r/UnexpectedThugLife May 17 '22

Grandma is a OG

969 Upvotes

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u/UppityRedneck May 17 '22

Something tells me Granny's kicked some ass back in her day.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Yeah, yesterday, today, every day.

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u/jeroenemans May 18 '22

Well she looks and sounds like Jada Pinkett could be in her immediate family.... she does have a fine head of hair still, though

88

u/lanylover May 17 '22

Dat woman musta been sheer terror up to her 80s lol

24

u/Hefftee May 17 '22

I meeean, she can still pull a trigger

108

u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Sfthoia May 17 '22

Goddammit you beat me to it.

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u/failadin155 May 17 '22

Goddammit you beat meat to it.

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u/shavedclean May 17 '22

She's disappointed that Chris Rock didn't lay Will Smith out onto the floor after his slap.

13

u/huskiesowow May 17 '22

Literally. She was the first gangster.

8

u/Savage-Sully May 18 '22

I may look like a pussy but I ain’t

26

u/notgmoney May 17 '22

Mmmm classy grandkids

7

u/IntenselySwedish May 18 '22

I bet having her as a mom was awful and probably involved a lot of violence

2

u/graviol Jul 24 '22

Love her Lost my grandmothers young best people

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u/antani2 May 17 '22

I can't understand a word

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u/pm_me_some_weed May 17 '22

Try turning up the volume?

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u/antani2 May 17 '22

I said understand, not hear

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Well English is a hard language to learn. Keep practicing and hopefully you’ll get it. Or maybe you should turn the volume up.

She is speaking clear English. Anyone who is complaining about not understanding her… well I don’t need to say it. That person will just deny it anyways. But you’re probably not going to respond or care it’s been 344 days but this is hella racist, you have some nerve calling someone a pejorative when you’re the one who is saying racist things and being racist. That woman is speaking clear, pronounced English. You can’t understand her. You have and you are the problem. not her.

1

u/antani2 Apr 28 '23

TL:DR

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

I don’t know what that means. I don’t care about your trendy acronyms. You are so lazy. Spell out the damn word. Don’t respond? You don’t tell me what to do.

What does the acronym mean? Who knows? Something about not responding. Your request is denied. Whatever it means, I’m certain that it was rude, unnecessary, and disrespectful. Who knows?

What I do know is that people like you continue to cause problems. You were wrong 345 days ago and you’re dead wrong today. Rude, racist, disrespectful, and wrong. That’s what you are. That’s who you are. Shame on you.

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u/spyanryan4 May 18 '22

Have you tried listening?

1

u/antani2 May 18 '22

have you tried not being a fucking asshole?

0

u/Ledeberg May 17 '22

me neither

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u/CrumpledForeskin May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

This is sorta sad

Edit: lol For the people dming calling me a racist. You’re the one looking at race. I’m simply talking about the language between two people.

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u/CrappyMSPaintPics May 17 '22

You actually think she's being serious.

4

u/WillyBongka May 17 '22

No it ain’t

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u/CrumpledForeskin May 17 '22

Yeah my grandmother doesn’t speak like this and she’s from the South Bronx.

Making this seem cool is why half the people in our country haven’t read a book this year. Have you?

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u/BitStompr May 17 '22

Actually studies have found that using "taboo language" has been linked to a robust lexicon and has a direct correlation to higher IQ so quit being such a judgmental fucking douche.

Here's a link for your bitch ass: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S038800011400151X

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u/BH_Quicksilver May 17 '22

What the fuck are you on about? There is nothing wrong with using this language, especially around close family and friends. How boring is your life?

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u/CrumpledForeskin May 17 '22

Lol. Bro this is absurd. Don’t normalize this. This isn’t how people speak. My grandmother has never told me she’d beat me the fuck up. What’s wrong with you?

10

u/Hefftee May 17 '22

Lol @ don't normalize this... this is already normal. Just because you percieve that we live in Pleasantville, doesn't mean that other people see it that way.

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u/CrumpledForeskin May 17 '22

Ah yes my grandmother not telling me she’d beat my ass is pleasantville.

I bet your grandmother hasn’t talk to you like this so why die on the hill?

10

u/Hefftee May 17 '22

Dude, stop acting like you know who you're talking to and be happy you grew up with really nice grandparents, Clarence. I grew up with alot of elders talking like this. My aunt still talks like this, and she's still hilarious. They don't mean harm, it's just how some people talk who've had a rough upbringing. I mean, it's clear as fucking day the granddaughter knows that her language is just language. She's just teasing her so she can get a rise out of her on camera. Why are you being so dense like grandma is committing attrocities against humanity though? Why is Mr. CrumpledForeskin so easily offended lol?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

When you grow up soft everything looks bad and dangerous LOL

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u/CrumpledForeskin May 18 '22

Ha soft. Bro you guys have your grandma curse at you. Your life is shit.

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u/Hefftee May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

Who are you to dictate how people should speak though, CrumpledForeskin?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

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u/CrumpledForeskin May 18 '22

Why you so mad?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

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u/WillyBongka May 17 '22

Nope

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u/CrumpledForeskin May 17 '22

Figured as much ✌🏼

2

u/WillyBongka May 17 '22

Damn, you must know everybody. Got it all figured out eh?

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u/CrumpledForeskin May 18 '22

Yeah. Next question.

3

u/spyanryan4 May 18 '22

Why are you replying to everyone except the guy that totally fucking dunked on you? 💀

1

u/WillyBongka May 18 '22

What’s your favorite color?

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u/CrumpledForeskin May 18 '22

Cerulean

1

u/WillyBongka May 18 '22

Figured as much

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

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u/CrumpledForeskin May 19 '22

Thinking that not reading is a good trait 🙃

1

u/Able_Poetry3720 Jul 08 '22

Did she say “Come on my ass”?

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u/PabloAlaska6 Aug 22 '22

lmaooo granny a freakkk!!! lolololol

1

u/velvetrevolting Sep 09 '22

Damn, she Rolling in the deep!!!

1

u/Open-One2522 Nov 10 '22

The more you fuck around, the more you find out

1

u/DarrynDevil Apr 05 '23

"Come on my ass!" .....uh....ok.

1

u/yacheekycunt Jun 03 '23

She said cum on my ass lmao 😂

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u/iAM_smashable Jun 15 '23

Grandma Holla. She recently passed away. I think she was 97.