r/UKSex 1d ago

Hookup 37 [F4A] no strings fun in east london NSFW

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Hey. Can’t deal with tinder anymore, so here I find myself.

Me: 37, 5’3”, curvy but not fat? Squidgy, I wear a size 12. Pretty face, caramel skin. Dark eyes, long dark hair. Adventurous and playful in bed although not really into any particular kinks (but open to them).

Looking for: honestly I love a big dick, I love feeling on the edge of discomfort with the stretch. I do not want any kind of relationship or commitment but I do have physical needs and would love to find someone who might like to meet them every now and again. Body type, height, ethnicity, age (within reason - no under 25s pls) aren’t important to me, but I would like to see what you look like probably sooner rather than later.

I do like guys who are sweet, progressive, and considerate though - Joe Rogan fanboys sorry we probably won’t get on. I like building a bit of chemistry through chat, and I want to be appreciated as a human being rather than feeling “used” etc. (even if we are basically just using each other). I like softboi types who are into art, music etc., and if you make me laugh all the better.

I’m based in east london and am possibly able to host. Condoms are non-negotiable. I will provide better pics of myself if and when I feel safe to do so and before we meet. Feel free to include a pic if you message, I don’t want to see your dick as a first message though lol.

Thanks for reading if you made it this far. Look forward to hearing from you! xx

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/some5ft3lad 20h ago

Read it again 25+

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u/Ricklazell 1d ago

Hey wanna dm me?

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u/Damienheaven69 1d ago

40 m when are you thinking x

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u/fcporto87 1d ago

Hello, you just sound fair and rightly cautious. How do you feel about older man in a sex deprived relationship?

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u/Thumbwarzzz 1d ago

What an angle

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u/Haribo17 1h ago

Hi baby I’m east London born and bred

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u/Even-Court2867 1d ago

Check your dm

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u/Independent-Ruin-435 1d ago

Reporting for duty 🫡

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u/Mobile_Actuator_4692 1d ago

M22 Dm me. Happy to travel. Eager to please 👅❤️

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u/LatinGDude 1d ago

30M I live in Brighton. I can accommodate if you're up for coming down south to meet

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u/chillidied 1d ago

19M DM me I'll be making your cheeks clap all day

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u/Ordinary-Drink-8136 1d ago

Random Joe rogan mention😂