r/facepalm • u/nonetakenback • Aug 12 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ US women’s rugby player takes a bad angle selfie and idiots assume she’s trans

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u/Black_Otter Aug 12 '24

If you’re not classically attractive….you must be Trans!

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u/JacksonianEra Aug 12 '24

This is essentially what they think. Their brains are so rotted they think all “real” woman should look like Scarlett Johansson.

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u/gottabequick Aug 12 '24

I saw somebody say that JK is a half a bottle of gin away from claiming the only real women are white women

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u/Nobody_at_all000 Aug 12 '24

Some of them probably claim Scarlett Johansson is trans

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u/Whelp_of_Hurin Aug 13 '24

That made me curious. It took me about 15 seconds on Google to find a video claiming exactly that. Apparently she does "eye of horus", "mocking tongue", and "winking eye" in pictures. Not sure what any of that is, but it sounds sinister. Also she throws up the peace sign a lot, which the video tells me is "androgynous hand sign". And she's Jewish, which I guess is important enough to mention twice, accompanied by an offensive stereotype drawing.

Not to mention her male digit ratio, flat spine, male shoulder to hip ratio, straight & wide shoulders, very long arms, male gait, unnatural skull shape, and deep set eyes. She also does the "hand on hip and crossed leg illussions", whatever that means.

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Aug 12 '24

That won't work either, because they've even accused Taylor Swift of being trans.

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u/archeresstime Aug 13 '24

The way she gets treated by interviewers I’d hate to be her. I love that she points out the blatant sexism

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u/createcrap Aug 12 '24

The irony is that many actual trans people are incredibly classically attractive.

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u/theSandwichSister Aug 13 '24

And also Ilona is beautiful if unconventional 

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u/Iggysoup06 Aug 13 '24

I have seen transvestgaters claim that women who are too pretty are trans so there is no winning as a woman.

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u/dergage Aug 12 '24

I dunno, Femke Bol is classically attractive and they still think she's trans.

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u/Phenomenomix Aug 12 '24

Based on what? Her impossibly long limbs?

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u/Nobody_at_all000 Aug 12 '24

the voices told them

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u/Saritiel Aug 12 '24

Based on their own idiocy. They've accused Margot Robbie, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga of being trans too.

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u/wirywonder82 Aug 13 '24

Honestly, I’ve seen plenty of times when Ilona is classically feminine and attractive, just not in this shot, and not when she’s on the pitch. Then she just looks beastly.

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u/Black_Otter Aug 13 '24

Some people just don’t look great with a ton of makeup. Katie Ledeky for example.