r/SubsIFellFor 27d ago

Subway employee falls asleep while building a customer's sandwich

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u/DeluxeCheese35 27d ago

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 27d ago

For a moment it didn't load and I thought. . . Please be real!

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u/Active_Engineering37 27d ago

I don't think anyone is taking that sub.

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u/Glad-Management4433 27d ago

Nah I needed some time to get this

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u/free_30_day_trial 27d ago edited 27d ago

I got the joke but this actually happened. So let's take a minute to think about this overworked employee

Edit. It seems she took a lil som-some before work... not cool lady... Handle your shit better... Smh

In all seriousness when this came out I heard she worked more then one job supporting family and in school when it came out I had never actually looked into it and forgot about it till I seen this post. Google lens found me the link

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u/thebaddestbean 27d ago

Agreed, it’s a little funny but mostly sad

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u/2infNbynd 27d ago

I was living abroad and saw a food delivery guy drive his scooter straight into a parked van. I thought it was funny at first then realized he was probably over worked and under paid ):

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u/Xijit 27d ago

Probably "Tranq" (fentanyl mixed with a sedative for horses).

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u/Alex_chill1 26d ago

Fucking fentanyl with sedatives for horses? Thats outrageous

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u/EpicSaberCat7771 27d ago

They could also just have something like narcolepsy.

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u/Cojo840 27d ago

Based on?

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u/Xijit 27d ago

Passing the fuck out, face first into a sandwich.

... Especially since they are still standing up instead of falling on the ground: The signature symptom of tranq is that users will fall asleep on their feet and just bend over at the waist instead of laying down, which causes permanent spine damage due to staying like that for hours.

It is a truly horrific drug as the potency and addictiveness is exponentially higher than cocaine or conventional opium, with the added bonuses that niacin doesn't work on it and prolonged use causes addicts skin to start decaying.

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u/Substantial_Back_865 27d ago

Just going to add one thing to this. The withdrawal is worse than opium while it lasts, but I'd rather detox from fent any day due to just how long opium withdrawal lasts. I'd rather be fine after 5 days than be in absolute hell for weeks.

Also, yeah, xylazine dope is terrible. It's not even enjoyable. You just kind of black out with no real control and then come to covered in bleeding wounds. Shit had me mumbling gibberish like I was Cornholio. Plus you end up withdrawing from multiple substances, so simply getting other opiates won't even fully cure the sickness. Shit is garbage and not even worth doing.

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u/samanthaFerrell 27d ago

Methadone and psych meds will do this to you also. I know from personal experience, I crashed my car a bunch of times and lost a bunch of jobs because I couldn’t keep my eyes open and you couldn’t tell me I wasn’t clean because I wasn’t on herion or smoking crack anymore. It took me a couple years to come out of it and make the decision to not sleep my life away no matter how stressful it becomes. I stopped taking the psych meds and stayed on the methadone and havnt nodded out since I stopped taking them and I also lost 150 pounds so like a whole person came off me and I stopped crashing my car, was able to hold a steady job and I stopped falling asleep everywhere I went. Before trank nothing made you nod out like methadone and pills (benzodiazepines, seroquel, gabbapenton). It’s not like a herion nod where you willingly and almost willfully nod out because it feels good and you know what’s going on around you, your fully conscious but methadone is different the nod is just blackness, like a dreamless sleep, you have no idea what’s going on around you and if you add in pills you actually can’t keep your eyes open it’s impossible so your sleeping almost like a coma, not nodding.

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u/31November 27d ago

So weird to see in real life

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u/pizaster3 27d ago

oh ok, my empathy for them completely disappeared. i thought they were just an overworked employee

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u/Active_Engineering37 27d ago

I still have empathy for drug addicts. I think I would want my sandwich remade though.

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u/hisroyalbonkess 27d ago

oh ok, my empathy for them completely disappeared.

That's sad. :(

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u/Substantial_Back_865 27d ago

The odds of him just passing out in the sandwich are infinitely lower than him being high as fuck. Opiates will definitely do this if you take enough and it's especially hard to stay awake on fent/fentalogues.

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u/1GrouchyCat 27d ago

It would be OPIOIDS if you’re referring to anything synthetic … YW

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u/Substantial_Back_865 27d ago

Both opioids and opiates can do this, but I do know the difference. Sometimes I still end up using the terms interchangeably, though.

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u/Cold_Dog_1224 27d ago

in the video it looks like she's on something, for sure. she didn't "work until exhaustion"

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u/bruh364 26d ago

Why is this darn article so repetitive

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u/Sagatious_Zhu 27d ago

I highly doubt this is an “overworked” employee. Probably just drugged the fuck out, and constantly wondering why they’re being fired from low-level part-time jobs.

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u/El_human 26d ago

Fentanyl is one hell of a drug

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u/T0ta1_n00b 27d ago

Overworked or fentanyl 🤷‍♂️ that doesn’t look like overworked employee to me

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u/Bunjaaas 27d ago

I worked with someone who would do this from time to time because she was popping percs at work

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u/WillingLLM 27d ago

Lets jump right to blaming someone else for this man's problems.

Some people just have problems unrelated to their work - that they bring to work.

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u/Vintage-Grievance 27d ago

Nah, he's just the food inspector (he takes his job very seriously).

He just got done grilling the bread for information.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

If you watch the video it was actually less of a fall and more of a graceful lie down.

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u/OnlySunOnFunDay 27d ago

Omg best use of this sub 🤣

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u/fullnameqwertyu 27d ago

This is some top tier Reddit posting

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u/jarofonions 27d ago

"Asleep"

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u/j0n70 27d ago

He must be tired

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u/Infamous_Gur_9083 27d ago

Must had worked overtime.

Sad when someone has to do that but understandable.

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u/EOEtoast 26d ago

Nah, she did drugs before work

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u/22raweggsinmyass 27d ago

Yep you got it

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u/T0ta1_n00b 27d ago

That’s not an employee, that’s a vinyl wrap on the panini press

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u/GettingBetterGaming 27d ago

Give them the rest of the day paid and let them go home man. That shows that they work so hard they literally couldn't even force themselves to stay awake anymore

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u/_NoIdeaForName_ 26d ago

I want to be mad, but I just can't. This is perfect

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u/Intodarkness_10 26d ago

When the fent perc kicks it into high gear 💀

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u/Uruguayosiempre 26d ago

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u/The_Tank_Racer 23d ago

Nah, this one is actually funny

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u/K8nK9s 25d ago

"Fell asleep"

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u/onety_one_son 24d ago

Not what he meant by black olives

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u/lStan464l 25d ago

Years old Snapshot taken from a Video. Person was likely on Drugs (Meth/Crack) or severely sleep deprived.

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u/Separate_Sky9516 24d ago

i clicked on the notification i got for this reddit post and it sent me into a different subreddit so i posted a screenshot of the notification as a sub i fell for because i fell for the subway

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u/Dope_things 22d ago

Building