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u/ferociousFerret7 Mar 24 '22
The ol' double fishhook. If you can break it make sure to teach him never to deploy that on you again.
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u/LiveLearnCoach May 03 '22
I’ve never actually seen it used in a fight. I remember the day my Sifu dropped it as a possible move from a certain position and then had to explain to me what it meant. My reactions 1) eww 2) no way I’d risk someone biting my fingers off
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u/foodkidFAATcity Mar 24 '22
Wanna know how I got these scars?
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u/MyTesticlesAreBolas Apr 20 '22
My father was a coomer. Boy, could he coom a lot, and so, so many times every single night. We would tell him to lay off the coom stick, so we could get some sleep, because he was rather boisterous about it, let me just say.
Well, he didn't like that. He didn't like that at all. So he would double down and turn up the volume, so to speak, and it would sound something like this "uhh uhh uhh uhh bu bu bu bu budubu budubu budubu budubu BUBU BU UBU BUDU HUBU DUBU BUDU BUBU UBUB NNNnnn...". He always knew just what to say at the right time.
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u/vvubs Mar 24 '22
This is one of the few moves banned in UFC lol.
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u/g_lenn_o Mar 25 '22
Fish hook, dick twist, kicking the knee, 12 to 6... what else is there?
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u/runner909 Mar 25 '22
Kicking or striking an opponent while he is trying to stand up (a dude lost his division title not long ago for this)
hair pulling
soccer kicks
scratching
headbutting
eye gouging
insulting
grabbing anything smaller than your fist (fingers, ears, nose, also dick/but cant remember how that rule is phrased exactly)
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u/spiffyP Mar 25 '22
no elbow drops
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u/runner909 Mar 25 '22
if you mean elbow strikes in a downward motion, that is part of the 12 to 6 rule.
If you mean elbow drop, as in the wrestling move, Im pretty sure that those arent explicitly banned because nobody would ever use them in an ufc fight due to self-harm, inefficiency and lack of use.
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u/danfoofoo Mar 25 '22
This seems pretty effective to me: People's elbow
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u/runner909 Mar 25 '22
My god, that is brutal. Tag that shit nsfw.
Absolutely no suprise that I havent seen anything this barbaric in a civilized sport such as mma.
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u/Ta2whitey Mar 25 '22
So trash talk is against the rules? I always assumed that there was trash talk like other sports.
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u/runner909 Mar 25 '22
No, no. Trash talk is absolutely fine, insults are not.
Hovever, Ive honestly never seen this exact rule be applied. For one, they wear mouthguards which kinda hamper conversation capabilities.
Secondly, Im pretty sure that no fighter wants to be labeled a pussy (which is something they get called by their opponents all the time, keep that in mind for 3) for sicking the ref on his opponent because of mean words when theyre supposed to beat each other bloody. Shit like that sticks for a long time in this sport and can have a terrible impact on future fight opportunities or the lack thereof.
Thirdly, Im 99% sure that this rule has never been clearly defined, which is why its never applied. Fighters call each other bitches and pussies all the time. Pretty sure ive heard the occasional faggot mixed in there aswell. Not to mention the bazillion of South American fighers with flowery vocabulary.
Gonna assume this rule is just for the ufc to cover their asses in case some fighter says a dumb racist things that could lose them money.
Also disregarding all the above, UFC refs are absolutely terrible the majority of the time, so they wouldnt call it either way.
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u/c5mjohn Mar 25 '22
You can't strike an opponent while he is trying to stand up? I've never seen that as a foul. Do you mean when the referee is standing up one or both fighters due to lack of action? Who lost their division title?
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u/BrawlingJellyfish Apr 01 '22
I'm late but what they meant is that you can't hit a grounded fighter. When a fighter is grounded it means they have at least three points of contact with the ground and their opponent can't hit them with kicks or knees to the head. They can punch them or hit them with elbows. They can also time their kick or knee to hit the grounded opponent as soon as their hand leaves the ground. This can backfire if they mistime the hit. Some grounded fighters will even place their hand back down to try to bait a foul. Or keep their hand down while they're in some kind of grappling exchange to avoid those hits while they fight for better positioning.
Petr Yan lost his title to Aljamain Sterling for hitting him with a knee to the head while Sterling was grounded
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u/c5mjohn Apr 01 '22
Oh yeah, I knew all that. But he said "striking an opponent while he is trying to stand back up" is a foul. I've never heard of that and I am positive it's not true.
You can mistime the strike and hit their head while they are getting up, but the foul is the head strike, not the "getting back up" part.
I figured he must know of some minor or foreign promotion where that is a rule and someone lost their title for breaking it. In the Yan-Sterling fight Sterling wasn't trying to get up when the knee came so I figured OP wasn't talking about that bout (plus the obvious reason that "striking someone trying to get back up" isn't a rule in the ufc...or anywhere else).
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u/BrawlingJellyfish Apr 01 '22
Ah my bad. Yeah you're right, that's not a foul. I just assumed he meant the grounded opponent rule
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u/PopAccomplished5761 Mar 25 '22
That shit hurts worse than any punch I’ve ever taken. Somebody gets that on you outside in the winter it’s a wrap. Not even the white and yellow jar of Carmax can save you.
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u/No_Ice_3312 Apr 05 '22
What would happen though? Would it just be those little mini tears in your lips that you get when they're really chapped? Or would they tear portions of your lips/cheeks off completely?
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Mar 24 '22
I don't know about that I have seen lots of people stick their tongue out when wrestling.
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u/CrystalRosegold Mar 25 '22
Anyone know the aftermath?
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u/feelingood41 Mar 25 '22
He went on to create self defense videos on YouTube. Other guy went to jail.
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u/Impossible-Charity-4 Mar 25 '22
Us little fellas gotta use every tool in our arsenal. Happy to see it wasn’t yet another video of someone getting dropped on their head. Bravo.
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u/Strummer95 Mar 25 '22
The song is “fuck 12”…. As he violently attacks a security guard, if he is even that…. And gets rightfully gets arrested.
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u/feelingood41 Mar 25 '22
I hate the stupid fucking song
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u/PhonyBrony2 Mar 25 '22
I was about to ask for the song name lol
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u/feelingood41 Mar 25 '22
Look. Just don't forget. Even though I hate the song. Had never heard it. Since it makes you feel good. It makes me feel good. Your boy here has always got you on that. So I went and found it for you.
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u/PhonyBrony2 Mar 25 '22 edited Mar 25 '22
I don’t know what link you sent but that’s a different song with the same name. I appreciate the effort anyways! That was some serious dogshit. I looked for myself earlier and gave up after the 5th fuck 12 song that was also dogshit.
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u/feelingood41 Mar 25 '22
It's the same song. They just slowed it down and used one part of it. And mixed it. But that's the song.
I guess whoever made the video was a no jumper fan.
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u/PhonyBrony2 Mar 25 '22
I listened to the entire song you linked he doesn’t say any of the verse that’s in this song at all besides fuck 12. It sounds like a completely different voice as well. It’s also a different beat. Maybe it’s remixed or something but I’m like 99% sure that’s a different song. Not that it matter at the end of the day.
Edit: after listening again just to be sure, I’m now 100% that this is a different song.
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u/feelingood41 Mar 25 '22
Damn that's a tough one to find. I'll keep searching.
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u/PhonyBrony2 Mar 25 '22
Don’t worry bro lol, thank you though
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u/feelingood41 Mar 25 '22
Lol I will find it. Or tell you it don't exist. This kind of stuff is fun for me.
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u/MrSlippifist Mar 25 '22
That would be the "double fishhook" . Rarely seen applied male to male, but still quite effective
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u/Strict_Lime6222 May 05 '22
My fucking face hurts from laughing. I don’t think I’ve laughed this since I was a kid.
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u/Captdouch3pool85 Jun 12 '22
Instead licking and pulling his hands how about you push them together so you can bite his ass 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/suverz Mar 25 '22
In the words of the late Richard Pryor...
This look like I'm smiling, mother fucker
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u/Ultimate69Edgelord Mar 25 '22
He made him his bitch lol
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u/GoldfishXXZile Mar 25 '22
I've watched this about 20 times. It gets funnier every time. Imagine being a security guard, and some 100 pound crack head double fish hooks your ass in front of the entire store. 🤣 That man is going to need to find a new place of employment. If he was my co-worker, I would laugh every time I see him. "Do the tongue thing, bro!"
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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Mar 24 '22
Could you not just bite his fingers off?
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u/dfinkelstein Mar 25 '22
You tell me. Could you? I can't. Maybe you have different teeth.
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u/feelingood41 Mar 25 '22
He has longer canines than we do. So he can do that. He also can't walk in day light.
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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Mar 25 '22
I’m sure you absolutely could if they weren’t your own fingers.
Edit: yes, you absolutely can. Quite a lot of articles and reports about it at the top of a Google search. You just can’t do it if they’re your own because of the pain.
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u/dfinkelstein Mar 25 '22
😂
Stick your fingers in the corners of your mouth. Pull. Bite.
The fingers are between the teeth and the gums/cheeks. Outside the teeth.
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u/southsamurai Mar 25 '22
No, it isn't because of the pain. It's because fingers are a lot tougher than you think. The whole pain thing doesn't matter at all.
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u/feelingood41 Mar 24 '22
Try it on yourself and tell us if it's possible.
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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Mar 24 '22
I’m one finger less. Thanks. It fell on the floor and the dog ate it. Shit.
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u/dangleberries4lunch Mar 24 '22
Half a hotdog and some duct tape, no one will know
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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Mar 25 '22
My wife did.
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u/dangleberries4lunch Mar 25 '22
Should've chose a fatter brand of hotdog 🤷🏼♂️
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u/drfuzz13 Mar 25 '22
That was the problem...he did when he should've used a cocktail weinee
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u/feelingood41 Mar 25 '22
Everybody knows. If you need a fake thumb, Balls Park Hot Dogs are the only ones for this application.
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u/Vizione0084 Mar 24 '22
I’m surprised big boy couldn’t just stand up / turn into him.
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u/mntEden Mar 24 '22
it ain't easy for a big guy like this to stand up from the floor, especially with another person putting their weight on you. if he leaned back and flopped to the floor he might've broke the hold
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u/Vizione0084 Mar 24 '22
I was thinking something like right knee up, turn into it, and the hold breaks. But, I’m not 300+ lbs and I also have no fucking clue what I am talking about
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u/Stonecutter_12-83 Mar 26 '22
The ufc had only two rules when it was created.... no nut shots and no fish hooks.
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u/No_Ice_3312 Apr 04 '22
Holy shit that's scary. Would that split your lips in half vertically or tear your cheeks in half horizontally? How how the fuck would you even get out of this hold?
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u/SignalRead4190 Jun 22 '22
This was the George Lucas raw unedited version of when Jabba gets choked out.
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u/Southern_Care_9194 Sep 07 '22
Commenting to ask if this is how the first Titan was formed from AOT?
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u/quazimootoo Mar 24 '22
that's painful as fuck i'd rather get punched in the face than have my lips split