r/UnexpectedThugLife • u/Bogdi504 • Sep 22 '23

He drank schweppes

564 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/chrissurra Sep 22 '23

Schwepped that guy right in the mouth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

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u/Emergency-Hour-4464 Nov 11 '23

Underrated comment here

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u/avvulf Sep 22 '23

ah yes, romanian coruption at it's finest

58

u/cupcakezncookiez Sep 22 '23

Unexpected thug life? Really? More like drunken asshole

7

u/unpluggedcord Sep 22 '23

Haven’t seen any good content in here in awhile

13

u/great_account Sep 22 '23

I was on board until the slap.

5

u/bigmur72 Sep 23 '23

Is that the Romanian Chris Christie?

1

u/Bogdi504 Sep 24 '23

No

1

u/Klikatat Aug 17 '24

I respectfully disagree

2

u/alast0r666 Sep 24 '23

so this is where the joke came from (for context it suddenly became a joke in romania to drink schweppes and say schweppes with your mom and it was pretty annoying can confirm the translation is pretty accurate)

1

u/Unfair_Type1225 17d ago

Who is he?

1

u/Bogdi504 17d ago

A random romanian who drive drunk

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u/-DutchymcDutchface- Sep 22 '23

It doesn’t even make sense. Maybe if he said I Schwepped with your mother lmao

30

u/TDKevin Sep 22 '23

No it makes sense. Me and your mom were just drinking Schweppes last night.

3

u/mirrrje Sep 23 '23

Lmao schwepped with your mother idk why no one else found that funny hahaha

6

u/GaryOakTPM Sep 22 '23

That might work if they were speaking English but even then not as well as what he said

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u/morphotomy Sep 22 '23

Should probably also know how to throw a fuckin punch.

I've seen kittens with a better swing.

20

u/Bloo_PPG Sep 22 '23

Bro out here giving punching advice and can't even recognize it wasn't a punch

-13

u/morphotomy Sep 22 '23

Damn straight it wasn't. Looked more like a sob story.

24

u/thehairyrussian Sep 22 '23

I think it was a slap

-12

u/morphotomy Sep 22 '23

A palm-strike should have the same form as a hook shot, except with an open hand rather than a fist, obviously.

You want your weight behind it. You don't do anything flapping your hand around at the end of your arm.

10

u/SmooK_LV Sep 22 '23

It's meant to be slap. Doesn't need proper technique because damage is not the intention.

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u/morphotomy Sep 22 '23

If you don't need proper technique then you don't need to hit anybody.

1

u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Apr 09 '24

Sorry 200 days too late but, ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB? Slaps are to dehumanize not hurt.

5

u/SmooK_LV Sep 22 '23

It's a mocking slap. He's not looking to beat someone up but to slap someone he sees as stupid. It's as if you never seen various types of aggressive behaviours.