r/SocialistRA 3d ago

Meme Monday Saint Brown.

Tis not meme Monday, but it doesn't matter because tonight is the night that you'll get a visit from old Saint Brown. He's friends with old Saint Nick our comrade dressed in red from the far North.

It's a quite night not a fox News host is snorting and not even is a Healthcare CEO is dealing. It's time for you to close your eyes (but when you shoot remember both eyes open). For when you wake in the morning old Saint Brown will be gifting you several hundred rounds of FMJ ammunition but he can give you soft point and hollow point too!

Sleep tight you dirty socialist (hey fuck off shit lib DNC this is my bed time story) amazing Comrades because next year we'll have the spirit of good old John Brown to guide us the way.

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u/MidsouthMystic 3d ago

If there is a Heaven, John Brown is there. And he's glaring down angrily at all the slavers on Earth and in Hell.

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u/johangubershmidt 3d ago

A bangin saturnalia to all and to all a good night

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u/MonkeyPanls 3d ago

His soul is marching on!

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u/Red-Wedge-0516 3d ago

Can Saint Brown gift me a real nice AR-pattern rifle if I promise to use it well? Or split some eggnog with me?

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u/JamesJayhawk 3d ago

I wish all slavers a broadsword upon the neck for christmas

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u/Parular_wi5733 3d ago

Wish I had someone give me fmj ammo

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u/Aurek2 3d ago

fun fact considering im revalationist , revrand brown is a literal saint like figure for me and those who practice lol.

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u/rightwist 2d ago

Huh I'd never heard of this, I'm off to Google it asap. Can you give me more search terms to learn about that?

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u/Aurek2 2d ago

its a form of applachian folk cristainity, its basicly a militirized offshoot of the freinds and the puritians with evan more rejection of temporal authority in the church to the degree of regecting ordaned priests. its idk on what turms to give you sadly baring like maby howler christanity or like appalchian liberation theology, sadly i dont think that will give you what your looking for comrad. considering its a niche aplachian leftwing thing your as likly to get shit on it as you are for shit happaning in the nrqz lol.... it sucks becase it is incredably isolating to go through shit and grow up around shit and company men and ect and at most it gets a half true blip on a obsucure website lmao.

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u/rightwist 2d ago

Huh. Ok interesting. I'm trying to get as far as I can from militarized puritans, I was brainwashed enough in that before I was 18. Niche leftwing sounds fascinating. Idk I'll look into it thanks.

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u/Aurek2 2d ago

if it makes you feel better us and the baptists cant stand eachother, its roots are in the very rabid abolitionist christian wings and is now days extremly left wing, most of the residual purtitinsim is regecting the gifts and garments of "babalon and its gold calf" (aka walstreet lol), i wound up coming to it becase of iligal exploitation by privet intrests by white americans paying southafrican "security contractors", cosidering they where randyan it wound up for a long time tieing "athiest=capitaist/white supremist" in my brain (obviusly no hate to athiest and or white comrads lol evan if im amerindian) so i get trying to get away from scertin views on faith! any who have a good one comrad and happy holidays!

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u/rightwist 2d ago

Happy holidays to you! That last bit of explanation was helpful. Sounds perhaps somewhat akin to some Rastafarians I've met and maybe some people I'veet within Unitarian and Universalist congregations.

Opposed to Southern Baptist is my type of hype, and that particular piece of puritanism is something I can groove to.

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u/Aurek2 2d ago

they get pissy over "we are heratics who handle snakes and profane cult rituals" (aka we praice the triple baptism/ do not have set churches where we meet, belive in living humbly and giving what we can as God comands,and aposing earthly tyrents and false teachers) and we becase by Gods imige made he man and in Gods imige is man made thus any athority that is earthly is ilagitamnt and all are equal under god.

i will say wihle no hate twords Rastafarians,Unitarian and Universalists i have to regect to comparision, we are still hardline belivers in the trinity and the trinity alone and only by the word of the Bible is HIS word shown, and while we view it as our duty to protect outher faiths from persicutution as by all are our brothers, we have prity few things in comen with rastifairians, and outright regect alot of the universialist/unitarian consept all the faiths are equaly kinda corect, we are very insular in matters of faith, note thats not a matter bigotry towards others mind you (i mean i am ace, nonbinary and have a same biosex partner and i face far more scrutiny from outsiders then outher revelationists lol) but its more of a very riged interpritation of how things are lol.

efectivly love thy neibor without exemption, but if he is wrong you dont need to compramise being right to make nice with him, be uncompramising but be compasionet and dont pick a fight for him disagreeing with you lol.

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u/rightwist 2d ago

Cool. Thanks. Definitely interested. Probably not something I would baptize into but fascinating to understand a sect of allies

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u/Aurek2 2d ago

yep how i feel about alot of things lol, and dont wory not trying to prostarilize comrade i just like geting to talk about my faith sometimes lol!

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u/JohnBosler 5h ago

I'd be curious if anyone could create an AI picture group photo of John Brown Che Guevara, Luigi M and some others

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u/NoVAMarauder1 2h ago

I think Mr. Brown would have a lot of hard words for Mr. Che Guevara. Look up his writings about African people. It's not pretty comrade.

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u/JohnBosler 1h ago

Didn't he go over to Africa to help start revolutions there. But kind of messing the point i thought it would be nice to have a picture the revolutionaries which included the new one.

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u/NoVAMarauder1 47m ago

He's a.... revolutionary yes....but again he has some really distasteful views of gay people and African people. Some could say that "everyone was racist back then". But I don't buy it. Guys born a hundred years before him were way LESS racist than him....like Mr. Brown.

John Brown would talk with and associate with black people as if they were just people. But Che repeated beliefs about people of color that were often spouted by the Capitalists that he was fighting. Yes, he did highlight the importance of the third world uniting against the Colonialists. But those were public statements, but what he wrote down differed. He often wrote about blacks not having the discipline to actually fight for socialism. Suggesting that they are natural slaves. He also mentioned that Africans are drunks.

Che does have a complected history. But I wouldn't throw a shirt of his face on my body. And I'll be honest. He's over rated. He never accomplished anything really. If he didn't exist Cuba would of still turned communist. Ironically he's had more of a positive impact on Capitalism due to the fact his face has been printed so many times.