r/dankmemes MayMayMakers 3d ago

We are cooked

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14.3k Upvotes

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u/Aloneforrever 3d ago

Bold of you to assume that i use incognito

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u/Italiandude2022 3d ago

⬆️ fearless dude

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u/slimricc 2d ago

Incognito isn’t hiding what you do on the internet from people who have access to that information(the government)

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u/TheWematanye 2d ago

It sure helps hide what you do in a SHARED environment though, the intended use.

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u/slimricc 2d ago

So it’s just a secondary browser, probably shouldn’t be called “incognito” which is what we’re discussing

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u/DarthHead43 Too dank for school 2d ago

people who think literally no one can see what they do on incognito are stupid. but the majority wouldn't use incognito for that they would use TOR, they use it because they can't be arsed to delete their search history and don't want their mum mocking their stepmom porn addiction

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u/TheWematanye 2d ago edited 2d ago

What exactly isn't incognito about it? As far as I can tell it is incognito, to a certain extent.

Unless you're expecting overly verbose naming patterns for every single thing, let's try not getting hung up on naming. Especially when the name fits.

And calling it a secondary browser doesn't make any sense—it isn't. Is a a tab I drag into a new window a secondary browser? No.

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u/AlphaScorpiiSeptem 3d ago

Bold of you to assume I use chrome

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u/App0wl 3d ago

Bold of you to assume I use a browser

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u/Formal_Yak_6893 3d ago

Can I assume you have a sister?

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u/Chirya999 2d ago

Right! I edge to Microsoft Edge.

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u/IAMWastingMyTime 3d ago

the chrome got some of you all mfs by the balls?

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u/coopthepirate 3d ago

Hold on you all i'll be in my bunk

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u/healzsham 3d ago

No but actually how in the great green fuck are so many people under the impression incognito is for anything other than not having to clear your history after porn.

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u/Merry_Dankmas 2d ago

It's good for watching that one YouTube video that pops up in your feed that has nothing to do with your normal tastes and are interested in but don't want to corrupt your algorithm either by watching it on your account.

But mainly it is in fact porn.

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u/healzsham 2d ago

I guess, but my autoplay really likes to push the ostensibly AI, super low effort trash on me, so I have to clean out my history fairly often anyways.

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u/Moldy_Teapot 2d ago

YouTube can and does track your viewing history when you're signed out/in "privacy mode"/across browsers.

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u/amynias I use linux btw 🐧 2d ago

Fr, the saucy gay porn doesn't look so good in my Google search history.

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u/Purple_Kiko 2d ago

I use it to look up stupid questions

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u/andrewsad1 2d ago

It's really helpful for preventing tab overflow too

I could care less if anyone knows that I'm looking up the capitol of Egypt, I just know that I ain't closing that tab manually

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u/arghya_333 ☣️ 2d ago

I read my hentai on a different browser profile, since I like to favorite and bookmark stuff. Incognito is for the times you do not want to add stuff into your browser. Important since I like to occasionally look and search for stuff in my history, which is easier if it isn't too cluttered.

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u/CreateArtCriticism 2d ago

Found the non-coder lmfao

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u/healzsham 2d ago

n-no guiz web dev is real coding

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u/cleavetv 2d ago

You telling me you don't want 180 versions of how to concatenate a string in C++ in your google search history?

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u/CreateArtCriticism 1d ago

Ya or just if you're deploying or testing literally any single front end functionality lol

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u/offasick1 3d ago

incognito? i’m an adult

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u/Deskfan45 3d ago

Real men pin Xvideos to their start screen.

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u/Meneer_de_IJsbeer [custom flair] 3d ago

Hotkey it, shortcut from the homescreen!

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u/Exoticpoptart63 3d ago

open on startup

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u/RandonBrando 2d ago

XVideos-based Linux distro

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u/Battlejesus 3d ago

Gigaminds share the video with their contact list

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u/Mekelaxo 3d ago

I use incognito to avoid targeted adds

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u/CptMuffinator 3d ago

I use ad blockers(uBlock Origin) to avoid targeted ads

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u/Mekelaxo 3d ago

I mean, it's not that I don't want targeted adds at all, but sometimes there are searches that I don't want influencing my algorithm

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u/arghya_333 ☣️ 2d ago

Same. I almost never watch videos on youtube in my account unless I am not subscribed to them. I watch stuff in incognito, and if I like their videos I subscribe and watch other videos on my account.

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u/clevermotherfucker 3d ago

that’s not real men, that’s porn addicts

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u/Hamtier 2d ago

it is nearly the same thing

not all real men are porn addicts but all porn addicts are real men!

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u/clevermotherfucker 2d ago

not true either, women can be porn addicts too

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u/IamInTheTree 1d ago

Real men can be women too!

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u/Nostalgic-Banter 2d ago

"Step bro, what's this?"

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas 3d ago

Hey bro lemme use your desktop for a sec, I just need to google something real quick.

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u/Baldazar666 2d ago

Ever heard of separate desktops? How about guest windows accounts?

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u/user_428 2d ago

"Let me google something real quick"

"Sure, I'll just first log out and log back in and open you a browser."

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u/Baldazar666 2d ago

You press windows+tab and you click once. Done. Alternatively you press windows+L and you click once.

Next time try googling before you type some nonsense again.

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u/Manwithbanana 2d ago

Everyone has phones, who the fuck asks to google on someone elses PC? Besides fringe cases in school.

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u/bluedhift 3d ago

Some of you all mfs?

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u/TheGringoOutlaw 3d ago

OP hasn't discovered the contraction "y'all" yet.

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u/UnstopableTardigrade 2d ago

Oh shit my brain literally just translated that to y'all

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u/Spanker_of_Monkeys 1d ago

Also

the Chrome

This might be the most illiterate shit meme I've ever seen get 10k+ upvotes

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u/bluedhift 1d ago

14.3k upvotes with 108 comments. How and why?

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u/killerjags 2d ago

The chrome?

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u/Metroidman 3d ago

Idk what im more insulted by the idea of using incognito or the idea of using chrome

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u/pewdiebhai64 3d ago

Where this guy learn how to write

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u/sketch-3ngineer 2d ago

Same place i learned to spoke.

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u/pewdiebhai64 2d ago

The trailer parks

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 3d ago

Incognito is only to hide what you do from your parents or partner. Your fbi agent can still see what you're doing.

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u/Beavisisadumbass 3d ago

So my fbi agent knows I ask stupid questions through incognito so I don't have to manually remove them from my history

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u/FBI-van-3 3d ago

I can not confirm or deny that at this point in time.

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u/DarthHead43 Too dank for school 2d ago

I know, that's why after I finish I don't shut the tab for a few minutes until my agent can finish too

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u/nathhealor 3d ago

The Chrome

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u/Quizzelbuck 3d ago

Is this in English? What is it really saying?

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 3d ago

? What's that?

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u/daddydeadpool420 2d ago

i don’t know but i’m scared

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u/MW2Konig 3d ago

I think that if it happens my social reputation goes negative and i will have to resort to the "reset life" method

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u/make_love_to_potato 2d ago

Time to move to Thailand.

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u/MW2Konig 2d ago

Or New Zeland

"Its a peacefull life"

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u/StandardN02b 3d ago

"Now we are all gonna review OP's navigation history to judge if he is realy deserving of capital punishment."

"Your honor, I'd like to plead guilty."

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u/danfay222 rm -rf / 3d ago

This is a great example of a place where “y’all” is not interchangeable with “you all”

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u/captsalad 3d ago

this meme sucks

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u/Zemvos 2d ago

Can someone please translate this for those of us not yet afflicted with brain rot?

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u/Away-Wrap9411 3d ago

Chrome lol

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u/atlasthefirst 3d ago

What do you mean? We would all be falsely accused of something? ;)

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u/Janks_McSchlagg 2d ago

THE Chrome?

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u/NeoIsJohnWick ☣️ 2d ago

Incognito mode is only there for your browser to not store the sites you visited.

Your ISP and authorities can still see what you were surfing.

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u/Sohcahtoa82 2d ago

Your ISP and authorities can still see what you were surfing.

Not entirely.

At best, the only information they have is the sites you're visiting. They can't read the data you're sending/receiving from those sites.

So they could see you're on xvideos, but they can't tell you're watching Mexican trans midget porn.

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u/RemoteButtonEater 2d ago

One of my favorite apocalypse ideas is a release of a public, searchable index of everyone's browser and search history. Society ender for sure

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u/UncleSam50 2d ago

Google might have the same issue

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u/Excellent_Set_232 2d ago

Gotta have browser history to look back on in post nut clarity. It’s like remembering cringe moments from your childhood but it was 45 seconds ago.

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u/mthomp778 2d ago

Speak fucking english

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u/beershitz 3d ago

This is an ai meme, unintelligible garbage

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u/Georgieman420 3d ago

Bold of you to assume I’m human

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u/Formal_Yak_6893 3d ago

Stop using chrome. I'm no tech expert, but just stop!!

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u/K_Shazam 3d ago

Chrome in almost 2025?

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u/SunderedValley 3d ago

Chrome is spyware so the government already knows.

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u/majoralita 2d ago

Please don't begin any search with 'h' in my browser

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u/Bourbonaddicted ☣️ 2d ago

Stupid of you to assume i have chrome

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u/ventingandcrying 2d ago

We all got those gems in our brains that we can’t google no matter how many hyper specific details we remember so bring it!

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u/RobotNinja28 2d ago

Chrome? No thx, I like my ram how it is

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u/FreshQuam 2d ago

More like:

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u/RageQuittingGamer 2d ago

Firefox with uBlock and a good vpn. If you use anything less that's on you.

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u/iamalicecarroll 1d ago

i hope you mean ublock origin

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u/IamHereForThaiThai 2d ago

"Somofyallmf"

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u/AstronomerStandard 2d ago

Perks of living alone is no longer having to use that shit. I just type "p" in my browser and watch all the suggestions unfold

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u/The_Ghost_of_TAC 2d ago

Why is this guy on a constant parade?

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u/1881pac 2d ago

It already does to authorities

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u/Not_Larfy 2d ago

Y'all just be pumping memes out without reading what you captioned

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u/Spanker_of_Monkeys 1d ago

What the fuck does "wrapped" mean.

Also does anyone seriously think "incognito" hides your history from your ISP?

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u/AllHailTheMoose 1d ago

Some? Or all?

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u/ThingNumberPi I have crippling depression 3d ago

Technically your job or school could do that, if they have the budget for it.