r/donthelpjustfilm Mar 15 '21

Repost Let me watch you eat this bee

https://imgur.com/W9BUJXM.gifv
5.9k Upvotes

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u/dano1066 Mar 15 '21

He ate that faster than my dog eats food that fell on the floor

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u/colreaper Mar 15 '21

Only the speed of light is faster than that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

My dogs slow as hell her reaction time is slow she’s 14 tho

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u/drewk1993 Mar 15 '21

My dog is slow too but he’s a bulldog lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

the only problem being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness

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u/colreaper Mar 16 '21

Oh, i was always wondering why I couldn’t see any light. So thats the reason?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

either that or you’re blind

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u/Raging_HeadTurtles Mar 20 '21

Shut up and take my upvote

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u/SRKFRIES Mar 15 '21

I’m more pissed off that he let that sticky honey drip down his chin, ughghgghghg it bothers me so much

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u/very_clean Mar 15 '21

With you on that - I’ve seen this posted before and i can’t think of another video that both pisses me off and disgusts me at a more visceral level

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u/nm1043 Mar 15 '21

There was a recent post to /r/oddlyunsatisfying that was a guy in a pretty gross house going up to a dog bowl full of wet food and squelching it in his hand... Picking it up off the floor.

I fucking hated it.

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u/very_clean Mar 15 '21

Oh that sounds awful....

immediately starts looking for the video

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u/nm1043 Mar 15 '21

I blocked the person after they sent me a really angry message lol, but it's here if it hasn't been deleted yet

Here's the comments section

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u/Jarl_of_Ireland Mar 15 '21

Looks like the user has nuked the account

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u/nm1043 Mar 15 '21

Yeah I blocked them, but couldn't find the message after the fact so I guess it gets deleted when they are blocked? Who knows

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u/Jarl_of_Ireland Mar 15 '21

They looked to be having a meltdown from the comments I read, but seem to have deleted the account. Which is kind of good as I know I would have regretted seeing it!

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u/Stunfield Mar 15 '21

The sub doesn’t fit it’s purpose, because of the low amount of posts and low quality, which makes it a oddly unsatisfying sub which fits its purpose.

I’m annoyed.

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u/Dramatic_Explosion Mar 15 '21

That's what impatience got him, made a mess of himself and got stung in his mouth. Maybe next time he'll remember that pain and slow the fuck down

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u/MangeMaure Mar 15 '21

What should have done the cameraman about that ? Lick the guys chin ?

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u/makeme84 Mar 15 '21

I'm sorry, it spilled all around his mouth it just his chin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Yeah cus he is eating it like a fucking mong

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u/Embarrassed-Lychee42 Mar 15 '21

Yea that shits gross

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u/MikeHoncho2020 Mar 15 '21

I find that to be worse than the bee sting. Its disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

It bothers me too, we must find this man, also, the bee could give him beyonavirus

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u/notislant Mar 15 '21

You know its all over his shirt too and its going to feel nasty all day

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u/tumbleweed08002 Mar 15 '21

Theres a sink and soap out of frame

(Or so I like to imagine)

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u/RPA031 Mar 16 '21

Yeah, I'd prefer multiple beestings than spending a day walking around with honey all over the place.

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u/Intelligent-Apple-15 Mar 16 '21

Don't people do that on purpose to counter acne?

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u/BestUserEU Mar 15 '21

I really though he knew it was there and wouldn't eat it..

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u/JetSiki Mar 16 '21

it looks like he knew it was there and he wanted to eat it too

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u/caintlikeit Mar 15 '21

Same, poor bee

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u/makeme84 Mar 15 '21

He's eating the crap out of that wax and honey like it's a sandwich or donut!

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u/akc250 Mar 15 '21

That dude has a tiktok account full of videos of him wolfing down honeycombs. It’s disturbing to say the least.

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u/U-Jeans Mar 15 '21

what is it

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u/GermanShepherdAMA Mar 15 '21

Weird fetish maybe?

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u/hahaLONGBOYE Mar 15 '21

His TikTok....

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u/WashiBurr Mar 16 '21

@WeirdFetishMaybe

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u/manbruhpig Mar 16 '21

do they all have bees?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

This made me think of Attack on Titan. the way the bee was trying to escape this huge mouth.

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u/PokeKillian Mar 15 '21

Just finished the first few episodes and lmao same

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

If you hadn't rad the manga, don't let the manga readers tell you spoilers.

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u/PokeKillian Mar 15 '21

It's pretty much impossible to avoid aot spoilers now so I'm just trying to finish it quick

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u/QuestioningEspecialy Mar 15 '21

Avoid all friends, delete social media, etc.

edit: It's a hell of a ride, though. I stopped one volume into the last season and was saving my finances when BookWalker had them on sale. :|

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u/PokeKillian Mar 15 '21

Only like 2 of my friends have seen it anyway so that's fine and I don't even really use any social media apart from reddit

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u/Thefatkings Mar 15 '21

Chill

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u/shill779 Mar 15 '21

eRiNNNN YaGaaaaaaaaaa!!

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u/Anonymoose207 Mar 15 '21

Legit, and if you watch on crunchyroll you get ads for season 4 which blatantly spoil parts. I was also pretty surprised how it seemed to me like the season 2 opening kinda spoils stuff, or at least shows stuff to come that happens after that season

I watched season 1 when it came out and because season 2 was delayed so much I kinda forgot about it till more recently. Was going to wait till all of season 4 was out to binge it but the threat of spoilers has made me start again so I'm on season 3 part 1

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u/PokeKillian Mar 15 '21

Damn that's insane. I'm not watching it on crunchyroll but I do remember people saying that sasageyo spoilt a lot of stuff from seasons after that

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u/Anonymoose207 Mar 15 '21

It definitely does. I mean, I guess it was obviously intentional, not like they could do it by accident but it's hoesntly just bizarre.

I'd reccomend you skip the second opening honestly. Personally I'd rather have not seen that opening for sure, I feel like it's totally going to have lessened the impact of when it's actually revealed. Season 3 part ones opening doesn't spoil anything though, it's like they got the openings the wrong way round

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u/PokeKillian Mar 15 '21

I'll probably just look away while the opening is playing lol. I've already heard sasageyo a few times and I don't think I wanna skip it. But I'll definitely make sure not to accidentally look and have something spoilt for me

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u/DarkOmen597 Mar 15 '21

You are in for an amazing adventure. I wish I could re watch that series again blindly.

Try your beat to avoid spoilers.

I went in completely blind to everything and it was just an amazing ride.

Enjoy!

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u/PokeKillian Mar 15 '21

So far I've almost finished season 1 and oh boy it's as good as everyone says it is. Avoiding spoilers is definitely the hard part tho lol especially since season 4 is still airing but I think I'll be able to catch up soon enough to hopefully avoid major spoilers.

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u/PenguinFeet420 Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

Worst platforms for spoilers is twitter and instagram, avoid anything related to aot completely and NEVER look anything up because you 100% guaranteed a spoiler. I had to switch from an anime only to a manga reader because I kept getting spoilt so much :')

And also, for some reason people make up fake spoilers? I've seen people comment things saying it happens when it hasn't/won't

Also avoid r/shingekinokyojin and r/titanfolk (and tbh any aot subreddit), lots of posts about the manga and they're ruthless in posting spoilers 🥴

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u/PokeKillian Mar 16 '21

I've never used Twitter or Instagram so I'm good for that and I don't ever join any subreddit before completely finishing a show so hopefully I'll be fine. The anime is gonna end really soon tho right? So maybe I'll just finish the anime and not read the manga but I'm not so sure

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u/PenguinFeet420 Mar 16 '21

It'll be about a year before the anime is completely finished, part 1 of season 4 is about to be complete and then part 2 will be released in a years time I think. You're better off reading the manga in that time if I'm honest, it is really good.

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u/PokeKillian Mar 16 '21

Oh shoot I thought the season currently airing was gonna stop in a few weeks and that'd be it but maybe I'll read the manga after catching up if that's the case

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Also r/instantkarma for eating like a pig

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u/LeDuckButt Mar 15 '21

He deserves that for making us watch that awful close up of him eating.

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u/SamuraiJackBauer Mar 15 '21

That was gross to watch.

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u/fugfac Mar 15 '21

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u/Draxcer1 Mar 15 '21

Did not expect this to be real

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u/SuperWaffleKitty Mar 16 '21

Another fine consumer of bees I see.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Is this sub a joke? I honestly can’t tell

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u/3billionyearsold Mar 15 '21

That’s what you get for eating honey hive like an asshole

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u/CJ_Bug Mar 16 '21

Does that really make him an asshole? I doubt he's a rando who just ripped a hive apart or something, honeycomb is sold by beekeepers pretty often since hives are usually built of many layers and the bees won't really have trouble rebuilding one small corner of one layer, he probably just bought it fresh and he's still near the hives

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u/3billionyearsold Mar 17 '21

Wasting honey and killing a bee because he wants to eat honey like an asshole. Yea pretty assholey.

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u/CJ_Bug Mar 17 '21

It's...a drop of honey. We'll live, the bee is the only real bad thing here and that's assuming he did it on purpose, though that part is still unrelated to eating honeycomb in general

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u/3billionyearsold Mar 17 '21

You’re an asshole too

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u/CJ_Bug Mar 17 '21

How?? What is bad about eating honeycomb, seriously

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u/Little-Hoe-Academia Mar 15 '21

I feel so bad for the bee :(

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u/Hobbes604 Mar 15 '21

Can confirm this sucks.

Source: once accidentally drank wasp-flavored Coke.

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u/ClearBrightLight Mar 16 '21

I just watched a tv show where someone died this way, and it turns out a friend of my mother's died the same way. No allergies, just the swelling from the sting in just the wrong place closing off the airway. Scary.

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u/MrJerples Mar 15 '21

The way he's eating it is the most upsetting thing about this for me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

It was gross enough watching this fool hound dog this shit down his throat close up

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u/Anomalous6 Mar 15 '21

This video is disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Taste the pain-bow

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u/rafsku Mar 15 '21

I have seen this video multiple times and this is the first time i realized he actually ate the fucking be lol

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u/engagetangos Mar 15 '21

He deserved it eating like that lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

That really buzzed him huh?

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u/el_poopie Mar 15 '21

I didn’t know that you just eat the whole ass honeycomb

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u/ClearBrightLight Mar 16 '21

You can! It's delicious, but hella rich -- I don't think I could stomach this much even without the bee. Also, at the end, you're left chewing on a wad of honey-flavored wax, which isn't all that nice, so swallow early, if that makes sense.

Or, better yet, spread it on toast. I found a recipe that was garlic toast, a rich soft cheese like camembert or brie, honeycomb, and fig jam. It was to die for, seriously -- the most high-class snack I'd ever made.

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u/el_poopie Mar 16 '21

I should try this one day

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u/03slampig Mar 15 '21

Mukbangers are degenerates that belong on the cross next to foot fetish people.

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u/RedlineGamer2005 Mar 15 '21

me when I saw this : HA HE KNOW THERE IS BEE THERE, OH SHIT, WTF... AHH THE HONEY DRIPPING YUCK... OH SHIT THE BEE weird retching noises.

Edit: I did actually vomit this came for a second time on my feed

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u/ofmiceandmen6626 Mar 16 '21

This is unpleasant to watch

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u/FRISKDragon321 Mar 16 '21

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/ComradeDelter Mar 15 '21

Every time this video gets posted the main reaction is people just hating how this guy eats the honeycomb. I don’t know what it is but it pisses me off.

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u/WhiteRabbit-Pill Mar 15 '21

Greedy- humans are rapacious!

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u/UrFavBlackGuy Mar 15 '21

Protein rich.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

What does a honey Comb taste like?

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u/Extra-Extra Mar 15 '21

Honey probably.

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u/drphungky Mar 15 '21

Better, usually. If it's coming from the comb it's unpasteurized and assuming whatever local nectar sources are interesting, honey straight from the comb is really yummy.

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u/niineliives Mar 15 '21

Didn’t even get to the bee part cause that’s one of the NASTIEST FUCKING VIDEOS I’ve ever see.

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u/JimmiC697 Mar 15 '21

I have never tried honey comb or fresh honey and damn that looks good

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u/hrwells_cisco Mar 15 '21

Eating bee 🐝 & stuff...This is how covid started...lol

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u/ashenoak Mar 15 '21

This made me order fresh honeycomb on Amazon. Looks fucking delicious.

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u/lSlemYl Mar 15 '21

lets forget about the bee.. he eats it so fast .. that piece is big and wayyy too sweet and there is also sticky honey running down his neck. why?

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u/The_Son_of_Hades37 Mar 16 '21

My only question for this dude is “are you blind?” That bee was definitely in his fov

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u/ThereOnceWasADonkey Mar 16 '21

Is that a bee? Looks waspy to me.

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u/khill5742 Mar 15 '21

Holy fuck this is disgusting. Like no one wants to see this fuck stick chomping and chewing, watching othere people eat is so fucking foul. Bee sting is what he gets, no one wants to watch you fucking eat bud

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u/PostPoliceOfficer Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 15 '21

I say this every time I see this bastard and his TikTok honey eating videos: I absolutely despise this man with every fibre of my being. It’s always the same thing, him wolfing down freshly harvested honey like he’s eating god damn samplers at a Costco.

Edit: r/FuckTheHoneyEatingGuy

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u/darkearwig Mar 16 '21

What's his name on there?

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u/JeanDeny314 Mar 15 '21

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u/DrummerBound Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 24 '21

Man, that is some serious dedication if that was deliberate.

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u/Jumadax Mar 16 '21

I'm not a fan of Asians and how they eat and what they eat. If you're ever in tiktok, it's a trend in China to eat honey with bees on it.

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u/Glockspeiser Mar 15 '21

That looks more like a wasp than a bee

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u/DfromtheV Mar 15 '21

Nothing grosses me out more than Asian people eating

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u/Lord_lenkesh Mar 15 '21

Im pissed cuz this can kill you

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u/imnotanazibelieveme Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 15 '21

This post isn't supposed to be in this subreddit, the man didn't need help, it was his own decision and had everything under control.

Lost redditors like you make me wanna leave the sub

r/lostredditors

Btw if there are new people that didn't know how the sub was, sort in Top posts.

You'll see how much better it was

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u/kindofboredd Mar 15 '21

The guy filming saw the bee still on there though

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u/JeanDeny314 Mar 15 '21

It was scripted.

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u/Chouji-Akimichi Mar 15 '21

“Quick Timmy, eat this wasp so we can get internet points! Your tongue will only be in immense pain for a while, and sure you might get stung on the roof of your mouth or throat too, and might have trouble breathing, and won’t be able to eat due to pain, but we’ll get like 10 upvotes”

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u/JeanDeny314 Mar 15 '21

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u/OnlyBrodway Mar 15 '21

gif with asian man

oh obviously scripted, “hey eat this bee for internet points that have nothing to do with real life”

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u/TheLemon22 Mar 15 '21

Leave, then

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u/imnotanazibelieveme Mar 15 '21

Am I wrong?

If you were in this subreddit 1 year ago there would be real cool and sub-appropiate content

But look how they murdered my little boy.

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u/Ryouconfusedyett Mar 15 '21

yes you are wrong

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u/bestboah Mar 15 '21

then go find a different subreddit. there’s plenty out there

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u/Beepolai Mar 15 '21

The person filming didn't warn him that he was about to eat a bee. That's why it belongs here.

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u/MarleyRosie Mar 15 '21

Cya mate. We don't need to know they youre leaving

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u/ili_udel Mar 15 '21

The bee needed help you dumbo!

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u/shutupmahe Mar 15 '21

I bet you didn’t expect this to backfire, eh?

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u/imnotanazibelieveme Mar 15 '21

I did, this is reddit, people will hate you for your opinion.

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u/shutupmahe Mar 15 '21

It’s hardly hating you. People also love you for your opinion, as is evidenced by a lot of post karma. I think the hatred coming towards your comment is that it was unnecessary and it was quite obvious that the ‘help’ was directed at the bee, not the guy. The hate is likely also directed at the obnoxious nature in which your comment was posed.

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u/imnotanazibelieveme Mar 15 '21

This guy does all sorts of things, he has an IG you have to check out, his IG would be a goldmine for this subreddit

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u/dbraud23 Mar 15 '21

It's already a Modnay morning, no need to karen it up.

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u/imnotanazibelieveme Mar 15 '21

How am I a karen tho for pointing out an actual problem?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21 edited Apr 02 '21

[deleted]

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u/imnotanazibelieveme Mar 15 '21

How am I wrong tho?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

So the real reason this shouldn’t be in this subreddit is because the man filming is also the man who needs to be saved.

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u/imnotanazibelieveme Mar 15 '21

Wdym

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

He’s filming himself isn’t he?

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u/kindofboredd Mar 15 '21

You can tell there's someone else filming at the end

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u/Robot_Dinosaur86 Mar 15 '21

The bee is unhappy.

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u/Carltonbanks13 Mar 15 '21

That’s why I always keep my eyes open when I’m eating.

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u/heavensclit Mar 15 '21

wheres the asmr

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u/Bigboybuilder Mar 15 '21

Nobody can eat as much honey as him

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u/TheUgliestLongPig Mar 15 '21

I can hear Ken screaming

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u/inappropriatelycool Mar 15 '21

Nevermind the bee that was so satisfying

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u/gostooo Mar 15 '21

you can see the bee stung him lol

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u/TroubleshootenSOB Mar 15 '21

Not quite the beginning of r/dogbees

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u/3snocad190 Mar 15 '21

A bite he’ll never forget I think it was forbidden 🤗🤗

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u/UyghurGenocideChina Mar 15 '21

Camera person could of easily said to stop but didn’t. Perfect for this sub

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u/colreaper Mar 15 '21

He isn’t gonna honey for a really long time. The stung hurts like hell.

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u/themoldyunicorn Mar 15 '21

(PETA didn't like that)

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u/StopWhiningScrub Mar 15 '21

I’m glad this guy got stung just because of the way he chews

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u/DaddyShark28989 Mar 15 '21

I'm cured!

I mean oww.

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u/Just_Del Mar 15 '21

Never had honey, how sweet is it supposed to be exactly?

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u/Hugeknight Mar 15 '21

It like liquid sugar

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u/comfortless14 Mar 15 '21

Ew how can people eat straight honey? That shit is so sweet and he’s just scarfing it down

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u/ProfnlProcrastinator Mar 15 '21

I gained a few pounds just by watching this.

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u/toastpants11 Mar 15 '21

AYO THAT MANS STILL ON DERE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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u/AlbinoWino11 Mar 15 '21

That’s how you get diabeetus

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u/ievux17 Mar 15 '21

what did he thought would happen?

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u/ToxicLax Mar 15 '21

Oh God, I actually know the pain of being stung on the tongue. I was eating ice cream when I was 3 or 4 years old and a bee landed on my spoon as it was entering my mouth. Worst sting pain ever and even now, 20 years later, I still can't taste or feel anything on the tip of my tongue.

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u/jberry86 Mar 15 '21

What’s with all the hate? Looks delicious! 🍯

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u/Blake017238 Mar 15 '21

I love Honey as much as the next guy but still

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u/DetectivePokeyboi Mar 15 '21

Why does he eat it like that.

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u/White_star_lover Mar 16 '21

That's a wasp my man

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u/FooolsGOlld Mar 16 '21

I would hate to be on some mountain way out and get honey down my neck and not be able to wash off. Ughh

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

God I hope the. We survived somehow..

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

I really want to taste that now (with out the bee)

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u/WagonThoughts Mar 16 '21

It's a wasp. Not a bee. r/fuckwasps

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u/Jamesl1988 Mar 16 '21

Looks like a honey bee to be honest.

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u/typicalBACON Mar 16 '21

My uncle once was drinking a beer and apparently a bee was on it and she didn't sting him when he drank her she just bit his tongue. A bee on a beer uh? That's an orthographically interesting situation

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

I would be dead

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u/manulable Mar 16 '21

Toothurty!

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u/Amessersmith109 Mar 16 '21

That’s one way to get buzzed

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u/Aaroninshh Mar 16 '21

Why did I find it so f*cking funny? I'm literally laughing rolling on the floor lol

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u/lam981060 Mar 16 '21

Attack on titan

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u/Suzette100 Mar 16 '21

Are you supposed to actually eat the honeycomb part? Isn’t it wax? I’m confused as hell. That seems like it would sit in your guts till you just pooped out a big block o wax

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u/RyanABWard Mar 21 '21

You don't want that crunchy in your soft