r/UnexpectedThugLife • u/CBate • Jul 17 '22

Oh, he'll help

1.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Diane, I told you before if you continue with this shit you will get shanked.

54

u/cptwinklestein Jul 17 '22

Dog said, "Welp, lemme end your suffering."

41

u/The__Goose Jul 17 '22

"You wanna play dead? We're not playing anymore, Claire."

15

u/Spirited-Chemist-956 Jul 17 '22

Where did he get the knife?

13

u/CeruleanRuin Jul 18 '22

Someone handed it to him off camera for the gag.

3

u/afarr21 Jul 18 '22

Is everything becoming a gag?

3

u/woah_m8 Jul 18 '22

Always has been.

27

u/Fukyuiku Jul 17 '22

I love dark souls

16

u/SoulsLikeBot Jul 17 '22

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?

“Noble Lords of Cinder—the fire fades, and the Lords go without thrones. Surrender your fires to the one true Heir. Let them grant death to the old gods of Lordran, deliverers of the First Flame.” - Fire Keeper

Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \[T]/

-8

u/gunns Jul 17 '22

Bad bot

6

u/antwan2016 Jul 17 '22

He was ready to be a surgeon

2

u/MagneticFlea Jul 18 '22

Someone pass him a pen - emergency tracheotomy!

3

u/CounterClockworkOrng Jul 18 '22

Whelp..better harvest her organs while she still has a pulse 🔪

2

u/thecuseisloose Jul 18 '22

Well it worked didn’t it?

2

u/CertainMotor6154 Feb 09 '23

Hes been waiting for that moment

1

u/boom2112 Jul 18 '22

tracheotomy time!!

1

u/explorerfalcon Jul 18 '22

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaah, never gonna train my dog to grab knives... I hope he never starts doing this...

1

u/phylop Jul 18 '22

Is that half moon shaped blue glowing thing on the wall a bug zapper sconce that catches the bug guts instead of exploding them all over the floor like my bug zapper does? If so, I need to get one of those. Does anyone know what model this is?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Thug? More like horror.

1

u/ProbablyTheWurst Dec 23 '22

Peace was never an option