He's a very special boy, and if you get too cross with him a mod from his sub will contact us via modmail and cry very big brave tears to defend him! He has assured us that Elon is great and his sub is much bigger than ours and his dad can beat up our dad! So please just be nice to the poor, put out little billionaire!

(Based on a true story)

EDITOR'S NOTE: For real, don't brigade Elon's sub based off this post or anything that anyone says here that might suggest that. That's bad, and we're better than that. To be clear, we never did brigade, I'm just saying please don't start. If you want to post "Elon is a twerpy, thumb-sucking manbaby" memes here, though - particularly over the weekend - I have no authority to stop that. It's your First Amendment right to do so, and I'm sure papa Elon would be so proud if you exercised that right within the boundaries of this sub.

As the title states, we're looking to get the community's feedback, here. Not to put our thumb on the scale, but as someone recently told me: I'm not sure what we get more of, posts complaining about ads, or posts complaining about posts about ads.

So... What, if anything, would you like us to do about posts about ads? Ronald Reagan gold coins and all.

We're giving everyone 5 days to sit with this poll, so discuss in the comments and vote! Make an impassioned case for your favorite choice and convince the rest of the community to vote with you! Start your own PAC with Saudi dark money and lobby others! Solicit troll farms to spread misinformation to discredit the options you don't like! Hire morally questionable political operatives to clandestinely take compromising pictures of the mods (it won't help you in the poll, it's just how we get down)!

The choice is yours!

Vox Populi, Vox Dei! That's right, we're getting all Elon Musk up in this fucker!

I'm gonna go shower that last part off now!

Edit: Hi. Freekend means the relevance rule is suspended. Stop reporting for relevance. Thank you.

DOB is obviously well versed on Old Hickory and would be a great guest for the inevitable Jackson episode.

I think he could bring some info that Robert wouldn't even be able to find in his research and would be a good "fanboy" foil for this

make certain you only type one "X" in the search box if you want to see what he looks like

🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I'm hearing reports from inside the Nebraska United Territorial Service (THE ACTUAL MILITARY IN CHARGE OF THE REAL US) that the relevance rule is suspended for the weekend. All the other rules we like are still in place, though. Don't worry patriots, your family and friends will soon speak to you after Elon Musk activates the deprogramming chips he secretly installed in all of them that will deactivate the evil Bill Gates chips! 🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤷‍♂️

It’s no coincidence that “Surviving the Game” isn’t free on Amazon Prime.

Seriously, how does Robert think it's okay to say the things he brought up today in the introductions. What do the 50,000 of you all think about this?

She’s drunk and blasting Oom Bop in my backyard and I saw my chance. I stopped myself on my way out to get a pack of smokes, turned around and said “hey friend, remember when Hanson died in that tragic bus accident?”

She is now sitting silently, mourning the fake loss of the band Hanson.

Edit: Stop gaslighting me

Title.

And what about a Hamburger? What makes a chicken sandwich a sandwich and not a type of hamburger? And is a cereal a soup? Is ketchup a soup? Are avocadoes and bananas berries? Are tomatoes fruit or vegetables? What does Wittgenstein say about it?

Also why isnt there a shitty ads flair

But like Joe Rogan's embarrassing need to be a very smart boy, the other rules remain.

A sickly boy whose abusive father died early gets maimed by a doctor in a time when medicine was trash. Then his mom dies. This is an underdog story, clearly.

Any of us would have thought vaccines were garbage after suffering for 6 months like him and Robert says as much. He is so traumatized by this he ends up not trusting doctors and losing his son.

The guy goes on to make extraordinary wealth while getting people healthier. Invents weight machines, intermittent fasting, is barefoot. Holds lady fitness contest to be next wife. Stands on head for 64 seconds for proposal. He spent his life in a way that made someone say, " Throughout his life, he campaigned tirelessly against "pill-pushers", processed foods, and prudery. " This is legendary stuff.

Robert made it sound like he wasn't even into the racial aspect of eugenics he just wanted healthy people breeding. He was even pro war against the nazis in '38.

Bernard Adolphus McFadden I dub the not a bastard.

Edit:

Roberts end to MacFaddens life also is quite different than what encyclopedia britannica says.

”Macfadden died a multimillionaire in 1955 after refusing medical treatment for a digestive disorder.”

*This Freekend brought to you by BtB Madlibs.

Also, the relevance rule is suspended, but the other rules are not. Enjoy!

We love that you love the podcast and we have been inundated with pictures of your Spotify wrapped so we have dedicated this post to them.

Please stick to posting them here rather than the main thread just to keep things nice and tidy!

Just kidding, I don't have a listicle made. Move along Buzzfeed writers mining ideas from Reddit.

...a horrifying realization that I'm using an R. Kelly song for this bit and quickly pull the ripcord.

AHEM... It's the Freekend. The relevance rule is suspended, but the other rules are not. Use this power responsibly.