r/What • u/Zealousideal_Fly_181 • 2d ago

What do we name this toy?

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Our dog got this toy for christmas. We can't figure out whether it is supposed to be something or not

We like to name her toys, but usually, it is obvious. (Red bird, eddy elephant sneaky snake, etc)

My son thinks it is supposed to look like a sock. My wife thinks it is a heart. I think it is a cloud.

Cristmas cloud, happy heart, silly sock, or?

What should we name this toy?

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u/Zealousideal_Fly9943 2d ago

name it dog toy

no seriously idk

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u/juxtoppose 2d ago

Fluffy dickbutt.

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u/AliceInReverse 2d ago

It keeps going back and forth between being a heart and being a duck. It’s messing with me

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u/AqueductFilterdSherm 2d ago

I think it’s supposed to be a snowman with a carrot nose and a heart eye.

I would call it fuzzy frostie, ___ snowman, etc

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u/chameleon_123_777 2d ago

Does the dog like it?

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u/marcrich90 2d ago

Santa's heart to heart

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u/DieHardRennie 2d ago

That is a Funny Fuzzy brand Christmas heart plush squeaky dog toy. Name it accordingly.

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u/MagnumHV 2d ago

Pirate snowman santa

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u/BadHairDay-1 2d ago

Ass hat.

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u/diego080406 2d ago

Funny Fuzzy 😵‍💫

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u/porqueboomer 2d ago

Hardy Boy

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u/King_Trujillo 2d ago

I'd call it a rabbits foot.

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u/PunchiDHunt 2d ago

Victim it looks like a humper

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u/Responsible_Lab_994 2d ago

It’s a heart covered in Santa’s beard. Fluffy heart

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u/Responsible_Lab_994 2d ago

I’m sorry your wife is right. Wife is always right. found this

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u/Rynnhaydee 2d ago

Fuzzy wuzzy, fuzzy whatsit

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u/Veggdyret 2d ago

Dickbutt

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u/Switchlord518 2d ago

Just wait 10 minutes. It will be destroyed so problem solved!

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 2d ago

The snowman heart. Apparently it's a heart that's supposed to look like it's a snow man or a snow man made into a heart😂

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u/No-Ambassador-8585 1d ago

I think it's like a side profile of a lamb sleeping, ears droopy. Has a Santa hat on.

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u/Flat-Case-6776 23h ago

Fucking nothing bc it’s a dog toy😭

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u/WiseLingonberry5866 22h ago

It looks like a snowman Santa heart, like the orange triangle is his nose

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u/NinjaCustodian 21h ago

My dog had two classes of toys. Ball and Thing. If it wasn’t a ball it was a thing. Get your thing, would result in her bringing you whatever other than ball toy was on her mind.