r/facepalm • u/nonetakenback • Aug 12 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ US women’s rugby player takes a bad angle selfie and idiots assume she’s trans

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u/TheDustOfMen Aug 12 '24

Every woman is actually a guy and every guy is actually a woman but I haven't figured out yet what the point of all that would be.

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u/StupendousMalice Aug 12 '24

Probably something about someone taking someone else's job or opportunity to have sex, I would imagine. It always boils down to entitlement somewhere.

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u/my_4_cents Aug 12 '24

but I haven't figured out yet what the point of all that would be.

"And only I can fix this, at the upcoming election"

It's not supposed to make sense, it's supposed to get ignorant people angry

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

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u/Seliphra Aug 12 '24

They genuinely are at that point with anyone famous which is just… huh? Even if every celebrity was trans… at that point who fucking cares?

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Aug 12 '24

If everyone is trans then no one is trans.

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u/ButterscotchSkunk Aug 13 '24

So you're saying they're actually working towards unity?

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u/zylth Aug 12 '24

They just reinvented trans acceptance but made it involuntary based on looks

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u/pyius Aug 12 '24

Is this a double bluff? She's a man. But as a man, he's a woman?

Guys, I think we fixed it!

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u/Lena-Luthor Aug 12 '24

something about defying god is the most coherent thing I've seen

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u/Rion23 Aug 12 '24

Is it gay to like women now?

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u/Freeman7-13 Aug 12 '24

Also all guys are trans. During early development the gonads of the fetus remain undifferentiated. All fetal genitalia are the same and are phenotypically female.

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u/hummingelephant Aug 13 '24

Religious people don't need logic.

It's probably about the "devil corrupting the souls" or something like that. They already believe that the "devil" is actively trying to put as many people in hell as possible, so of course this make sense in their minds.

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u/tavirabon Aug 13 '24

I haven't figured out yet what the point of all that would be.

The part you're missing: every girl on the internet is a dude and every 12 year old is an FBI agent. With these 2 additional symmetries, we can derive a full mathematical system of dynamics that all matter to one another yet an inversion of one causes changes in another. I call this chick-preditor-trans, or CPT theory. The point is pure situational comedy.

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u/Xonxis Aug 13 '24 edited Aug 13 '24

Well.... every guy was a girl for the first few weeks of being in the womb, thats why men have nipples.

So your not wrong.

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u/Mateorabi Aug 12 '24

🎶 L.O.L.A. Lola! 🎶

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u/ray25lee Aug 13 '24

It makes sense if you really don't think about it.