r/SocialismIsCapitalism Oct 27 '24

socialism is when capitalism Baseball hot dog vendors is when socialism

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I was stunned

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u/choochoopants Oct 27 '24

Socialism is when private corporations create monopolies for the sole intention of maximizing profit. Got it.

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u/AppointmentSad2626 Oct 27 '24

The capitalist think that it's anti-capitalist for corporations to gouge, but that's the only way to win the competition.

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u/lzcrc Oct 27 '24

Well duh, because capitalism = cheap, socialism = expensive (fucking taxes amirite), didn't you know?

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u/ferretgr Oct 27 '24

That is quite literally what the OP thinks and honestly is a bit of a revelation for me. I have always been so utterly confused by things like this, how something so obviously a symptom of capitalism and greed could be construed as socialism, but that is it. If it’s expensive, it’s socialism. Fuck me, so simple and so stupid.

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u/memecrusader_ Oct 27 '24

Capitalism is stuff they like. Socialism is stuff they don’t like.

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u/intraumintraum Oct 27 '24

see this is one of the things they completely fuck up on. capitalism REQUIRES taxes to live, there would be no infra for it to work if not.

socialism does not need taxes

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u/Comrade_Compadre Oct 27 '24

Also the billionaires are the ones pushing socialist brain fries

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u/Frater_Ankara Oct 27 '24

It really has become ‘do I like it? Capitalism, if I don’t, socialism’. North America is so brainwashed and cultified.

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u/AppointmentSad2626 Oct 27 '24

We fear 'socialism' so much that we think infrastructure maintenance and expansion is evil.

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u/Marc21256 Oct 27 '24

Trains are socialism, planes are capitalism.

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u/AppointmentSad2626 Oct 28 '24

Nah, low orbit jets are capitalism

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u/mctheebs Oct 28 '24

Racism is also a huge contributing factor. Public transportation means having to be near minorities, which is unacceptable to a lot of white people in America.

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u/RipCharacter1347 Nov 02 '24

TIL all discourse on economic systems of the globe revolve around America and race… oh wait that’s all it’s ever been…

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u/olpurple Oct 28 '24

I might be a capitalist if true!

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u/AmerpLeDerp Oct 28 '24

Socialism is market regulation apparently to this guy

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u/saoirse_eli Oct 27 '24

They hate socialism so much they decided to privatise it

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u/RedbeardMEM Oct 28 '24

The market chooses the most efficient solcialism

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u/krakrocks Oct 27 '24

Fun fact- you actually ARE allowed to bring food into every single MLB stadium.

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u/bstone99 Oct 27 '24

Yeah for real. wtf is this idiot on about?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '24

Most strawmen are born out of ignorance.

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u/bstone99 Oct 27 '24

In this case it’s more typical conservative bullshit, just spouting easily disproven nonsense without spending the 10 seconds to google whether it’s true or not.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '24

Ignorance gets flexed pretty hard when there’s an agenda one benefits from involved. The disinformation campaigns working or even middle class conservatives imbibe on is an indictment on how permissive to fascism American culture has been for so long

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u/lordaddament Oct 27 '24

You telling me I didn’t need to shove subway footlongs into my jacket sleeves?

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u/Eugenspiegel Oct 27 '24

Philly cheesesteaks in my cargo pant pockets

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u/sammypants123 Oct 30 '24

Burgers can go in your bra, and give you a bigger bust at the same time.

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u/llcooljessie Oct 27 '24

I'm trying to picture how you get a hot dog in a socialist economy. You like... Pay for it. With money. At the stadium... Right?

Also can we talk about who paid for the stadium? Now that's something to get worked up about.

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u/quadraspididilis Oct 27 '24

 He opens the song complaining about man made famine and shutting down the factories

Remember four years ago when there was a man made virus and all the factories were shut down? That was you guys. That was the left 100%. Every person who opposed it was called far right. 

The lad’s cooked I’m afraid. Also most of his comments are negative karma, he might be farming.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

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u/MrVeazey Oct 28 '24

It's like speed running old video games just to see if you can: a borderline useless skill but it does allow you bragging rights.  

And this is coming from somebody whose only knowledge and skills are also borderline useless.

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u/Heizeusthegoose Oct 27 '24

Poor guy outside pushing his cart out in the free market, trying to outdo the socialism taking place inside the stadium! /s

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u/Aronosfky Oct 27 '24

I always find it hilarious. "It is actually socialism when proceeds to describe something happening very much in our capitalist society"

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u/inkoDe Oct 27 '24

In the USA, 'socialism' is functionally equivalent to 'cooties' in grade school. I can't get mad about shit that could be rectified with a dictionary, anymore. Nor do I debate the merits of socialism with a person that defines it as everything they are against. I am not even a socialist, just some guy that is over what passes as political discourse in this country.

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u/twilsonco ☆ Anarcho-Communism ☆ Oct 27 '24

The hot dog vendor that has no employees extracting wealth from his private property is the capitalist... right.

I had a friend that said laborers are capitalists because their labor counts as private property. 🤡

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u/darkleinad Oct 27 '24

Don’t forget that unions are monopolies on labor XD

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u/ToranjaNuclear Oct 27 '24

"You think the stadium is capitalism and the street vendor is socialism"

Both are fucking capitalism you absolute buffoon.

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u/Malakai0013 Oct 28 '24

That's what I was saying. Ffs.

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u/tcmtwanderer Oct 27 '24

This is what no theory does to a mf

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u/jjjosiah Oct 27 '24

Socialism is when they don't let me bring my spaghetti into the movie theater

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u/TokiYayo Oct 27 '24

Yeah, not sure I'm the one whose brain is fried

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u/Colzach Oct 27 '24

The delusions that people have are astounding…until I remember that there is literally no education infrastructure for anyone to know anything about these things and that this entire country is largely politically educated by memes. 

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u/Scadooshy Oct 27 '24

Strongest liberal theory.

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u/Previous-Amoeba52 Oct 27 '24

Due to industry consolidation both hot dog vendors are owned by a single corporate entity. You buy a hot dog and get Listeria because the hot dog company buys all it's meat from a large corporate slaughterhouse. You complain that food safety regulations are government overreach. At the hospital you receive a 20k bill for treatment and you have to take a second job selling hotdogs to pay your medical debt. You complain about how much tax is deducted from your paycheque.

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u/cribbe_ Oct 27 '24

The confidently incorrect ones are the funniest

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u/ButtigiegMineralMap Oct 27 '24

I’d love for someone to make a copypasta of Stalin’s Anarchism or Socialism, the part about the Tiflis shoemaker, but it’s about a hot dog vendor😂

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u/Malakai0013 Oct 28 '24

Socialism is when checks notes billionaires own the media and brainwash people into loving socialism. Jfc, what an idiot.

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u/felipeabdalav Oct 28 '24

own a team, own a stadium, own a % of a tv network, to sale to the perfection that happiness lies in watching a game with a beer and a hotdog and the family while using merchandising I sold to you (made in China) = socialism

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u/ADeliciousDespot Oct 29 '24

Does this guy also think restaurants are socialist micro-states? Does he think he's entitled to bring his own food into restaurants?

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u/BeholdOurMachines Oct 30 '24

I love how smug these douches are when they "explain" the differences between capitalism and socialism in the most objectively incorrect way possible.

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u/ChickenNugget267 Oct 27 '24

Oof, so close to getting it yet so far

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u/Saul-Funyun Oct 29 '24

Well if you don’t like it, build your own stadium and compete in the marketplace of ideas

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u/Sir_Pumpernickle Nov 05 '24

I love how this dunce couldn't identify textbook artificial scarcity and regional monopolies, just blame socialism because "Markets existed in the ether of time, and man kind ruined them buy participating". bro, all markets are regulated, we made this shit up.

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u/SnooCats7318 Oct 27 '24

Blah, blah, nonsense, Epstein!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

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u/itselectricboi Nov 02 '24

Socialism is when workers own the means of production. Capitalism is when the rich owner class own the means of production. There’s no “in between” or a “cross”

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u/Seadubs69 Nov 02 '24

True capitalism has never been tried.

Capitalism only works in theory

Capitalism is great on paper but human nature prevents it from working

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u/GranFodder 8d ago

Ya those billionaire socialists.