r/TopGear • u/StraightFromThe2000s Captain Slow • 3d ago

IS THAT A MASERATI BI-TURBO???

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289 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/a1b2c3d4g 3d ago

Which arm have you broken?

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u/mollyno93 3d ago

wheezes like a Biturbo trying to start

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u/Past-Listen1446 3d ago

The one Jeremy dropped a skip on?

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u/yellownoj 3d ago

It rains pianos at our test track

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u/hatlad43 3d ago

Why does this wrong reference get the most upvotes?

The raining piano thing was a running gag for the Morris Marina, on Top Gear. Mazza Biturbo was featured in The Grand Tour, and no falling pianos.

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u/yellownoj 3d ago

You’re right and wrong. The Biturbo was featured on Top Gear in the Maserati episode where he spins out some million pound Maser GP car. And in that episode, he drops a dumpster on the Biturbo. You’re correct about the pianos being the ongoing Morris Marina gag, but it’s in the spirit of dropping things on hateful cars, so I think in the context it still works.

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u/lifegoeson2702 3d ago

Where’s the Renault DCI 120 Tow Truck?

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u/Rickjm 3d ago

Should come as a matching set

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u/Tillz5 3d ago

They are all bi-turbos

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u/los_blanco_14 3d ago

Is your door broken?

No I am broken

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u/cjg1166 3d ago

Which arm have you broken?

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u/TangoMikeOne 3d ago

Only if a big, floppy, pink dildo is clamped to the steering wheel.

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u/Usual_Office_1740 3d ago

Why is that still on a shelf!

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u/Apprehensive_Rate959 3d ago

Might be worth picking it up off the shelf, you never know, the moment of the car might be on the packaging somewhere 🤔🤫

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u/BipedalWurm 3d ago

5 minutes ago Santa could be seen stuffing a hot wheels into a stocking, he says you should've picked it up and looked at the whole package.

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u/The-Reeded-Edge 3d ago

I want this one.

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u/gertcubed 3d ago

No Its Maserati Shamal ,next time pick it up from shelf ,it says car name on the package.

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u/Comfortable-Writer-9 3d ago

They are all Biturbos, it happened when Fiat didn't have money to make a new Maserati, so they just rebadged all the Biturbos

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u/Shootagamester 3d ago

No it’s an S Coupe!

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u/StraightFromThe2000s Captain Slow 3d ago

Richard: “There’s no other word for it… S-“

James: “S-CRAP.”

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u/ToyotaThong29 3d ago

A Shamal!!

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u/Immediate_Trifle9529 3d ago

We need a Renault Master tow truck then, just in case.

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u/Deep-Stranger1335 3d ago

Quits like the real car.

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u/GreenT1979 3d ago

Or a Ghibli, Racing, Karif, Shamal, 222, 430....they were all the same car. They haven't got any money.

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u/No-Kiwi-1868 Jezza 3d ago

I'm sure it's a Shamal, but more importantly,

Is your arm fractured?? Or are you gonna shoot an ad with it??