r/TellMeAFact • u/gtsomething • May 22 '15

Sources not required TMAF About yourself.

5 Upvotes

78% Upvoted

21 comments sorted by

3

u/NinjaUnicorn_17 May 22 '15

I'm a black belt in taekwondo

5

u/[deleted] May 22 '15

These martial arts dude are pretty badass, even their belts post on reddit.

2

u/viper9 May 22 '15

I could lie, and you would never know.

Seriously though, I grew up in a major flying family. Parents were both pilots, both maternal grandparents were pilots, I have pilots littered all through my family. I studied all through high school to be a pilot, I love flying. I was turned down because of my eyesight, I wore glasses for short sightedness till last year when I got laser vision surgery. Now I'm 34 and thinking about flying again... Maybe one day.

2

u/Delightful_Bacon May 22 '15

IAma human being.

2

u/[deleted] May 23 '15

I am a pizza delivery driver in Germany.

1

u/SWaspMale May 24 '15

Is it true that marijuana makes people hungry for pizza?

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '15

Marijuana makes people hungry for fatty things, yes. And Pizza is very fatty

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '15

I love Evolutionary Psychology.

1

u/GeoGiant May 22 '15

I dropped out of high school in the 11th grade. Attended night school to get my high school diploma in my early 20's, then went to college and graduated with a bachelor science by age 29. I do things the hard way...

1

u/Arcsis May 23 '15

I have an evil twin. My uncle married a woman with a daughter. He then adopted the daughter, changing her last name, giving us matching names, same middle initial & everything. I was a good kid & she got into trouble over the years.
Here's a few choice examples. Not to mention the times our medical charts got mixed up. (Confidentiality clause, anyone?)

  • My dad threw open my bedroom door back in high school, furious. He'd received a progress report that Arcsis was failing french. I sigh, "Dad, I have a 95 in Spanish."
  • I was 22 or so, working as a cashier in college. A customer I didn't know (but clearly seemed to know me), came to my counter & berated me for getting busted for underage drinking at a party. He launches into a tirade about his disappointment. I sigh, "That's not me. I'm 22, and allowed to drink at parties. That's my cousin Arcsis."
  • I get a call from a friend asking if everything is ok with me & my boyfriend Chris. I say, yes, of course, why? She tells me that there was a note in the police blotter about a guy named Chris smashing his girlfriend Arcsis's windshield. I sigh, No, not me etc etc. (Yes, we both had boyfriends with the same name at the same time. Even I was surprised.)

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '15

I have set multiple WRs on various video games, and I have been doing it for a long long time.

1

u/SHJS May 23 '15

I'm learning several languages at once. Very bad, but oh so satisfying.

1

u/OwlnMcgee May 23 '15

I play classical guitar.

1

u/ChimpThrowingPoo Jun 05 '15

I am male. My blood type is O- and like every other male human a have a penis.

-1

u/NoOneKnowsMeIhope May 22 '15 edited May 27 '15

this question has been asked on 2 different threads please use the search function before starting a new thread
http://www.reddit.com/r/TellMeAFact/comments/33tsuu/tmaf_about_yourself/ http://www.reddit.com/r/TellMeAFact/comments/31074w/tmaf_about_yourself/
-edit-
I am wearing pants

0

u/El_Duderino_292 May 27 '15

That's not a fact about yourself. Try again.

0

u/NinjaUnicorn_17 May 22 '15

Another fact about myself, but I'm transitioning from male to female.

0

u/El_Duderino_292 May 27 '15

A black belt that can type, and change sex? Impressive!

1

u/NinjaUnicorn_17 May 27 '15

Lol yeah that's me all right :)

0

u/El_Duderino_292 May 27 '15

I can ride a pogo stick no-handed.