r/SelfAwarewolves • u/Revolver_Oc3lot • 19d ago

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u/SheepdogMantra 19d ago

Ben Shapiro seriously looks like he forgot he was dyeing his eyebrows and instead went smash eating chocolate while thinking about his sis

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u/ourobourobouros 19d ago

He's wearing a full face of makeup, no one his age has skin that's 100% blemish free and the same color

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u/Private_HughMan 19d ago

He's on camera. Of course he's wearing full face make-up. No on-camera pundit goes without it.

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u/ourobourobouros 19d ago

They don't all go on with what looks to be an entire beauty influencer style eyebrow regimen, though. He looks like he's getting ready to drop a contouring video

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u/Private_HughMan 19d ago

His eyebrows are extremely well-kept but tbh, I don't care. I'm not gonna make fun of a guy for taking care of his appearance. It's Ben Shapiro. There is an endless well of horrible and stupid shit to hate and mock him for. I can afford to be picky.

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u/newthrash1221 19d ago

I will. He looks like he has caterpillars above his eyes and my little sister could probably beat him up.

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u/Private_HughMan 19d ago

You do that. I'm a member of the bushy-brow brigade, so it'd be the pot calling the kettle black.

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u/newthrash1221 17d ago

Bushy Brows are fine; the problem is being unaware of them, which he is. You’re already a cool person, in my opinion, because you know what you dislike about you. This guy obviously thinks he’s the shit; that’s why it’s funny to make fun of HIS eyebrows.

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u/Mylaptopisburningme 19d ago

Abby wears it better. And his eyebrows look better on her.

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u/YouJabroni44 19d ago

I honestly was curious if he stopped waxing his eyebrows or something. Looks nearly like a different person now lol

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u/Vandergrif 18d ago

He looks like he stole Eugene Levy's eyebrows and stuck them on top of his own.

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u/Spl00ky 19d ago

He knows his sister gets wet when she thinks about him