r/cats • u/key_bug99 • Nov 16 '24

Cat Picture - Not OC Stepan is 16 today

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u/s1r_ch1cken Nov 16 '24

Such a cute picture.

Stephan doesn't look impressed by the cake at all 🤣

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u/joalheagney Nov 17 '24

It looks like chocolate and sugar. Stephan is pissed because he definitely won't be allowed a slice because it's made of two things that are bad for cats.

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u/_Ol_Greg Nov 17 '24

Perfect birthday for a cat would be a "cake" which is literally just an open can of tuna or sardines, a cardboard box to play in, and random bread ties spread around the floor. Maybe even a few bonus decoy valuables for them to push off of the shelves.

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u/mrBigBoi Nov 17 '24

This guy cats.

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u/kuddels Nov 17 '24

If you have hardwood floors throw in a few pop bottle caps! 😂

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u/telerabbit9000 Nov 17 '24

Some after-dinner catnip.

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u/cat-math Nov 17 '24

Don't forget plastic milk safety rings.

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u/niikkih83 Nov 17 '24

They can’t taste sweet anyway

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u/joalheagney Nov 17 '24

Yeah, but they're also highly prone to diabetes as well. Found that out with our little grey guy. Turns out he wasn't supposed to smell like musk sticks. Thankfully a change of diet worked.

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u/Jackol4ntrn Nov 17 '24

it's Stepan. no h.

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u/s1r_ch1cken Nov 17 '24

Oops. My bad. Sry Stepan.

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u/BYoungNY Nov 17 '24

He looks like he's about to grab that bottle and just walk to his room closing the door behind him. "Ummm Stepan! Do you need a " ::slam!:: ".... Glass?"

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u/_kushagra Nov 17 '24

He doesn't even like mouse

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u/antarcticacitizen1 Nov 17 '24

Stephan, "WTF bro? Where's the other 10 mice??"

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u/nerdhappyjq Nov 17 '24

Well, it is missing 10 mice.

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u/TurboVirgin0 Nov 17 '24

I don't think I've ever seen Stepan impressed by anything tbh lol