r/cats • u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx • May 06 '24

Adoption Just adopted this little dude. Can’t think of a name…wife likes “Mango”

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u/phobingnoodler May 06 '24

Cheddar

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u/PasgettiMonster May 07 '24

Provolone. He's not bright enough orange to be cheddar.

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u/Comment139 May 07 '24

He kinda looks like a disappointingly desaturated cheddar and you can hold that against him when he inevitably commits cat crimes. 

Another option could be a compromise if the wife is very attached to the Mango name.

Maybe OP likes them Mandalorian, combine the two names and both are happy.

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u/PasgettiMonster May 07 '24

He's an orange cat. He's got one brain cell which means not only is this color not bright enough to be cheddar, he's also not sharp enough to be cheddar. If he proves the sharpness bit wrong, then he can be Gouda which has a satisfying sharpness, but is still pale colored.

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u/Comment139 May 07 '24

If he misbehaves, call him by his full name: Mild English Cheddar

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u/prismrising May 07 '24

Munster! (Or mozzarella and you can call him ‘Mots’)