Gotta secure the...cheese?

[u/Gloomy_Canoe]

It's hard out here for a multibillion grocery chain. They be taking the cheese. God knows what they're doing with it.

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[u/snakebite262]

If I recall right, cheese is one of the most stolen items out there.

[u/lucklurker04 → u/snakebite262]

Very portable and calorie dense.

[u/snakebite262 → u/lucklurker04]

And delicious

[u/Tim_Thee_Enchanter → u/snakebite262]

It's actually workers' wages, but cheese is pretty strong 2nd place

[u/snakebite262 → u/Tim_Thee_Enchanter]

Touché

[u/townmorron → u/snakebite262]

When I worked in retail it was batteries and vitamins. The elderly stole the most. That was about 15 years ago so probably had changed

[u/dragoono → u/townmorron]

Ok if they don’t want me to steal vitamins they can make them cost less than $30 for one generic bottle please

[u/Mogakusenpai]

They’re not even on right. A few of them could be slipped right off

[u/Contemplating_Prison]

I was at a department store the other day lookomg to buy a jacket and a few other things and they were locked up with a wire.

I couldnt even try them on so i left.

[u/Voxel-OwO]

What’s stopping someone from just cutting the wires?

Do the wires even connect to the ground, or do they just wrap around the cheese?

[u/Desperado_99 → u/Voxel-OwO]

It's an alarm system. Cut the wires and the alarm triggers.

[u/SiegelGT → u/Desperado_99]

They're stealing it already so why not just cut the cheese?

[u/Desperado_99 → u/SiegelGT]

Speed, I would assume.

[u/Voxel-OwO → u/Desperado_99]

Oh

Makes sense

[u/misanthropicbairn]

I understand that there are some expensive cheeses, but that's not a wheel of Parmigiano regiano, or however the fuck you spell that shit.

Actually, I used a comma in front of or the correct way, though, according to the Guide of Style or whatever the hell that book from High School was called. The only other thing I truly remember is that it was written by E.B. White and some other douchebag that thought using punctuation was like super important. What the hell, guyz, I wish you'd be able to come back from the dead, and try to read a tiktok comment.

[u/Kumquat_conniption → u/misanthropicbairn]

What? I have to know, what did the "Guide of Style" have to say about using the comma in front of? I was not clear what you were referring to there? And of course, I live to be stylish ;)

[u/kSmit]

Ngl I’ve bought a ton of cheese off of the unhoused people in my community who steal it from the store

[u/ARTISTIC-ASSHOLE → u/kSmit]

It helps the economy

[u/sinsaint → u/ARTISTIC-ASSHOLE]

More than Walmart does anyway. Almost all of those proceeds probably went towards a store in the area.

[u/Intimidating_furby → u/kSmit]

Used to know a guy who would lift steaks all in a bag and everything. I’ll take my half price steaks my guy I appreciate the effort.

[u/Lainarlej]

Sad 😢

[u/Penelope742]

Lol. It's not even imported.

[u/Penelope742]

Lol. It's not even imported.

[u/gnouf1]

Wtf this is cheese ?

[u/StolenRocket]

Investing in butter had a higher ROI than Bitcoin in the past few years so not surprised by this.

[u/Fhantom1221]

SEND UP THE LUIGI SIGNAL!

[u/NormanPlantagenet]

Unleash the mice!

[u/NiobiumThorn]

Those are such annoying fucking locks too. Guarantee the poor retail worker is cursing them every time they have to take one of them off.

[u/aTalkingDonkey]

to be fair - I do steal a lot of cheese