r/chloe Sep 12 '24

by SrGrafo Asmongold #1091

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Gaenn Sep 12 '24

she's too clean and has way to much hair

198

u/RedEyedPig Sep 12 '24

Hat's coloring is meant to look like she is balding.

258

u/SrGrafo Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

well, the hat is there for a reason hah

for the people taking this seriously, its a fucking joke about balding

179

u/Ishuzoku-Connoisseur Sep 12 '24

Hair isn’t greasy enough, no gum blood on the background, clothes are too clean I give this a 0/10

52

u/drizzitdude Sep 12 '24

Most disgusting dude I’ve ever seen wtf 😬

187

u/Glorx Sep 12 '24

What the hell. She's so cute.

116

u/SrGrafo Sep 12 '24

might not be the cleanest u_u

60

u/CattyOhio74 Sep 12 '24

Still cleaner than him tbf

29

u/ImportanceCertain414 Sep 12 '24

The background should have just been a picture of a landfill with a fun filter put onto it, haha

32

u/Background-Customer2 Sep 13 '24

or you know a picture of his irl room

25

u/Kellythejellyman Sep 13 '24

If I ever feel bad about my living space, I can always count on Asmongold’s to cheer me up with “at least I’m not THAT bad”

1

u/ImportanceCertain414 Sep 13 '24

Haha, basically the same thing.

100

u/XTheProtagonistX Sep 12 '24

But cute

3

u/Rebelhunter01 Sep 13 '24

Oh my goodness is that Nanalan? Hello fellow Canadian!

26

u/Background-Customer2 Sep 12 '24 edited Oct 14 '24

question is now that hes a girl wuld it still smel bad becaus i dont know about you but i dont realy think girls sweat smels bad

im also gona leve this here for no reson

20

u/RaaschyOG Sep 12 '24

Cockroach-chan next?

5

u/OneSaltyStoat Sep 13 '24

I mean, you're looking at her rn?

2

u/projectmars Sep 13 '24

Depends on if they mean Matata or an actual Cockroach

35

u/Aztek917 Sep 12 '24

I look forward to seeing this on stream soon, and then on a video later.... and then on the clips channel a couple hours after that with the editor using David Attenburough voice AI to meme on the whole situation.

14

u/Ok_Try_1665 Sep 12 '24

She looks way too clean to be fem asmongold

271

u/CamaZotz56 Sep 12 '24

Asmongold? Good point? When?

53

u/NiNiNi-222 Sep 12 '24

He’s way too impressionable.

62

u/SrGrafo Sep 12 '24

not the strongest points on hygiene I'll give you that

23

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u/SDIR Sep 12 '24

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

-31

u/darkbreak Sep 12 '24

He often has nuanced takes on topics. It at least gets you to consider the opposite point on something sometimes. I don't agree with everything he says but he does give some things to consider at times.

-4

u/TalkingFishh Sep 13 '24

I'm with you, I don't agree with him all the time, but he's usually really good at explaining his position. I can always at least get where he's coming from.

-6

u/EngineeringAdept7154 Sep 13 '24

Yes, he has some shit takes but also some good ones, almost like he is human, strange. Tho i have to say he is getting very polarized and is having very strong opinions in the last few years.

2

u/Background-Customer2 Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

if you give an opinion and people give you hate for it without even considering your view point or exsplaning why they disagree your not gona change your mind depending on what the opinion is it might even confirm and solidefy your opinion... and before you know you have developed a tribalist us vs them mindset

-2

u/Background-Customer2 Sep 13 '24

how dare you not hate people you disagree with!!! empathising and seing were somone you disagree with is coming from is the same as suporting them!!!

(/s)

-17

u/Nivaere Sep 13 '24

he's made some good points on video games. back during the deidetected stuff he said somethin like 'dei will make a good game better, but it won't make a bad game good' which ended up being kinda spot on for what happened to concord.

anything besides gaming is kinda whack tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

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5

u/Zenspy-Real Sep 13 '24

Wasn't that cr1tikal? I vividly remember him saying that and showing his rifles

5

u/alexdb2x Sep 13 '24

It was 100% critical

93

u/OldSoul-Jamez Sep 12 '24

My god please not the degenerate who still lives in filth and roaches, and month old clothes, as a choice.

96

u/TerrapinMagus Sep 12 '24

I honestly just can't stand looking at Asmon's face lol.

11

u/tyty657 Sep 12 '24

If he looked like this I think I'd watch him more

21

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

I don't see rotting food or bugs everywhere

7

u/bb2b Sep 12 '24

Pictures you can smell and don't want to smell and now you regret reading the comment that made you think of smelling something terrible so now you have a visceral memory of the stinkiest thing you smelled and now you have to also smell this image.

38

u/zarkolan Sep 12 '24

Uh...no tho, how about you don't?

30

u/Possyninekay Sep 12 '24

Ick Asmongold bros dirty

5

u/OneSaltyStoat Sep 12 '24

Now let's see her room

5

u/Flamingwisp Sep 13 '24

WTF reddit, I haven't seen a Grafo post since #1000

5

u/The-Yaoi-Unicorn Sep 13 '24

Fellas, is it gay to fall in love with asmongold.

1

u/LARAUJO Sep 16 '24

Username checks out

20

u/Katieverse Sep 12 '24

Cute but i cant like this on principle of asmolgold

16

u/Aut1sm_Man Sep 12 '24

Some* Emphasis on the some.

-21

u/tyty657 Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

Literally no human being is right all the time

30

u/YourFavouriteGayGuy Sep 13 '24

But most human beings don’t confidently spout nonsense to a massive audience.

-14

u/tyty657 Sep 13 '24

Isn't that what all celebrities do? And politicians?

14

u/YourFavouriteGayGuy Sep 13 '24

Not the half-decent ones. I would respect Asmon’s takes if it wasn’t blatantly clear that he’s talking out his ass about things he knows nothing about.

-10

u/tyty657 Sep 13 '24

Well he's a content creator. He makes money by weighing in on things even if he has no idea what they're about. He even admits himself that he has no problem "farming hate" for content. He doesn't mind when other people do that to him either. He's pretty upfront about his intentions. That's why people like him. He's just a guy who gives his opinion on random shit.

2

u/Lyrhe Sep 13 '24

Yeah and I think it's wack, Asmongold is no exception.

4

u/MeioRayleigh Sep 12 '24

For a second I thought that was MoistCr1tikal

21

u/FakeKoala13 Sep 12 '24

Oh no don't do this to me man

3

u/Calidrifter Sep 13 '24

I like how her hat matches his hairline.

3

u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou Sep 13 '24

last place i expected this lmao

3

u/ASnowblindFool Sep 16 '24

Good takes? Like what?

8

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u/Background-Customer2 Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

cant wait for asmond to go react to this

7

u/DrAwoken Sep 12 '24

Good points on what..

2

u/mctankles Sep 12 '24

The cutest and cleanest follower of nurgle there ever was.

2

u/MK_Torren Sep 13 '24

Ayy wasn't expecting to see Asmon here!

Imagine the smell..

2

u/JoshTheTrucker Sep 13 '24

You did not just Rule 63 AsmonGold.

and if you did please send this to him or at least tag him on a post

2

u/Azura-Angel Sep 13 '24

Are you gonna put the old blood stains on the wall?

2

u/TheAceCard18 Sep 13 '24

"has some good points" the fuck he does

1

u/belac4862 Sep 12 '24

AsmonGOSH! She cute!

5

u/ToBeHaunted Sep 12 '24

I never expected to see a streamer/youtuber here... Do CohhCarnage next?

15

u/PitchBlack4 Sep 12 '24

He made a lot of Vtubers already.

7

u/SrGrafo Sep 12 '24

I dont know that one :(

2

u/DeusSolaris Sep 12 '24

Asmongold can literally nail it one day and say the dumbest shit ever another day but at least the dude is true to himself so respect for that

-11

u/Background-Customer2 Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

thats just caled being a person with your own opinions? honestly if i started agreeing with literaly everything somone on the internet was saying id be woried that i dont get my belefes chalanged enugh

1

u/Atlantis_123 Sep 19 '24

It's not so much that he doesn't agree with everything someone on the internet says, because you can disagree with the majority opinion while still having a solid and valid reasons behind it

2

u/Pretend-Marzipan1746 Sep 12 '24

Oh shit I love the hat

3

u/Kungfufuman Sep 12 '24

Get the garden hose.

1

u/Char-11 Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

I choose to believe thats not a fringe and she just has a REALLY long right eyebrow

1

u/Skarlaxion Sep 13 '24

You really tricked me into thinking it's the Asmonbold

1

u/ConConReddit Sep 17 '24

that is charles white

1

u/thoughtlow Oct 15 '24

well, this didn't age well

-5

u/TotoShampoin Sep 12 '24

I didn't know people hated Asmongold?

I don't know much about him, what's the issue?

35

u/MeatballZeitgeist Sep 12 '24

I don't know much about his actual content, but I know the venn diagram of stuff that gets posted in his subreddit and stuff that gets posted in /r/KotakuInAction is basically a circle.

0

u/GrumpGuy88888 Sep 13 '24

He does reaction streams without consent from the original creators

1

u/TotoShampoin Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

without consent from the original creators

Ah I see, so when you post a piece of content on the internet, if someone has something to say in response, they need to ask you first?

I guess this is one of the unspoken rules of the free internet

(you probably won't like this video)

(EDIT: or this video)

2

u/kichu200211 Sep 13 '24

If you're going to make money off saying stuff in response to others' content, yes, you should have to ask them first.

3

u/TotoShampoin Sep 13 '24

But like, isn't that what almost everyone in the mainstream does, YouTube or not YouTube?

What makes Asmongold reacting to people on the internet and get money off of it more hateable than, say, a TV compilation of funny things that happened either on other channels or on the internet (uncredited more often than not)

0

u/GrumpGuy88888 Sep 13 '24

And you probably won't like this video

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u/Background-Customer2 Sep 12 '24

hes a online personalety whit opinions obvously people hate him

1

u/TotoShampoin Sep 12 '24

Oh

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u/Background-Customer2 Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

yeah your not realy alowed to have those on the internet even basic room tempersture ones like slavery bad will piss somone off

but asmunds takes range from south pole to nuclear bomb so thats besides the point

9

u/DrAwoken Sep 12 '24

edgy 12 year old

-6

u/Background-Customer2 Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

how dose saying opinionated stremers get hate make me an edgy 12 year old? fair enugh i was exsagurating you can have some opinions but to be honest none of that was ment to be taken seriusly

8

u/GrumpGuy88888 Sep 13 '24

Because it's not him being opinionated that's the problem, it's the "opinions" he expresses while living in a run down shack putting mouth blood on his walls and not practicing proper hygiene

3

u/Background-Customer2 Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

obviusly people dont hate him for having having opinions in general they hate the opinions themselfe. but i think even if he had diferant opinions but dident change anything about the type of content he makes hed still get hate just from diferant people

0

u/GrumpGuy88888 Sep 13 '24

Yeah, being a content leech will do that

1

u/Background-Customer2 Sep 13 '24 edited Oct 14 '24

yeah i wont lie i do somtimes wach react content but i also feel like its a type of content that people shuldent be alowed to make money from especialy the ones that dont even ask for permision to react to somthing and dont even get me started on wen they skip the sponsored segments

5

u/TotoShampoin Sep 12 '24

Fuck you mean, slavery bad?

(/s)

1

u/PKMNTrainerMark Sep 13 '24

Do I wanna know who this is?

1

u/ASnowblindFool Sep 24 '24

Sad to see one of my favorite artists say they are a fan of someone as toxic as Asmon

-16

u/SrGrafo Sep 12 '24

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-3

u/TheBlackestIrelia Sep 12 '24

Broken clock is right twice a day.

-34

u/zento91 Sep 12 '24

Well ehh...I guess he makes a good point every now and then

-9

u/tyty657 Sep 12 '24

"you have an opinion different to mine therefore I'm going to downvote you even though you barely expressed that opinion 🤓"

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u/Smiles4YouRawrX3 Sep 12 '24

Downvoted by the Hasan glazers, wild