r/TellMeAFact • u/CosmicMeat • Sep 25 '15

Sources not required TMAF about you

Tell me a fact about you

31 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '15

[deleted]

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u/unclesteveo Sep 25 '15

How the fuck are you supposed to find a job to pay child support in jail?

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u/LQLcreator Sep 25 '15

I feel bad for the guy that is depressed...

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u/theumm Sep 25 '15

Im depressed and currently rewatching malcolm in the middle on netflix.

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u/Dark0mega Sep 25 '15

Malcolm in the middle is awesome

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u/Joshy541 Sep 25 '15

[citation not needed]

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u/LQLcreator Sep 25 '15

You make that a lot of people feel depressed :'(

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u/theumm Sep 26 '15

Im sorry, but at least we aren't alone .

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u/Shakezulaa Sep 25 '15

I was Time Magazine's person of the year in 2006.

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u/Marcinko Sep 25 '15

Funny story, me too.

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u/inconspicuous_male Sep 25 '15

I feel bad for the depressed guy too

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u/lmqr Sep 25 '15

I live in a house without water or electricity and haven't showered in three weeks.

Since everybody's depressed: I'm getting out of a depression. Often, I look at the sky, and the light is strange and the clouds are nice and my chest fills up with wonder and it feels like a balloon. The rest of time time I walk around wishing cancer on people and spitting on the car hoods of impolite drivers.

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u/TheTarquin Sep 25 '15

I have two pieces of shrapnel in my chest from a shooting accident. On hot days, for whatever reason, I can feel the one that's higher up on my chest.

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u/theepicgamer06 Sep 26 '15

you may wanna see a doctor

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u/TheTarquin Sep 27 '15

I did when it happened. Might be I should go back at some point.

The way they were lying, the doctors assessed that it was probably more trauma/risk to dig them out, so they gave me antibiotics and stitches and told me to come back if a laundry-list of symptoms appeared.

"Weird, hot feeling on warm days" wasn't on the list, so I never went back.

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u/turtles_and_frogs Sep 25 '15

Fact: the depressed guy is actually a pretty cool guy.

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u/KairyuSmartie Sep 25 '15 edited Sep 26 '15

Had a exhausting day at Uni and slept really bad but a cute guy is coming over tonight for pizza and Netflix so I got that going for me, which is nice
3AM Edit: Holy shit, we kissed and I think we're dating now

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u/Oneiropticon Sep 25 '15

I grow and collect poisons.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '15

Ohh, say more! I study toxicology, but it's all confined to stale classrooms at this point

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u/Oneiropticon Sep 26 '15

I got interested after watching a thing on the history channel about political poisonings, the council of ten and such. After I learned more, I started picking plants to grow, mostly flowers and such, and I preserve them for a collection.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '15

I run a website named AbsoluteRad.com. Although it's running like shit today

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '15

I tried to kill myself 7 years ago next month. It took YEARS of different therapies and meds to finally start to feel better. And now I feel myself falling back in to it for the first time since then. It's terrifying.

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u/teh-monk Sep 25 '15

I am over critical of myself leading to years of drug abuse. I don't even have my own back.

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u/kawaiij Sep 25 '15

I can totally relate to the depressed guy. I am depressed too and rewatching Friends.

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u/TemiTemoy Sep 25 '15

I'm an INTJ

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '15

I'm having sex tonight and tomorrow I'm getting ink'd! So I'm really exited!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '15

ive had a very rough past and ive nearly doed half a dozen times.

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u/wiliamfrost Sep 25 '15

I have a weird freckle on my left index finger. Also, I'm a brony and I also suffer from chronic depression.

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u/lythandas Sep 25 '15

I'm taking my driving test in 2 hours, it's the third time, I have to pass!

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u/don_caramello Sep 25 '15

Good luck!

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u/lythandas Sep 25 '15

It went great !

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u/don_caramello Sep 25 '15

Yesssssss!!! Congratulations!!!! :)

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u/lythandas Sep 25 '15

Thank you :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '15

I feel for you my depressed fellows. I'm depressed too, I'll go to therapy for the first time today and will be prescribed antidepressants, so that's something.

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u/DrizzlyEarth175 Sep 25 '15

I have restless leg syndrome and it fucking suuukckkkssss. And hey, I'm depressed too. So yeah, Mr. Depressed Guy, you are not alone. Keep fighting the good fight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '15

My amazing perfect girlfriend got me last minute tickets to the concert of my dreams - Back To The Future Live with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra - and in the process has thoroughly convinced me that she's the one. If this girl isn't perfection I don't know what is.

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u/Novapoliton Sep 25 '15

I feel bad for the guy who can't pay child support

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u/Soul_Purpose Sep 30 '15

i am in marching band

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u/VaderIsNotOP Sep 25 '15 edited Sep 26 '15

For 10 years I was a drug addict. I never paid any bills and couldn't hold down a job. Over the last year I have evolved into a casual user. I've had a steady job for 7 months and as of 5 weeks ago I live alone, pay my own tent, and have a car and a motorcycle. I couldn't have done any of it without my sister. She believed in me after I had let her down countless times. She's the best person I've ever known, my best friend, and I couldn't be happier to call her my sister.

Edit: They told me there are no trophies or awards for this adulting thing, but my reddit gold proves they are wrong. Thank you kind stranger.

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u/Kings_Quest Sep 26 '15

I'm wearing underwear.

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u/CosmicMeat Sep 26 '15

I'm really high, and was really high when I made this post.

Thank you all for sharing a little bit of your lives with me.

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u/Novapoliton Sep 25 '15

I feel bad for the fantasy pay child support