r/facepalm Aug 12 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ US women’s rugby player takes a bad angle selfie and idiots assume she’s trans

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u/Professional-Shape65 Aug 12 '24

Go easy on her, she just has a bad built bleach blonde butch body.

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u/No-Message9762 Aug 12 '24

her eyes are too close together

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u/rozzco Aug 12 '24

Yet they are still on the far outer edges of her brain.

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u/sksauter Aug 12 '24

This one wins insult of the day

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u/AineLasagna Aug 13 '24

My favorite is still “wisdom is chasing her, but she is faster”

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 Aug 12 '24

There's a brain in there?

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u/SquidVices Aug 12 '24

No just a deep rooted parasite that is passing for hair…

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u/LackSchoolwalker Aug 12 '24

These people aren’t necessarily stupid, they are social predators who have developed the talent to lie shamelessly. Most people can’t do that, even smart people assume that people who routinely say false but self serving things are stupid. Lying to suit your narrow interest isn’t stupid, it is just a life strategy that is socially corrosive, which seems stupid if you care about the long run interests of humanity. These people don’t. They intend to thrive off of human misery. It’s evil, not stupid.

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u/Ceclanter Aug 12 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

Sadly, the anatomy just wouldn't hold up without something in there, I thought it was a packing peanut this whole time

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u/Shaedeelady Aug 12 '24

It’s a bunch of them, they have to bulk out the bleached blonde head to match the bad built, butch body that this bitch be bumping.

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u/Tech-Fonzie Aug 12 '24

That was a "chef's kiss" comment. Amazing!

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u/PuddingPast5862 Aug 12 '24

And weird spork toes, ick🤮

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u/im_a_stapler Aug 13 '24

this is gold.

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u/Lackerbawls Aug 12 '24

911? Yea there’s blood everywhere after this one.

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u/buddhistredneck Aug 12 '24

I thought this was so funny, I showed your comment to my wife. (Probably 1/week occasion at most)

Holy shit lol. Good stuff my friend. Keep up the good work!

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u/CleaveIshallnot Aug 12 '24

Excellently done

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u/DoctoreVodka Aug 12 '24

HAH HAH HAH OMG, that Sir, is gold. Bravo.

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u/Careless_Profession4 Aug 13 '24

This one had me rolling.

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u/Xelid47 Aug 12 '24

Who is she lmao

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u/nsfwmodeme Aug 12 '24

A conservative US politician with no much brain, it seems (according to many redditors' comments).

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u/buddhistredneck Aug 12 '24

Marjorie Taylor Green (spelling?) Georgia politician.

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 12 '24

guffawing

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u/Burgoonius Aug 12 '24

But at least she only has to wear one goggle when swimming 🏊‍♀️

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u/ScaryBlanket Aug 12 '24

Wait… I have to draw you…

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u/todd330 Aug 12 '24

And then he smiled and let him do it.

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod Aug 12 '24

Damn you! Beat me by 15 minutes. If only I scrolled a little farther first.

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u/No-Message9762 Aug 12 '24

only the OG fans get this

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u/johnny2rotten Aug 12 '24

It looks like someone put her head in a vice, squeezed them together, and the eyes never bounced back.

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u/Juggernuts777 Aug 12 '24

It’s honestly what’s been bothering me most about her (behind her politics/idiocy). I know she can’t help that, but it’s just… yeesh

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u/O_its_that_guy_again Aug 12 '24

Can you imagine if her and Charlie Kirk procreated

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u/Juggernuts777 Aug 12 '24

Well thank you for that horrific image being put in my head. But i think they might be able to create a cyclops.

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u/raegunXD Aug 13 '24

She's like the opposite of an anime girl

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u/Lanky_Republic_2102 Aug 12 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

That’s from the fetal alcohol syndrome or the Downs Syndrome, not a trans issue.

In any case, she was born that way.

I’m all for supported employment and for differently abled people serving the country in Congress (even if I detest their political views), but I draw the line at her Committee appointments.

That and the Jewish space laser Anti Semitic Soros conspiracy theories and assorted other racist and hateful nonsense. She can’t blame that on her condition(s).

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u/No_Pumpkin_1179 Aug 12 '24

And have you noticed that women’s eyes are generationally shifting towards the sides of their heads…. Text book prey evolutions. The generations of being preyed up men are doing their damage.

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u/3banger Aug 12 '24

Toes too.

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod Aug 12 '24

Yeah, well at least she only needs one goggle when she goes swimming in her pool.

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey Aug 12 '24

I don't think so. I think her face is too long for her face.

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u/inflatableje5us Aug 12 '24

thats because nothing is between them.

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u/penguinpantera Aug 12 '24

So is her ball sack.

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u/jmkent1991 Aug 12 '24

Built like Dilbert.

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u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch Aug 12 '24

Kinda weird looking at this gif because it actually looks like one of her eyes is set closer towards her nose than the other.

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u/Bongressman Aug 12 '24

In her defense, there is very little brain mass keeping them from drifting together.

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u/xHeyItzRosiex Aug 12 '24

Damn you didn’t need to call me out like that ;( lol

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u/jkuhl Aug 12 '24

Her skull is too empty

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u/ThruTheUniverseAgain Aug 12 '24

Can’t accuse her neurons of that.

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u/rjross0623 Aug 13 '24

That’s from the inbreeding. She’s lucky they don’t look east and west at the same time

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u/rsg1234 Aug 12 '24

Can’t unsee now

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u/TheRealMacGuffin Aug 12 '24

That's one badly built bleach blonde butch body bitch.

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u/EMPATHETIC_1 Aug 12 '24

Let’s try attacking her on policy. Just one person, instead of doing JUST what so many of you hated Trump for doing. Because he was a big meanie man and said meanie man things that hurt so many of you clowns. Then you do it, but it ok. Almost like Ben Stiller saying all Jewish men want to be black. Can you just imagine if the races were reversed? 🙄”ok for me but not for thee” is the mantra over there. You are such hypocrites, and half of you know it.

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u/TheRealMacGuffin Aug 12 '24

What the fuck are you even talking about you delusional nonce.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Aug 12 '24

Sounds like you missed it. Greene tried talking shit and that's what she got in response. Not even called it, just pointed out things in order to find out what was "allowed"

After the clip started circulating it people sorta noticed it...

Now this is just me talking shit but she is built like lifelong female rugby players with a hint of plastic surgery face wise so she wouldn't be conventionally unattractive. Like you could Photoshop her into this picture with a little mud on her face and people probably wouldn't notice.

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u/non-ethynol Aug 12 '24

Excuse me, say what now.

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u/dafreak999 Aug 12 '24

My favorite part about the 6B comment is that it was just for clarification. Jasmine didn't call anybody that...

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Aug 12 '24

My favorite part is Raskin immediately looking at her and his reaction.

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u/After-Imagination-96 Aug 12 '24

That's such a fucking zinger lmao perfection in history

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u/Jegator2 Aug 12 '24

Haven't heard a peep from her since this debacle that she caused, true to form! Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

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u/gr3ggr3g92 Aug 12 '24

That video was amazing.

There needs to be more Jasmine Crockett.

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 12 '24

LOL 😂

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u/dont0verextend Aug 12 '24

In all fairness, bad built is just wrong. Have you seen her arms? That she-beast could split a log with her claws alone!

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u/ThePsychDiaries Aug 12 '24

I will never get over that clip I stg.

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u/WoopsShePeterPants Aug 12 '24

This is poetry.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Aug 12 '24

Go easy on H. neanderthalensis. They might not have completely won out against H. sapiens, but they aren't dummies and they are beautiful rather than ugly on the inside.

I'd take a Neandethal wife over MTG. She'd be strong, loving, I'd enjoy her strong features, she'd bear strong kids, and she would be more "trad" than whatever MTG is while not being a hypocrite who lies about being one.

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u/sash71 Aug 12 '24

MTG dishes out insults to people who don't deserve it all the time so seeing her described as that was great. She had no answer either.

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u/Difficult_Plastic852 Aug 13 '24

Deadass, as someone who looks like a gremlin if the angle is even just slightly bad I feel this and I assure everyone that the struggle is real no matter what you pack your pants with.

That said I look like a gremlin anyways no matter what, but the point still stands.

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u/Batpipes521 Aug 12 '24

I cackled at this. Thank you.

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u/ready-to-rumball Aug 12 '24

Damn, beat me to it sad

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u/maya_papaya8 Aug 12 '24

😆 this will never get old