r/behindthebastards • u/____cire4____ • Sep 27 '23
Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff I'm so sorry Jamie
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u/lumbarlimbo Sep 27 '23
Heart breaking news about the throat GOAT
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u/whitneymak Sep 27 '23
What'd Nancy do?
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u/Honestliltwisty Sep 27 '23
Never thought I would see the day. We need Jamie to do an update on how the hot dog eating contest community is taking this
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u/InvectiveOfASkeptic Sep 27 '23
Pork roll fuck yeah!
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u/OutInTheBlack Sep 28 '23
It's Taylor Ham you uncultured swine.
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u/Dineology Sep 28 '23
Capitalism has taken too much from me already, I won’t let it or Taylor Provisions take the name pork roll damnit. This is the hill I die on.
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u/patrickwithtraffic Sep 27 '23
Please stay calm everybody. Joey Chestnut competes in competitive eating year round and this was not the eating contest that he dominates at. This is on par with being disappointed your favorite sports team lost a game despite clinching a play off spot. Our Glizzy Champion remains strong!
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u/Dineology Sep 28 '23
Done in in a pork roll eating contest too apparently. Not a good sign that he’s being beaten at highly processed meats. Must be devastating for Jamie. Pouring one out for the both of them. From a ketchup bottle of course.
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u/LavenderAndOrange Sep 28 '23
The good news, this means we may have taken one step closer to god's light. The bad news, some other bottomless pork guzzling machine has likely eaten even more hotdogs and enacted a heresy of the highest order.
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u/ShredGuru Sep 27 '23
After years in exile and hundreds of cybernetic augmentations, the king returns to claim his throne. Rise of ROBOYASHI