r/SelfAwarewolves • u/Mord4k • Nov 24 '24

Saw this today while out driving

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They're right, you can't fix stupid

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u/-jp- Nov 24 '24

The fuck does that car have bullet holes in it?

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u/Mord4k Nov 24 '24

Knowing where I live, there's maybe like a 30% chance they put them there themselves as "decoration." I really wish that was me being sarcastic or snarky.

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u/art_of_snark Nov 24 '24

well, it’s a Nissan.

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u/amwes549 Nov 24 '24

With a Mustang badge, no less.

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u/caseygwenstacy Nov 24 '24

It was too foreign for them, gotta make it more American so it’s okay to drive. Plus the horse adds about 10hp

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u/-jp- Nov 24 '24

Not if it isn’t painted red it doesn’t.

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u/CharginChuck42 Nov 24 '24

Those are speed holes. They make the car go faster.

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u/_jericho Nov 24 '24

Nah. Bolts that hold on license plates make holes like that. They prob just got rear ended

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u/delicioustreeblood Nov 24 '24

It's the Fratellis

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u/notislant Nov 24 '24

Whats it say?

You cant fix stupid, you also cant let it

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u/Mord4k Nov 24 '24

"Can't fix stupid, you also can't let it run your country"

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u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM Nov 24 '24

What an amazing self-own

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u/DMoney159 Nov 24 '24

Well, apparently you can let it run your country

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u/schparkz7 Nov 24 '24

"You can't fix stupid, you also can't let it ruin your country"

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u/selkiesidhe Nov 24 '24

"Take America back" a hundred years in progress, is what they mean...

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u/New-acct-for-2024 Nov 24 '24

Oh, they'd prefer 200 years or so, but they've got to start somewhere...

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u/Philostronomer Nov 24 '24

Exactly the kind of person that would unironically slap a Mustang badge on a Nissan.

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u/amwes549 Nov 24 '24

Big Altima Energy.

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u/StuHast398 Nov 24 '24

I know I've seen that as an actual bumper sticker. They couldn't splurge a little for an actual sticker?

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u/-jp- Nov 24 '24

Probably used to be a sticker. Then the cheap shitty ink got bleached in the sun. So they tried to peel it off but the cheap shitty paper tore. So they just rewrote it in sharpie on the backing still stuck to the car.

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u/mitchdwx Nov 24 '24

Did they write something on a piece of paper and tape it to their car…?

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 Nov 24 '24

It is shocking that the followers of a man with gold toilets would do something tasteless.

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u/Novel-Organization63 Nov 24 '24

Well you can and did.

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u/stardustdream3am Nov 24 '24

Like proudly ticking off the "You might be a redneck if..." check boxes while projecting "Here's your sign" at everyone else.

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u/Andvare Nov 24 '24

If your car has a Trump sticker on it...
You might be a racist.

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u/Mord4k Nov 24 '24

I thought I was hallucinating when I saw it at first

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u/AggravatingPermit910 Nov 24 '24

All the dumbest people in the country are convinced they’re geniuses

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u/sparkydaman Nov 26 '24

Why is it always the fucked up trailer or the shitty car that has Trump support? Why do I feel like there’s a cognitive declined factor there?

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u/DumTheGreatish Nov 28 '24

As a Mustang owner, I want their craptima to die in a fire.