r/bangladesh • u/yasserius Khulna đŸ¯đŸĻ • Aug 29 '24

Entertainment/āĻŦāĻŋāĻ¨ā§‹āĻĻāĻ¨ Drop your best takla vasa

A great man once said:

sucker somoy sobai pasa taka

ducker somoy keu pasa taka na

Another great man described a medical symptom

amar coc dea pane ber hoca

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Helpful translations:

āĻļā§āĻāĻ–ā§‡āĻ° āĻ¸āĻŽā§Ÿ āĻ¸āĻŦāĻžāĻ‡ āĻĒāĻžāĻļā§‡ āĻĨāĻžāĻ•ā§‡

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āĻ†āĻŽāĻžāĻ° āĻšā§‹āĻ– āĻĻāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āĻĒāĻžāĻ¨āĻŋ āĻŦā§‡āĻ° āĻšāĻšā§āĻ›ā§‡

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u/pnerd314 āĻ†āĻŽāĻžāĻ° āĻļā§āĻŦāĻļā§āĻ°ā§‡āĻ° āĻ¨āĻžāĻŽ āĻŦāĻŋāĻ¸ā§āĻ•ā§āĻŸ Aug 29 '24

Nyc lagsa appi

Kanke mage hegab koi?

Tura code

Guar bata

And the OG: Murad takla jukti dia kata bal, faltu pic dicos kan! Lakapora koira kata bal

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u/John_doe6199 khati bangali 🇧🇩 āĻ–āĻžāĻāĻŸāĻŋ āĻŦāĻžāĻ™āĻžāĻ˛āĻŋ Aug 29 '24

The OG brought back memories đŸ¤Ŗ

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u/mkhanamz Aug 29 '24

Worst day to have eyes... :")

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u/wis3n00b āĻĒāĻĄāĻŧāĻžāĻ‚ āĻŽāĻ‚āĻŸāĻŋ Aug 29 '24

cock gay moaner kata bale

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u/CawfeeKween Aug 29 '24

😂đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ😂😂😂😂đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ

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u/yasserius Khulna đŸ¯đŸĻ Aug 29 '24

I forgot the best one

bharat mata ki gay đŸŗ‍🌈

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u/abcrafsan Aug 29 '24

Kalar sata ragnete masaban na

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u/wis3n00b āĻĒāĻĄāĻŧāĻžāĻ‚ āĻŽāĻ‚āĻŸāĻŋ Aug 29 '24

āĻ–ā§‡āĻ˛āĻžāĻ° āĻ¸āĻžāĻĨā§‡ āĻ°āĻžāĻœāĻ¨ā§€āĻ¤āĻŋ āĻŽāĻŋāĻļāĻžāĻŦā§‡āĻ¨ āĻ¨āĻž

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u/Embarrassed_Inside_7 🇧🇩āĻĻā§‡āĻļ āĻĒā§āĻ°ā§‡āĻŽāĻŋāĻ•đŸ‡§đŸ‡Š Aug 29 '24

Thank you man

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u/HorrOrgasmonica Aug 29 '24

Geboner nowkr magi negekae hote hoi, onar hata takla avabei dovta hoi ooisomoe kau k pasa paoa gay na.

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u/Avijith96 Aug 29 '24

āĻŽāĻžāĻĢ āĻ•āĻ‡āĻ°āĻž āĻĻā§‡ āĻ­āĻžāĻ‡!!

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u/CawfeeKween Aug 29 '24

😂😂😂đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '24

Amar friend post korsilo “amar vagina best vagina”

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u/Immediate_End_9489 Aug 29 '24

Me reading the thread

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u/LeoFoster18 🇧🇩 ➡ī¸ 🇨đŸ‡Ļ Aug 29 '24

Ai breaste te tomar pasa takta cay

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u/CawfeeKween Aug 29 '24

Ke korco? Gumico? Vat kaco?

Tmr pasa ka aca?

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u/wis3n00b āĻĒāĻĄāĻŧāĻžāĻ‚ āĻŽāĻ‚āĻŸāĻŋ Aug 29 '24

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u/CawfeeKween Aug 29 '24

Ame English busi na. Akto Banglae bolan

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u/Embarrassed_Inside_7 🇧🇩āĻĻā§‡āĻļ āĻĒā§āĻ°ā§‡āĻŽāĻŋāĻ•đŸ‡§đŸ‡Š Aug 29 '24

āĻ¸ā§āĻ¨ā§āĻĻāĻ° āĻāĻŦāĻ‚ āĻ†āĻ•āĻ°ā§āĻˇāĻ¨ā§€āĻ¯āĻŧ

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u/CawfeeKween Aug 29 '24

Asola ame Banglao porta parina. Gebone onak dukko đŸĨ˛

3

u/Wrong-Cauliflower838 Aug 29 '24

Mage mage dui cock e pani ase Kaman asan, bal asan? Amake keo boge na

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u/Infinite_Chocolate57 Aug 29 '24

I once got "gumao na kno" Text from a well educated guy and it Makes me and mg sister laugh every time we bring it up

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u/yasserius Khulna đŸ¯đŸĻ Aug 29 '24

my best taklami came from "vai aco" from a uni friend who studied in rural quota, he also had a lot of other gems

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u/Infinite_Chocolate57 Aug 29 '24

there’s something innocent about them. Almost child like.

but sometimes they voice some outright barberic Opinion that I can't look past of.

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u/Intelligent_Door_478 Aug 29 '24

Dasar jakono bepode satrolig k sobar pasay takr nerdes dea hol.

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u/CalligrapherFirm4690 Aug 29 '24

tome cng haya gasa

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u/yasserius Khulna đŸ¯đŸĻ Aug 30 '24

subtle way of telling a person that they are fat

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u/CalligrapherFirm4690 Aug 31 '24

I am fat! đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ

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u/yasserius Khulna đŸ¯đŸĻ Sep 01 '24

tome cng haya hasa vaya, jim kro

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u/CalligrapherFirm4690 Sep 01 '24

😂😂😂

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u/h1tler_feet Aug 30 '24

Dhoner post banaiso vaia, sei hoisa

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u/killlianmurphy Aug 29 '24

Pasay thakle pasay paben saput anal.

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u/notAnAmbassador Aug 30 '24

āĻ…āĻ¨ā§āĻ—ā§āĻ°āĻš āĻ•āĻ°ā§‡ āĻ¤āĻ°āĻœāĻŽāĻž āĻ•āĻ°āĻŦā§‡āĻ¨

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u/killlianmurphy Sep 02 '24

āĻĒāĻžāĻļā§‡ āĻĨāĻžāĻ•āĻ˛ā§‡ āĻĒāĻžāĻļā§‡ āĻĒāĻžāĻŦā§‡āĻ¨ āĻ¸āĻžāĻĒā§‹āĻ°ā§āĻŸ āĻ†āĻ¨āĻžāĻ˛

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u/VapeyMoron āĻ‰āĻĄāĻŧāĻ¨ā§āĻ¤ āĻ¸āĻžāĻŦāĻŽā§‡āĻ°āĻŋāĻ¨ā§‡āĻ° āĻĒāĻžāĻ‡āĻ˛āĻŸ Aug 29 '24

Soyarir bacca k paplig er hati deoya ocit

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u/Constant-Coat5656 Aug 29 '24

Original: Petebeta sa maya bagoban jar vlobasar paoar jono akta sala sokar pane pala
Translation: āĻĒā§ƒāĻĨāĻŋāĻŦā§€āĻ¤ā§‡ āĻ¸ā§‡āĻ‡ āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡ āĻ­āĻžāĻ—ā§āĻ¯āĻŦāĻžāĻ¨ āĻ¯āĻžāĻ° āĻ­āĻžāĻ˛ā§‹āĻŦāĻžāĻ¸āĻž āĻĒāĻžāĻ“ā§ŸāĻžāĻ° āĻœāĻ¨ā§āĻ¯ āĻāĻ•āĻŸāĻž āĻ›ā§‡āĻ˛ā§‡ āĻšā§‹āĻ–ā§‡āĻ° āĻĒāĻžāĻ¨āĻŋ āĻĢā§‡āĻ˛ā§‡āĨ¤

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u/CanStriking9658 Aug 29 '24

ame bresteta vigta ci, jano amar kanna bora cokh daka na jay

āĻ†āĻŽāĻŋ āĻŦā§ƒāĻˇā§āĻŸāĻŋāĻ¤ā§‡ āĻ­āĻŋāĻœāĻ¤ā§‡ āĻšāĻžāĻ‡, āĻ¯ā§‡āĻ¨ āĻ†āĻŽāĻžāĻ° āĻ•āĻžāĻ¨ā§āĻ¨āĻž āĻ­āĻ°āĻž āĻšā§‹āĻ– āĻĻā§‡āĻ–āĻž āĻ¨āĻž āĻ¯āĻžā§Ÿ

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u/ksrti Aug 29 '24

Haira gebon, ar gebon!

2

u/PlaneTear8683 Aug 29 '24

Apni kisa poran

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u/exceptional_loser Aug 29 '24

Vai ami nice

(āĻ­āĻžāĻ‡ āĻ†āĻŽāĻŋ āĻ¨āĻŋāĻšā§‡)

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u/Emily_Azwad Aug 29 '24

Vaea kamon aco? Ke korco? Asa Kore valo aco đŸĨ°. Gene rako ame sobsomay tumer pasa takbu đŸĨēđŸĨē.

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u/freak5341 khati bangali 🇧🇩 āĻ–āĻžāĻāĻŸāĻŋ āĻŦāĻžāĻ™āĻžāĻ˛āĻŋ Aug 29 '24

Moga paelam na

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u/Flashy-Information Aug 29 '24

Cock e pani ase galo

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u/pnerd314 āĻ†āĻŽāĻžāĻ° āĻļā§āĻŦāĻļā§āĻ°ā§‡āĻ° āĻ¨āĻžāĻŽ āĻŦāĻŋāĻ¸ā§āĻ•ā§āĻŸ Aug 29 '24

Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=665868943477113&set=a.236537346410277

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u/Avijith96 Aug 29 '24

Tumar bukher madrashay thaken lokkho hujur

I hate my mind

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u/pnerd314 āĻ†āĻŽāĻžāĻ° āĻļā§āĻŦāĻļā§āĻ°ā§‡āĻ° āĻ¨āĻžāĻŽ āĻŦāĻŋāĻ¸ā§āĻ•ā§āĻŸ Aug 30 '24

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u/not_lamim Aug 29 '24

amadar jader mukti joddar kota aca. Amadar niya ato manos ar culkani kano? Apnadar bap dada jodo kore nai. Ei dos kar? Sutorang, kota nia ato kota bolar ki aca? Ha? 30% kota kan? 100% kota dilao apnadar ki? Hmm?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '24

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u/Dizzy-Acanthaceae633 Aug 29 '24

Poda nodir magi!

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u/Kuhelikaa āĻŦāĻžāĻāĻ§āĻ¨ āĻ›ā§‡āĻā§œāĻžāĻ° āĻšā§Ÿā§‡āĻ›ā§‡ āĻ•āĻžāĻ˛..... Aug 29 '24

Bai apnr vagina onk cundor

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u/shades-of-defiance Aug 30 '24

Omuk ee pussy cai

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u/RakinWoah Aug 30 '24

"apnr coc er nica kali pora gaca"

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u/not_lamim Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

Momotamoi maa apni sarakun dasar manos ar kota cinta koran.

Maa apni mohan..

Apni sob somoi student dar pasay takan.

Hagar bocor baca takun maa.

Das natri sak hacina.

Amar natri, gonogonar natri. (this is not my opinion pls)

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u/Master-Khalifa āĻ…āĻ¨ā§āĻ¤āĻĒā§āĻ¤ āĻ—ā§āĻ¨āĻžāĻšāĻ—āĻžāĻ° Aug 29 '24

Lakapara kara ja, gare gura chora sa.