r/SipsTea 1d ago

Feels good man Natural Born Killer

1.1k Upvotes

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u/DIO40 1d ago

Mom must be experienced in trapping a man.

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u/Pitiful_Special_8745 1d ago

Staged learned lines. Yeah

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u/blood_dean_koontz 1d ago

Nah you can tell by the down-to-earth nature of her face and mannerisms that she is probably quite the upstanding role model for young girls. This is absolutely normal for kids to talk like that. I hear about kids wanting to commit violent crimes against Santa all the time. No big deal, and super cute for posting to an Instagram or TikTok, which I’m sure has less than 100 followers.

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u/procupinesniffer420 1d ago

How are you getting face mannerisms from a slab of silicone?

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u/jokeularvein 1d ago

From the eyes

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u/ObsurdGirth 23h ago

Calling her a slab of silicone highlights your own low self esteem

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u/Delusional_Gamer 13h ago

While "slab of silicone" was uncalled for, attacking a persons self esteem is scummy.

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u/ObsurdGirth 13h ago

Cool story

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u/ReadditMan 1d ago

Yeah, I'm sure the woman with tons of plastic surgery is a great role model for young girls.

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u/Available-Screen5201 1d ago

you can tell by her face and mannerisms that she is a good role model

No you can’t you psycho 

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u/morphick 1d ago

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u/blood_dean_koontz 1d ago

Yeah lol I don’t do the /s because it’s not my problem that people on Reddit can’t read sarcasm for whatever reason

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u/Available-Screen5201 1d ago

Honestly I stopped reading your comment after the bit I quoted lol it is quite obviously sarcasm after re-reading it. Sorry I have tik tok brain 

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u/squarabh 10h ago

Those fake lips gave it way

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u/Immediate-Season-293 1d ago

Well, regardless of killjoy koontz's reply to your comment, I'm sure Santa would like to be trapped by her.

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u/Wooden_Koala_3097 1d ago

Imagine using your kids for attention seeking…

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u/rdditeis4gsfa 10h ago

Ppl need to leave their kids out of their b5 100 agreed

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u/ChaosRealigning 1d ago

“Buried in the basement with the rest of them, Honey.”

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u/KittenLaserFists 1d ago

Mom, do not teach her to make videos of the plan. That is discoverable evidence!

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u/Exact_Department8196 1d ago

Why do so many women in these videos have fillers? Doesn’t look good ladies.

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u/A3ISME 1d ago

For the same reason they film their lives. Attention.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 1d ago

It's for when they take a blast to the face it helps to steer it around the mouth instead of into it. A kind of guttering system, if you will.

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u/Tornfalk_ 1d ago

💀💀💀

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u/firedmyass 1d ago

oh you flat-nasty.

upvote.

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u/sumtingwongfosho 1d ago

They legit all look the same too

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u/Siolear 1d ago

some kind of dysmorphic disorder -- to them this is attractive. Its probably related to their attention seeking behavior too.

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u/owen-87 17h ago

I thought it was called a double standard? No wait, that's the behavior where get angry about other people trying to look attractive?

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u/Ornery_Bath_8701 1d ago

Because they are weirdos

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u/InternationalFan6806 1d ago

women are scared AF of being rejected/judged/cancelled, or to be outsiders in life.

We try to take care about ourselves and looking good. Sometimes women try to mimicrate and become like other humans. They create something in common - fashion, hair styles, cosmetology procedures, plastic surgeries.

This is not about sanity and self-love, this is about surviving in society and making money.

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u/Exact_Department8196 1d ago

Nah this is about ugly narcissists getting cheap work done to look like some idiots on YouTube who’s flavour of the month. It’s about being lazy and uneducated and doing something that’s Quick and easy instead of going out and doing something worthwhile with their lives.

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u/InternationalFan6806 1d ago

she is human being and I do not want to participate in this type of gossip behind her eyes.

Fillers or not she is beautiful. I wish her family happiness.

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u/Immediate-Season-293 1d ago

Change your username to "ReductiveDepartment8196".

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u/HansBammel 1d ago

It's none of your business. That's all that matters.

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u/owen-87 17h ago

nice incel vibes.

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u/Siolear 1d ago

The 3 year old is better at acting than the botox lady

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u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch 1d ago

I can't tell if she's surprised or not.

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u/HerezahTip 22h ago

Why would she be surprised? She told her exactly what to say lol

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u/robbycakes 1d ago

Kid reads lines like she has been coached to read lines

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u/PuzzledCommercial765 1d ago

thirsty ass ladies

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u/talkerof5hit 1d ago

After another face lift we will get rid of the body.

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u/ZippidyZayz 1d ago

Hang on darling, mummy just needs 57 shots more of Botox and then we can trap Santa

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u/Material_Tiny 1d ago

Burn it in the fireplace with all the coal she received.

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u/Jman_Foxclaw 1d ago

Acid bath

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u/SilentAnchor 1d ago

Damn, way to far..

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u/WallaWallaHawkFan 1d ago

I actually don't know who I am looking at anymore at this point..

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 1d ago

I helped Mommy murder Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If the cops had only seen
Mommy killing Santa Claus last night

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 1d ago

The mom's eyebrows and forehead never move.

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u/fuertepqek 1d ago

Holy plastic surgery Batman!

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u/enguasado 1d ago

Too much surgery and modifications in women is disgusting

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u/owen-87 17h ago

And all this time I thought judging others for their personal choices and reinforcing harmful stereotypes was disgusting?

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u/ResearchOne4839 1d ago

Daughter of Agent 47

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u/FatBloke4 1d ago

Dad/husband will not be dressing up as Santa ever again.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

Someone’s not using parental controls on their Netflix account…

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u/mister-fackfwap 1d ago

Nice to see Pete Burns is back

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u/Percusor 23h ago

Please, internet, stop it to force us to look at such „things“

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u/FreakinFred 19h ago

The Joker Lip Lick explains it all.

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u/Pl4st1kM4n 15h ago

Hi momma… I can’t fix you

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u/Potential-Action3856 14h ago

She has no idea.

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u/Odd_Programmer7224 13h ago

I thought her expression at last was priceless

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u/ZealousidealBread948 10h ago

And for this reason you should not give a smartphone to children

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u/EmploymentNo2081 9h ago

😂😂😂😂🎅

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/hopium_od 1d ago

I bet the kid was simply reading off a script.

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u/notheraccnt 1d ago

Mum, where did you say dad is?