John the cat being rescued after getting stuck in a drainpipe

[u/upvoter222]

[u/traveledhermit]

His face says it all. Mistakes were made and it was a bad time.

[u/HopelesslyOCD → u/traveledhermit]

One can only hope that lessons were learned. (My cats ask say probably not...)

[u/nofishies → u/HopelesslyOCD]

My vet said this about my cat after she went for emergency surgery after snacking on a bunch of hair ties and getting her intestines tied up

Let’s hope she learned her lesson. Who am I kidding? We know she didn’t learn her lesson get rid of anything in the entire house she can chew on.

[u/Tsquared10 → u/traveledhermit]

"The risk was calculated... But man am I bad at math."

[u/larevenante → u/Tsquared10]

Lol this is gonna be my personal motto from now on

[u/NicolleL → u/Tsquared10]

r/miscatculations

[u/Cheapie07250 → u/traveledhermit]

And of course there will be photographic evidence on the internet … forever. Poor John is in a total no win situation.

[u/m3ngnificient → u/traveledhermit]

Nah, it looks like he's saying "I'll do it again!"

[u/KHaskins77 → u/traveledhermit]

“Does this get fixed by licking or walking backwards?!”

[u/Ok_Prize_8091 → u/traveledhermit]

🤣

[u/xaomaw → u/traveledhermit]

"10/10 - will do again"

[u/Scotty2balls]

He knows that bill gonna come out of his treats budget

[u/Yourmama18 → u/Scotty2balls]

I spat out tea!! Fu! 😂

[u/farmpatrol → u/Scotty2balls]

That looks like the UK so no bill there but I imagine he’ll still get punishment! 🤣

[u/Toonces348]

“I’ve seen things, man. Bad things.”

[u/3_if_by_air → u/[deleted]]

[u/EarthyLaurels → u/3_if_by_air]

[u/AtoB37 → u/3_if_by_air]

[u/Tiru84]

Thousand yard stare 😭. Hope that guy makes a recovery.

[u/missingmedievalist → u/[deleted]]

She’s fine XD. John got featured in the news here in UK as she’s a northern kitty. The owner was mortified, but John came out fine, if a bit more derpy.

Edit: She’s not actually northern and I’m a muppet. She’s actually a Bristolian kitty.

[u/fearlessvault → u/missingmedievalist]

Not a northern kitty she’s from bristol!

[u/missingmedievalist → u/fearlessvault]

Thanks so much for the correction. I was going off my memory from the news report, but, as always, I should never trust my memory. You’d think I’d have learnt that in school already.

[u/fearlessvault → u/missingmedievalist]

Hahah you’re all good! I only know because the firefighter in the photo is my best friends boyfriend 🤣

[u/WagyuBeefCubes → u/fearlessvault]

Please tell him strangers on Reddit love him for what he does

[u/TheRealMasterTyvokka]

r/existentialcrisiscats

[u/ImNotCleaningThatUp → u/TheRealMasterTyvokka]

Sigh, I thought I had joined them all. Lol

[u/TheRealMasterTyvokka → u/ImNotCleaningThatUp]

There's always another cat sub.

[u/m3ngnificient → u/TheRealMasterTyvokka]

r/namflashbacks

[u/Wide_Beautiful_5193]

Omg pooor little fur fella!!!! Thank you first responders for rescuing the fur baby!!! He looks so scared

[u/Mia_Chen007]

Poor little thing… he’s so cute and lovely … please give him a warm home

[u/mizz_susie → u/Mia_Chen007]

John isn’t a stray and even better John isn’t a male cat. He’s a she 😁

[u/Mia_Chen007 → u/mizz_susie]

I’m so glad she has a family 🤣 but John is a she hahhahahaha totally didn’t expect that

[u/UnilateralDecision]

Firemen are wonderful souls trained to do so many things. So happy for the kitty!

[u/Shellrant42day]

Oh look at his little face. He’s thinking “I hope they get this pipe off, I’ll be a laughing stock at the social club, it would happen when it’s my night to host the raffle,Bingo & quiz night” 😳. Joking aside I hope John is fully removed from the pipe and safely tucked up at home.

[u/TecN9ne]

"I SEENT SOME SHIT"

[u/Magnitude_V1]

And he'll do it again without hesitation

[u/[deleted]]

Show him free of the pipe. This is giving me so much second-hand stress for John!

[u/paradox_valestein]

"mistakes have been made" face right there

[u/FlipMeOverUpsidedown]

Poor baby 😭

[u/Roboticpoultry]

Little dude looking like he’s having a flashback to his time in Da Nang

[u/Goddess_of_Carnage]

This is the best day a firefighter can ask for!!

Big Bad John might be a knucklehead but he’s not calling anyone a MF for saving him!!!

Good Job Fire Crew!!

[u/SentaDR]

Poor baby! I’m so thankful they rescued him!!!

[u/ClarifyingMe]

Bet he WILL do that again.

[u/robo-dragon]

Oh his poor little face!

[u/SarraSimFan]

Wow I didn't know Jerry Rig Everything was a firefighter, too!

[u/Vivid_Animal_7741]

Poor baby

[u/OrendaRuesTheDay]

He looks like the fake cat in Sabrina the teenage witch!

[u/zml9494]

Lucky cat!! 8 more lives

[u/ER_Support_Plant17]

“Yep that’s me. You may be wondering how this happened.

[u/ArabellaFort]

They’ll have to get out the paws of life to rescue him!

[u/ZiggyStardust-_-]

Man, he’s seen some shit!

[u/firekitty3]

Aww poor guy looks terrified

[u/RandyBoy79]

JOHN

[u/mizz_susie → u/RandyBoy79]

John is a female cat too

[u/RandyBoy79 → u/mizz_susie]

I love John. So much

[u/JuiceInteresting2348]

that is quite a traumatized look, poor cat

[u/orengineko]

By the looks of him, he's never attempting that again 😂

[u/SBMoo24]

He's seen things, Man. Terrible things.

[u/umalti_khuli]

Traumatized and that stare is trying to pass on the trauma

[u/Zealousideal_Age_376]

Ancient Egypt Sphinx reborned

[u/EconomicsFit9185]

What a brave kitten!

[u/mary_beckham]

🙌🏻 very good

[u/AnKoP]

He's seen some shit. Look at that face.

[u/Sensitive_Axolotl]

“It’s been a rough day.”

[u/davesauce96]

Huh… so I guess cats AREN’T actually liquid… learn something new everyday!

[u/backslider65]

Where’s the picture of the cat OUT of the pipe?

[u/Afternoon-Melodic]

He has seen some things. Poor guy. Probably won’t do that again.

[u/Less-Ad3293]

John is so brave 🖤

[u/witchcote21]

The things he's seen, man. The abyss is looking back at you.

[u/NoIndividual9037]

😻😻😻😻😻Thank you rescue crew

[u/autumnleavesfall5678]

Poor John! So glad he's safe now. What a brave little cat, and a big thank you to the rescuers for saving him! ❤️

[u/eddiecusack21]

John has seen some shit

[u/Analuzzt]

the cat is so lucky. thanks to the rescuer.

[u/Cats-n-Chaos]

That cat saw some shit down there

[u/GloomyEngine8846]

His lil face :c

[u/harryassburger]

“I have seen some shit”

[u/Luna920]

Hero firefighter! Kitty not doing that one again

[u/Fr0gz_b4by]

Bro’s life flashed before his eyes 💀

[u/doctormega]

Poor lil guy

[u/Repulsive_Meet715]

"I made a calculated decision but....i don't know maths"

[u/SewRuby]

John has seen some shit!

[u/Kid_T0ucher]

[u/Risu_3]

Same vibe

[u/Damoel]

John the cat is an idiot and I love him so much.

[u/SassyAndrea21]

Ommmgg poor thing, you can see the trauma on his eyes 😢 i wish John the best and hope for full recovery

[u/chaeldub]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

[u/4115R]

I bet you’re wondering how I got myself in this predicament

[u/perryman_fw]

“Er, yeah, I was just trying on my new coat. All the rage up west, you know”.

[u/thedymtree]

Tom is getting his face scratched for lying about the hidden catnip stash.

[u/rosaluxx311]

Oh man!

[u/Forward_Increase_239]

That cat’s seen some shit

[u/Korebotic]

Oh, that poor baby

[u/bad-bangs]

Such a void move.

[u/jemy74]

r/roastmycat

Edit: figuratively

[u/No_Confidence3974]

Aw poor guy🥺

[u/Sad_Resolution_1488]

Trauma aside, that cat needs a roasting

[u/DontLetGinnyIn]

No regrets 🤣

[u/trowzerss]

How I think I look in a turtleneck jumper.

[u/girlplayvoice]

😭😭😭

[u/abousamaha]

cats have undoubtedly experienced every conceivable situation

[u/kisunemaison]

Aw that poor baby. That face is hilarious tho.

[u/Infinite_Lemon_8236]

John has seen some shit.

[u/Common_Blackberry680]

Poor John! Hope he can rest well tonight. 

[u/SoupySails37]

You’ve got to be kitten me. I’ll see myself out.

[u/Expensive_Trouble908]

Lucky him to have gotten outta this.. nice kitty

[u/Previous_Carpet_3327]

Poor cat. He might chasing something on that pipe.

[u/xsam93x]

And he would do it again

[u/demonya99]

This is what an actual rescue looks like.

Not those disgusting YouTube videos with 3 camera setup from multiple angles to get views (money) from staged fake rescues, but with very real cat suffering.

[u/KanonBalls]

"Shut up, I know it was a mistake."

[u/throwawayhotoaster]

You dun goofed. 

[u/Apprehensive-Jury437]

cats are clean animals, and they have a strong sense of smell. This cat hopefully wasn't in a sewer drain pipe....

[u/gaeruot]

So does he have to live with the drain pipe armor of shame for the rest of his life or are they gonna cut it off of him 😆

[u/Rais93]

he looks damaged to his pride

[u/y8T5JAiwaL1vEkQv]

That's the face of regret but did John learn his lesson? Doubt that

[u/Rude-Huckleberry8145]

“I have seen sh!t” -John the 🐈‍⬛

[u/knifemonstergar]

Awww poor puddy

[u/AnimeGhibli3192]

Aw poor thing

[u/Ndmndh1016]

Hi Jon!

[u/Lokibaby01]

I’m so glad he was rescued though, poor thing is probably scared to death! and probably exhausted. Congratulations to the firefighters who dedicate their time in helping all life.

[u/ParadoxicalFrog]

That look on his face like "Uhh... I may have made a slight miscalculation."

[u/mdog8392]

Great job firemen/women!

[u/Comfortable_Roll5346]

He looks so terrified x.x hope he does good

[u/catsrbetterthanpplll]

At first glance this looked like a cute white dress on him

[u/Candid_Jellyfish_240]

Omg, this freaks ME out. Poor John! ❤️ 🐈‍⬛

[u/Salt_Yesterday9234]

Poor little guy

[u/Plus-Weakness-2624]

Toothless

[u/Background_Act_657]

He looks like he just realized he’s on the 8th life.

[u/wavestxp]

john so cute

[u/ScrlettDrling]

I expect this out of an 🍊but not a house panther … although wasn’t there something about curiosity and a kitty cat?

[u/sanitarySteve]

Such a john thing to do. Silly boy

[u/Maximum-Cherry-776]

Does anyone know who he’s wearing ? I need a turtleneck like this pls

[u/Arianawy]

I wonder what he was after lol.

[u/RedditMiniMinion]

He's seen some sh$t lol. that cute face! <3

ETA: She

[u/-ghostnips-]

Lil goober 😍

[u/Nullebullepro]

Maybe it identifies as a turtle/tortoise

[u/Parking_Presence2260]

He's not orange

[u/Imaginary-Mouse5770]

Question : how do you punish the cat in thoses situation ? XD

[u/Overthemoon74738]

Why say you are probably wondering how I got here.

[u/wbishopfbi]

“You’re probably wondering how I got here…”

[u/netscorer1]

This cat’s defying face says Leave me alone, I was doing just fine thank you very much.

[u/AggravatingPop5637]

He's seen some things.

[u/No-Sampl3]

My man saw some things..

[u/Effective_Put1318]

Yeah, I have no love for cats. However, it’s good to see the cat in good hands. I do wonder, exactly how much was that bill?