r/SushiAbomination 16d ago

๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ Christmas sushi ๐ŸŽ

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u/theeblackestblue 16d ago

Im sick of this lady and her experiments lol.

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u/Human_Resources_7891 16d ago

the goat: horrifyingly ill conceived, ill presented and ill-executed ALL at the same time. simply disgusting. if this person is a cooking professional, this is like watching somebody kill their own career for no apparent reason

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u/Shad0wbubbles 15d ago

Itโ€™s like watching a train conductor crash a top of the line engine. And you still. canโ€™t. look. Away.

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u/mateusmachadobrandao 16d ago

In Brazil she is growing fast with millions of followers

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u/Human_Resources_7891 16d ago

worked there, not exactly a food mecca

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u/hors3withnoname 13d ago

If you like abomination, follow @fernandes.fe, at least she teaches some useful proper techniques too. This one here is just for the likes (never heard about her)

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u/estchkita 16d ago

I hate how dull that knife was

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u/hors3withnoname 16d ago

At this point itโ€™s just a different kind of food

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u/Blood_sweat_and_beer 16d ago

Iโ€™ve come to learn through this sub that Brazilian sushi is basically cheesecake with raw fish.

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u/KaiYoDei 16d ago

So big. Too much.

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u/yik_yaking 16d ago

She looks timid and unsure of herself as sheโ€™s taking a bite

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u/gnownimaj 16d ago

Is this Brazil?

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u/Flaky_Yam3843 16d ago

It would go well with some pink pepto sauce.

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u/FifthRing 16d ago

Iโ€™m sick

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u/Prestigious-Type-488 15d ago

All I can think about is how long has this been at room temperature

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u/EVQuestioner 15d ago

I think this is illegal.

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u/EstherHazy 16d ago

Why do Brazilians hate Japanese cuisine.

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u/TheShadowOverBayside 16d ago

Which is funny because they have the biggest Japanese population outside of Japan... maybe they're racist toward them and this is their mockery?

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u/mateusmachadobrandao 16d ago

This is not about mockeryโ€”it's an experiment with shapes and ingredients. We donโ€™t see it as disrespectful. Calling it "respectful" or not seems unnecessary because, at the end of the day, itโ€™s just a recipe that dates back to the 17th century.

If someone cares deeply about following the original recipe, they should continue doing so. But Brazilians tend to adapt things in their own way, and if it's widely accepted here, it's because it tastes good and we enjoy it. And really, thatโ€™s what matters most.

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u/TheShadowOverBayside 16d ago

In Sardinia they eat casu marzu, decomposed cheese filled with maggots. They think it tastes good and enjoy it.

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u/deqimporta 15d ago

We are using the same ingredients as the Japanese for 99% of it, it's literally just shaped differently and might be breaded sometimes

We don't wrap algae around fried rats and call it sushi

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u/deqimporta 15d ago

That said, I wouldn't eat what the lady made there, way too much

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u/TheShadowOverBayside 15d ago

50% of your sushi is cream cheese. The Japanese would never use cream cheese in sushi

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u/deqimporta 15d ago

Well, that's the cultural part, ain't it?

It would be weird if a country that had such a rich culture didn't make changes to a recipe from the other side of the globe

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u/a_fan_of_anything 15d ago

That's literally made to fit the Brazilian palate, there's people here that like it, and people that don't (me for example) , sometimes yes , cream cheese can be exaggerated, but in others, it's not even used I'm surprised that when it's about Brazilians y'all jump to the craziest allegations against them, but no one is talking about Americans putting avocado on their sushi , nor anything. This isn't because "Brazilians hate japanese people!!! They're racist wraaaa!!!!" No, it's because here in Brazil, many plates were changed to fit the people's palate, while still maintaining the original ingredients or appearance. And keep in mind that Brazil, out of Japan is the country with most japanese people , so some of those changes, japanese Brazilians themselves like or made them, in case of some recipes, people just change how it's made to fit their palates.

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u/TheShadowOverBayside 15d ago

So you admit that it's your Brazilian palates that are the problem ๐Ÿ˜‚

"We don't wrap algae around fried rats and call it sushi" Maybe not but you do throw grub larvae on a crust and call it pizza so i don't put anything past you guys lol

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u/a_fan_of_anything 15d ago

Why are you generalizing it? ๐Ÿคจ.. all of your comments about Brazilians keep generalizing Brazil and criticizing Brazilians palate, that is based on our cooking and what Brazilians are used of๏ผŒsometimes because of our culture, like Brazilians mixing sushi with aรงaรญ ( a fruits juice who's native from here and normally eaten with flour or fish / chicken ) and etc.. I literally made you a text saying how some Brazilians don't like it, like me, and many other comments I saw in posts of this subreddit of Brazilians saying they dislike it, or Brazilians themselves posting things here criticizing other Brazilians. And literally saying how when it's about Brazil y'all always critique and say everything that comes to your mind about it, but no one talks about people in the United States putting avocado on their sushi nor anything.

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u/TheShadowOverBayside 15d ago

LOL

Brazil defending its food is like Iceland defending hรกkarl ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yes we understand you like it. And that's the problem ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/a_fan_of_anything 15d ago

Because that's their culture, and what's wrong with them liking it that way ? Here in Brazil we eat a poisonous plant, blood sausage etc, and some like it, others don't, it depends on the country and their people's palate, here in Brazil we aren't used with eating raw fish, so many think it's weird and prefer hot roll with cream cheese,, while others like it in the traditional way, like me, and there's nothing wrong w that at all.

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u/a_fan_of_anything 15d ago

This is just a change to fit some of their palate...? There's some that love the girls idea in the video, others hate it, it isn't all Brazilians that like it, and no it's not made for mockery nor anything, idk where you got that idea, it's just a change to fit people's taste

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u/a_fan_of_anything 15d ago

They actually appreciate it a lot, but just like japanese people with Poke which is a Hawaiian dish , they made changes so it will fit the people's palate more, this doesn't means that japanese people hate people from Hawaii in any way, just that they appreciate the dish and made some changes so it would fit their palate. In the video, for the girl palate, this is what makes her happy, while for other Brazilians no.

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u/FNKTN 15d ago

I love how her hands are trembling to not have it collapse. Looks tasty, but the design is stupid.

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u/a_fan_of_anything 15d ago

It's supposed to look like a panetone, that's why it's built like that

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u/FNKTN 15d ago edited 15d ago

A scaled down bite-sized version would have been much better. Things like colossal sushi burritos only work because they hold together so well.

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u/dtwhitecp 15d ago

this might be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen on this sub. Please do not approach that social media account to reward them with views.

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u/Lavein 16d ago

Mental disorder

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u/thredith 15d ago

To be honest, I'd prefer having one of these than an actual panettone.