r/The10thDentist • u/[deleted] • May 14 '20
Hot Take I like to not clean up after masturbation NSFW
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u/Gore_Galore May 14 '20
I won’t downvote, but I also have no intention of upvoting this
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u/MCCreepers13 May 17 '20
is there a middle option?
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u/Valdthebaldegg May 22 '20
Go on r/The11thDentist and downvote the shit out of the cross post. (For some reason people upvoted it but ignore that)
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u/TwoSnapsMack May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20
On r/Redditsmuseumoffilth there is a post that links to a guy who had mushrooms growing out of his jerking off towel because he refused to wash it. Are you him by any chance?
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u/pennycenturie May 16 '20
There's also the cum box.
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May 16 '20 edited May 19 '20
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u/pennycenturie May 16 '20
No, it's a cardboard box this guy came into for weeks, maybe months on end, then when he got overwhelmed by how gross it was he tried to light it on fire to dispose of it and it would absolutely not ignite. He kept it and continued cumming into it.
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u/upvotedownvotebot10 May 14 '20
I guess it's better than the dude that eats his cum
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May 15 '20
im sorry I thought OP was strange but people eat their cum. Why? Thats like saying "Oh I really dont like wiping my ass so I just scoop the shit out and eat it instead"
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u/upvotedownvotebot10 May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20
Eh... people eat cum all the time, just usually not their own.
But yeah, weird thread. The nature of this sub just encourages people to lie about gross shit anyway
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May 15 '20
Yeah I guess but for some reason the idea of eating cum really grosses me out
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u/milk4all May 16 '20
It’s not even that weird. There’s more than 1 cum recipe book. I swear i dont own one, but ive heard a living, breathing, otherwise down to earth woman say she’d like to eat cum pancakes, and she didnt mean pancake mix i splooged in.
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u/HystericalGasmask May 16 '20
Not the same, semen really isn't all that unsanitary. Feces on the other hand is toxic when ingested
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u/pennycenturie May 16 '20
That's really degrading to women and gay men who give head.
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May 16 '20
Yeah but I feel like its weird to eat your own cum when there are more sanitary (and frankly easier) options
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u/pennycenturie May 16 '20
Definitely, I mean, it's not something you want in your mouth outside of the context that it's something that's very, very good for your partner. However, what you said about my swallowing my partner's cum being like eating shit is extremely fucking offensive. I really think you should take some time and consider how that comes across, and what it means for you to actually go around thinking that.
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May 16 '20
yeah I totally didn't mean it like that really sorry if it came off offensive
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u/pennycenturie May 16 '20
Well thank you for the apology.
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u/Anon___1991 May 17 '20
How on earth is that offensive?
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u/djmanny216 May 17 '20
Lol I was thinking the same. This is the internet
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u/Harambememes69 May 17 '20
Because gay people need to have their dick sucked all the time
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u/Undercurrent- May 17 '20
Someone's gotten offended because of an internet post guys! In a thread where someone brags about not showering and having dried smelly cum on the tip of his penis.
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u/Nickthetaco May 16 '20
Uhhh it’s called recycling. This keeps up your own sperm count and saves the thousands of innocent lives that were wasted in the emissions. /s
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u/Pshenfi May 16 '20
Yeah. There have been a few post. I’ve seen 1 about how they put it in their morning eggs for breakfast. Their own. Not someone else. I’ve also seen steak. It was pretty nasty.
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u/Sovtek95 May 14 '20
This crap is getting to be every other post. Trying to get upvotes by being shocking.
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May 15 '20
I'm new to this sub so forgive me if I've got this wrong. But isn't this supposed to be about opinions that are a little against the grain? Rather than opinions that are 1 in a million levels of weird.
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u/DucksMatter May 15 '20
Yes. But more and more people are putting fake submission like this to increase shock value and get upvotes.
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u/Angry_Asian_Kid May 15 '20
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May 14 '20
This is why you’ll never have a girlfriend. Do you think this shits normal?
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u/SphincteralAperture May 15 '20
Hey buddy, what sub do you think this is that you expect to find normal things?
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u/zotfurry May 15 '20
Oddly enough I believe this one. I'm surprised people didn't call out the other ones and not this one.
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u/TheLastJabberwocky May 15 '20
I decided to give this sub a shot, and now I want to die. Thanks.
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u/betterplace87 May 14 '20
This is why Noah didn't bring humans onto the ark.
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u/masterful-moon Jul 12 '20
You said it yourself that you haven't showered in several months, what ground do you have to stand on?
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u/KodaPatterson May 15 '20
The dick smelling guy was one thing but I think you need professional supervision.
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u/TheUnwritenMyth May 15 '20
I cannot, in good conscience, give you the deserved upvote. Be nice to your dick, you only ever get the one.
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u/CalebMendez12303 May 16 '20
This is the most unpopular opinion I've ever heard and it made me retch. Thanks for using the sub correctly though lol
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u/Jeriba May 16 '20
God,no! I recently had a conversation with a guy who is also like this.
No, I don't know this guy irl and don't plan to.
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u/Donotbanmebeeotch May 16 '20
Yup, well not my own smell , but usually my girl. There’s a certain scent she has when she sweats after the gym. It’s not strong but just perfect where it’s sweat and her juices and it’s drive me crazy. Usually after Intercourse I’ll clean up and go to sleep, wake up the next day for work get dress and go. Sometime along the day I have to pee, so when I whoop it out it smells just like her , exactly the same and I love it!
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u/Blac_Misery May 17 '20
how the fuck do you get your leftover nut to smell good cause it smell like my ex's puss after a good fuck
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u/ZeroOfArrows May 14 '20
uh