r/donthelpjustfilm • u/NorCalNavyMike • Dec 25 '23

Shortly after my first Christmas, when I’d figured out how to scoot backward (but not forward)…

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u/Hmgkt Dec 25 '23

Legend has it that you are still stuck in this position

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u/NorCalNavyMike Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 25 '23

History, became legend.

Legend, became myth.

And u/NorCalNavyMike passed out of all knowledge…

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u/ARobertNotABob Dec 25 '23

History became legend.
Legend became myth.
Myth became Mrs.

(works better if you're female, of course)

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u/Hmgkt Dec 25 '23

That is a great Mike Tyson impression!

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u/ARobertNotABob Dec 25 '23

Thankth mithuth.

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u/EntrepreneurNo4138 Mar 21 '24

I read this in Tyson’s voice, 💀

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u/NorCalNavyMike Dec 25 '23

Thanks, Mom. 😜❤️

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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u/docwisdom Dec 25 '23

As parents, sometimes this is the only entertainment we get

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u/MissMelTx Dec 25 '23

You must be old like me, with that couch in the pic lol

Merry Christmas to you and yours, hope you don't get stuck under any couches this year

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u/ediks Dec 25 '23

I too, am in my 40s

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u/Louielouielouaaaah Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 25 '23

I mean, I may have a photo quite similar to this

… from last week.

He was so angry and cute

He is very adored and loved by both parents as I’m sure you are as well 😄

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit Mar 24 '24

I have the same photo, but in mine my baby is angry-eating a cracker. I didn’t want to leave him complaining while I went to get the camera.

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u/ErinTales Dec 25 '23

evil couch go nom

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u/crazedhark Dec 31 '23

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"

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u/NorCalNavyMike Dec 31 '23

< que the opening riff of *Teenage Wasteland** >*

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u/onFilm Dec 25 '23

Me every time I've done salvia. Couch ends up eating you!

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u/Holiday_Operation Mar 27 '24

This is what I felt like in my mind after the Salvia collapsed me inside of the floor. 😬

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u/cut4stroph3 Jan 16 '24

Best time to laugh at your child is before memories start setting in. I bet it was the cutest thing they'd seen all week

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u/AstroNot87 Feb 28 '24

Lmao this post can be doubled up in r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/NezumiMaus50 Mar 04 '24

"HELP I DONT KNOW TO GO FORWARD IM STUCK IM PAIN IM GOING TO DIE HERE, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING THISNT A JOKE THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IM STUCK!"

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u/ShutUpBran111 May 14 '24

Hahaha this is my son right now. Real good ago going backwards but not forwards

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u/AdemSof Mar 08 '24

What's scooting?

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u/_Globert_Munsch_ Mar 08 '24

Google exists

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 25 '23

What does this mean? Why is it here? I didn't know photos were allowed

Downvoted because I didn't understand and asked

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u/jaquan123ism Dec 25 '23

op could only scoot backwards into the couch and couldn’t escape the evil under couch

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u/Crumble_Bumble_Bee Feb 06 '24

My dumbass couldn't understand what was going on. Thank you for the explenation lol

That couch really is evil

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u/Old_Signature_1069 Dec 25 '23

Ig that's Reddit lol. Getting downvoted for not knowing stuff seems to be common in my experience here.

Uhhhh one thing that worked for me was saying 'im dumb/Living under a rock' while asking a question seemingly everyone knows the answer to

Examples: I'm dumb guys what does this mean???/ Apparently I've been living under a rock since I have no idea what the post is saying lol can someone explain

Apparently ppl just,,, like??? When you say that??? Something about it may seem more genuine/ humble to people apparently idk

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u/Holiday_Operation Mar 27 '24

Arrogance. The anonymous feel, special interest groups, and ability to post an essay sized reply, seems to attract a lotta big-brain chad energy.

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u/BludStanes Feb 19 '24

Poor little guy thinks that's gonna be his life from now on