r/donthelpjustfilm Mar 09 '24

Person Taking This Video Does Not Recognize How Potentially Dangerous This Could Be... Fortunately, This Good Doggo Does And Is On It

1.7k Upvotes

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u/graffiksguru Mar 09 '24

Dog is so much smarter than this parent

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u/WitherBones Mar 09 '24

Deeply unfortunate that we know which one is likely neutered.

10

u/Minimum-Parsnip-4717 May 15 '24

Fucking hell this made lmao

49

u/danTHAman152000 Mar 09 '24

My buddy’s Australian Shepherd used to go absolutely nuts over little furry white dogs like this doodle. This video reminds me of the doodle some how taking this out on a brown sheep lol.

6

u/WitherBones Mar 09 '24

I literally never put it together until just now that my BC mix does the same thing.... oh my god...

1

u/Arthillidan Mar 24 '24

Birth control? Battlecruiser? Black cleaver? Broadcast? Bengal cat?

1

u/yoshi_sor Mar 26 '24

Or big c- (sorry, i won't finish that joke...)

2

u/SomeGuyGettingBy Apr 12 '24

You’re talking about his big cock, right?

2

u/yoshi_sor Apr 12 '24

Yeah... Like chicken... Of course...

1

u/WitherBones Apr 07 '24

Given the context, and the word mix after, you are welcome to guess a breed of dog.

3

u/DanniTampa Mar 09 '24

Lmfao 🤣

42

u/voidhearts Mar 09 '24

The horse

14

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

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8

u/No_Calligrapher_6799 Mar 10 '24

I hate myself for missing this shit every time 😂

79

u/TruthFreesYou Mar 09 '24

There doesn’t seem to be a parent anywhere

20

u/Phildagony Mar 09 '24

Isn’t that….apparent?

I’m leaving, I’m leaving!!

35

u/Tarpy7297 Mar 09 '24

They the camera man/woman. I think so any way.

30

u/egowritingcheques Mar 09 '24

Yes, likely a parent who simply knows NOTHING about farm animals and thinks they're all just "so cute".

8

u/paulrhino69 Mar 09 '24

The trouble is these are the people who end up making the rules we have to farm by because they think they can't be wrong

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '24

You are wrong, look at the dog.

12

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Dog has no chill, up in that sheep's face like the secret service.

6

u/MeGoBoom57 Mar 09 '24

Get that dog a medal!

8

u/Significant_Ad9793 Mar 10 '24

When I was 4 we had a pet goat that loved attacking me... I have a picture of her taking me to the ground.

3

u/Tarpy7297 Mar 10 '24

Share it.

3

u/Significant_Ad9793 Mar 10 '24

I already asked my mom to send it to me lol. She says she'll go through the albums.

5

u/Sinaasappelsien Apr 04 '24

Can i seee

2

u/Significant_Ad9793 Apr 04 '24

My mom went to our hometown yesterday and I already asked her to bring it back lol. As soon as I get it I'll upload it 😁.

1

u/Sinaasappelsien Apr 04 '24

Cool haha, also can I ask what’s your pf pic supposed to be

1

u/Significant_Ad9793 Apr 04 '24

I think it's a pigeon suit lol.

1

u/Sinaasappelsien Apr 04 '24

oh no i mean the flashlight phone thing but I realize now that it's the subreddit icon lmao

14

u/Vast-Championship808 Mar 09 '24

A week ago there was this video of a sheep head butting to death an old Chinese man, small but still more than twice the size of this kid. Can't even imagine the possibilities here

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u/donksauce Mar 09 '24

Got the vid?

8

u/Vast-Championship808 Mar 09 '24

1

u/Select_Speed_6061 Mar 11 '24

Damn that shit seemed personal.

2

u/Vast-Championship808 Mar 11 '24

That sheep made sure that he wasn't waking up

2

u/Select_Speed_6061 Mar 11 '24

He even was finna go in for one more at the end. He checked on the man and decided he was finished. Brutal af

2

u/Vast-Championship808 Mar 11 '24

A bit of an eye opener, it really made me realise that we need to be careful even with sheep, an animal that would probably be extinct if it wasn't for us humans.

1

u/lemelisk42 Mar 17 '24

I mean, from the sheep's perspective he is a prison guard. Seems like it would be personal

12

u/Friesen1 Mar 09 '24

Dum human

4

u/YoSaffBridge11 Mar 10 '24

The dog even tried to get the stupid human to listen.

4

u/outtakes Mar 17 '24

When the dog cares more about the child's safety than the cameraman smh

7

u/Cautious_Evening_744 Mar 09 '24

Stupid parents sending their kids in the killing fields.

3

u/LookyLouVooDoo Mar 09 '24

What a pretty place. Dog about to lay the smack down on that sheep and the horse wanted no part of it.

3

u/cmclav Mar 10 '24

Putting your child in danger for clicks.. Fuckin hell

1

u/Tarpy7297 Mar 11 '24

I didn’t do this. You realize that I cross posted this on Reddit. Right?

2

u/bromanjc Mar 23 '24

i think they were speaking generally

2

u/Tarpy7297 Mar 23 '24

I know. I get defensive. It’s Reddit ptsd. You know.

1

u/bromanjc Mar 23 '24

i feel you lol

3

u/jackjackandmore Mar 10 '24

Dogs smarter than social media addicted humans. Whodda thunk.

3

u/hardcore_softie Mar 10 '24

When the dog has massively better instincts than the parent. I think the dog should get full custody of the child.

3

u/DemonOfTheAstroWaste Mar 11 '24

That's a bad parent right there. Great dog

2

u/Silly_Doughnut5715 Mar 10 '24

I remember reading Bill Clinton as a little boy was rammed by a sheep or ram pretty bad.

1

u/Tarpy7297 Mar 10 '24

Maybe that’s why he was so cool.

2

u/Weldobud Mar 10 '24

There is a video of a ram killing a man in an enclosure. They are dangerous animals and not cuddly.

2

u/BeanieBabySnail__ Mar 10 '24

He's such a good fucking boy 😭😭

2

u/n3ssb Mar 28 '24

Someone wanted life insurance money and they needed photographic evidence?

2

u/Truecrimeauthor Apr 30 '24

Sheep can grab some air

2

u/StarFighter6464 Jun 09 '24

Wow, that dog is awesome. It warms my heart to see it defending the baby.

1

u/guilamano Mar 10 '24

dogs being smarter than the average person, nothing new

1

u/MG_STOMP Mar 16 '24

Cmon guys, you're supposed to get a but roughed up as a kid makes you tougher. I just see parents overprotective, and it's going to cause problems for them later in life. At his age, I was doing mutton busting. Kids were getting stepped on, thrown off the sheep, rammed. It scared the hell out of me, walking through the entryway to the stadium and seeing all the hurt kids, but I was brave and held onto the sheep for my life. lol ended up getting third place!. I was thrown off it hurt, but that's part of it.

1

u/zeroes_n_ones Mar 30 '24

we dont deserve dogs

1

u/SpecterK1 Apr 13 '24

Chill yee tiddies, lamp was just overexcited and it happens

1

u/pumptini7 May 03 '24

How is the dog smarter than mom/dad

1

u/Tarpy7297 May 03 '24

Idk but I’m scared

1

u/Hooray_For_Sex May 15 '24

Person filming needs training

1

u/Tarpy7297 May 15 '24

Yes. I would also rather they just put the recording device down. And help the poor child…but no one is perfect… lol.

1

u/Sea_Ad_9258 May 18 '24

Doggie's all over it.

1

u/rebelliousjuicebox May 25 '24

Look at that idiot just standing there watching/filming. Not fit to parent.

1

u/Cautious_Evening_744 Jul 01 '24

The dog is a better parent than the parent.

1

u/Tarpy7297 Jul 01 '24

🎶🎶more parent than the parent🎶🎶 White Zombie tune of course.

1

u/wheelsmatsjall Jul 27 '24

Doesn't need to be a parent!

1

u/Koss424 Aug 08 '24

Filmer doesn't have to; he has a dog.

1

u/Excellent_Jaguar_675 Aug 17 '24

This is why you have sheep dogs. But the little white one sure knows how to do the job. So cute. Never let a toddler in unsupervised with any farm animal. Maybe they knew the dog would intervene? Hope so.

1

u/angelicosphosphoros Aug 25 '24

Maybe they knew the dog would intervene? Hope so.

I suspect that they don't understand danger of animals.

1

u/Alps_Useful Aug 19 '24

Well done boy, far smarter than the humans here.

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u/deathwalkingterr0r Mar 09 '24

Everything about this video is silly and innocent no one was in danger

13

u/SoSoEasy Mar 09 '24

That goat would have caved that kids head in

13

u/casperjoes Mar 09 '24

There's a video getting around of one of these, killing a man from head butting. That thing was trying to hit the kid's head until the dog stepped in. That boy would be crippled for life if it connected

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u/neoaraxis Mar 09 '24

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u/Tarpy7297 Mar 09 '24

That’s where we are right?