r/boringdystopia • u/Prestigious_Net_8356 • 12d ago

Atrocities ☠️ The moment Trump farts in France.

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u/Mubix77 12d ago

Bro is just straight up taking a shit.

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u/hyporheic 11d ago

Did he though or is he just hideous and ghastly in person?

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u/StardustOasis 10d ago

Can't it be both?

Also he reportedly does absolutely stink in person.

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u/spottydodgy 11d ago

If you watch the video you can see his face change subtly as he thinks to himself "ok, let's see if this is just a fart. A silent fart and one that doesn't stink would be great. Ok, here goes... That was not a fart."

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u/WildButterscotch5028 11d ago

Theres a video? 💀

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u/Whoop_Rhettly 11d ago

https://youtu.be/7OnRrLXJwpA?si=uuOwC9QXGeeJjSKx

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u/OG-Gurble 10d ago

The comments on that YouTube video are straight out of idiocracy

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u/Whoop_Rhettly 10d ago

It’s like I am slowly losing my mind being in this reality.

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u/CarlosimoDangerosimo 10d ago

Many such cases

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u/WildButterscotch5028 11d ago

Also, after trying to find this video, this isn’t the first time

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u/goatchild 12d ago

What are the odds he did it on purpose?

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u/_Chr0m4_ 11d ago

There are no coincidences in politics.

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u/gilligan1050 11d ago

How else do you get your ass pennies out?

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u/ASongOfSpiceAndLiars 11d ago

Giving how many uppers he used to do, he probably has no control over it at this point. "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."

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u/Special_Lemon1487 11d ago

Magats: shitting himself was a power move!

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u/mr_blank001 10d ago

Masterful gambit sir! You totally owned the libs now

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u/tackleho 12d ago

It's truly amazing how immune he is as well. How good he is at ignoring or pretending it didnt happen with 0 shame. He doesnt give a shit, as he gives a whole room his shit.

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u/ImNotRealTakeYorMeds 11d ago

i have to correct you. but this is a case, where he finally gave a shit

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u/slykethephoxenix 11d ago

He actually did give a shit.

To Europe.

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u/Laetea 11d ago

And to the freshly renovated Notre Dame cathedral where this was at. Somehow the fire hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to it in the end, Trump’s old shart now haunts the place.

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u/Lainarlej 10d ago

He truly is mentally deranged

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u/WaldHerrPPK 11d ago

Flair tagged as "Atrocities"

Comedy gold.

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u/Johnny_ac3s 11d ago

Asstrocities

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u/joepeoplesvii 11d ago

Went to the movies to watch Star Wars The Force Awakens with my kids. The theatre was practically empty. Just as it should be. Me and them. As the movie was about to begin a family literally rolled in with a woman in a wheelchair. Mom maybe? Middle aged woman with long hair. Not very old at all. Didn’t really think nothing of it. Just observed. Well her colostomy bag didn’t work or something because about 20 mins into the movie it got to smelling pretty bad. I could feel the fecal matter tickling my olfactory senses. Me and the kids toughed it out though but it was very noticeable even through the popcorn butter under our noses. All that to say I can smell this picture and I can feel their pain…

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u/sarcasticgreek 11d ago

Are you quite sure you weren't watching the movie with Mr. Plinkett?

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u/HalfOnionHalfBanana 11d ago

I bet he didn’t even notice it. But his brain did.

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u/crbmL 11d ago

Just leave and ask for refund no ?

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u/joepeoplesvii 11d ago

Started the movie and had to finish. It was that good at the time.

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u/elephantineer 11d ago

Trump is also a CEO

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u/Scoopdoopdoop 11d ago

Also scamming people

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u/elephantineer 11d ago

The silver lining to him winning is that we're all spared his OF

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u/Scoopdoopdoop 11d ago

Scat OF for sure too. Idk if they allow that so he might have to start his own Truth Social type OF. What would he call it? We can come up with a good name I believe in us

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u/elephantineer 11d ago

Unironically, it would be called Really Hard Cock and be really popular amongst republican men. 

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u/Scoopdoopdoop 11d ago

I concur with Really Hard Cock Social.

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u/i_was_axiom 11d ago

Crap Escaping Out?

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u/RJrules64 11d ago

Is there a video of this?

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u/Leon_Dlr 11d ago

I looked for it on blue sky but couldn't find it up here's an x link though (sorry): https://x.com/YourAnonCentral/status/1867108896051171436?t=Hn8G8nBFeIwZQBQgMAZikw&s=19

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u/matjam 11d ago

I don’t hear anything? I just hear a lot of background noise.

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u/Buttassauce 11d ago

Oh dear God. He made an "Im satisfied" post poopy face. Wtf.

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u/ProfessorDODO 11d ago

The coughing 😂

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u/freakbutters 11d ago

Yes. I saw it yesterday.

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u/bluewolf71 11d ago

Link?

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u/freakbutters 11d ago

I don't know, I saw it on reddit, and I don't know how to share links either. I can scroll and comment and that's the extent of my internet savvy.

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u/timekiller2021 11d ago

The lady in the back…🤢

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u/LadyReika 11d ago

I'm a terrible person. I laughed so hard at the poor woman sitting behind Trump.

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u/ActionReady9933 11d ago

Good thing we didn’t elect that old guy…

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u/ItsChloeTaylor 12d ago

pootin for pitin

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u/fluffychonkycat 11d ago

Oh merde...

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u/Joroda 11d ago

The relief was tremendous. Bigly. Believe me!

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u/UseYourWords_ 11d ago

The guy just eats McDonald’s exclusively, why is anyone surprised lol

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u/Easteuroblondie 10d ago

lol the woman in the back in the first pic is literally covering her nose

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u/ForGrateJustice 11d ago

His farts are classified as WMD's.

Woefully Malicious Dookies.

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 11d ago

This this really what this sub has become?

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u/boognish30 11d ago

Boring Dystopia = political fart jokes, duh.

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u/VladTepesDraculea 11d ago

I think it's more that the US rejected an eldery man with age problemas as a president to elect another alike that suffers from fecal incontinece.

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u/boognish30 11d ago

I think boring dystopia more describes the oligarchy controlling the system to the point where the only "viable" options are old racists in diapers and debating who will fund the more "sensitive" genocide.

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u/VladTepesDraculea 11d ago

The term was coined by Mark Fisher in 2015 to "refer to the bland, mildly coercive signs that abound in late-stage capitalist society, which foster a vague sense of isolation or unease". I think this would fit.

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 11d ago

Well they got the boring part right at least

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u/Endgam 10d ago

These are the consequences of letting the liberals take over the sub, yes.

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u/GyspySyx 11d ago

It wasn't announced fart.

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u/MarSManZZZ 11d ago

In his mind, this is probably a F*k you to all these “Elites”. He doesn’t have room to consider shame in his vapid existence.

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u/ClayWheelGirl 10d ago

Who cares?! And I doubt he smells. Probably wears the best diapers available. Probably a fresh one for this event.

One day that’s going to be you and me. Hopefully in France too!

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u/Constant_Employee_19 11d ago

…. Im convinced this sub is just 13 year olds staying up past their bedtime

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u/dragoono 5d ago

I remember this scene in succession