '24

It looks like someone put her head in a vice, squeezed them together, and the eyes never bounced back.

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u/Juggernuts777 Aug 12 '24

It’s honestly what’s been bothering me most about her (behind her politics/idiocy). I know she can’t help that, but it’s just… yeesh

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u/O_its_that_guy_again Aug 12 '24

Can you imagine if her and Charlie Kirk procreated

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u/Juggernuts777 Aug 12 '24

Well thank you for that horrific image being put in my head. But i think they might be able to create a cyclops.

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u/raegunXD Aug 13 '24

She's like the opposite of an anime girl

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u/Lanky_Republic_2102 Aug 12 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

That’s from the fetal alcohol syndrome or the Downs Syndrome, not a trans issue.

In any case, she was born that way.

I’m all for supported employment and for differently abled people serving the country in Congress (even if I detest their political views), but I draw the line at her Committee appointments.

That and the Jewish space laser Anti Semitic Soros conspiracy theories and assorted other racist and hateful nonsense. She can’t blame that on her condition(s).

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u/No_Pumpkin_1179 Aug 12 '24

And have you noticed that women’s eyes are generationally shifting towards the sides of their heads…. Text book prey evolutions. The generations of being preyed up men are doing their damage.

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u/3banger Aug 12 '24

Toes too.

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod Aug 12 '24

Yeah, well at least she only needs one goggle when she goes swimming in her pool.

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey Aug 12 '24

I don't think so. I think her face is too long for her face.

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u/inflatableje5us Aug 12 '24

thats because nothing is between them.

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u/penguinpantera Aug 12 '24

So is her ball sack.

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u/jmkent1991 Aug 12 '24

Built like Dilbert.

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u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch Aug 12 '24

Kinda weird looking at this gif because it actually looks like one of her eyes is set closer towards her nose than the other.

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u/Bongressman Aug 12 '24

In her defense, there is very little brain mass keeping them from drifting together.

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u/xHeyItzRosiex Aug 12 '24

Damn you didn’t need to call me out like that ;( lol

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u/jkuhl Aug 12 '24

Her skull is too empty

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u/ThruTheUniverseAgain Aug 12 '24

Can’t accuse her neurons of that.

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u/rjross0623 Aug 13 '24

That’s from the inbreeding. She’s lucky they don’t look east and west at the same time

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u/rsg1234 Aug 12 '24

Can’t unsee now