r/PublicFreakout • u/SpriteSilver6 • Oct 01 '24

🌎 World Events Missile impacts in Israel

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u/Skyzfallin Oct 01 '24

Let presidential elections be decided like this!

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u/runrein10 Oct 01 '24

This is how we end up with president Camacho.

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u/RearviewSpy Oct 01 '24

Our politics has already entered the WWE era, might as well toss the bastards a folding chair or two.

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u/runrein10 Oct 01 '24

We should have known when crocs took off.

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u/mistakemaker3000 Oct 01 '24

Tbf Mike Judge knew. Based on everything he's made, I'm pretty sure he's just a time travelling Observer.

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u/Dabearzs Oct 02 '24

Not really just a observer if you make a whole ass movie on the future. emphasis on "Ass" movie

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u/mistakemaker3000 Oct 02 '24

I'm talking an Observer from the show Fringe

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u/ryanr_intl Oct 02 '24

A hardcore rules cage match

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u/RagingNoper Oct 02 '24

President Camacho saved his nation by listening to the experts and building policy off that.

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u/GordoBlue Oct 02 '24

Mountain Dew sponsorship is a must!

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u/Poopiepants29 Oct 01 '24

Shit.. Shits fucked up..

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u/HowAreWeNotInvited Oct 02 '24

Jon Jones might still have a term in him.

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u/sachielnagisa Oct 02 '24

Please address him by his full name Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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u/cyanideluvskush Oct 01 '24

men would win each time!

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u/feltusen Oct 01 '24

Fairly certain kamela would beat Trump. Just jog around and he cant breathe anymore

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u/cyanideluvskush Oct 01 '24

doubt it he'd slam her by the p***y

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u/ShoddyTerm4385 Oct 01 '24

I thought this was funny

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u/feltusen Oct 01 '24

He would lose. Guy cant finish a walk without taking a breather

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u/Archercrash Oct 01 '24

Motherfucker can't even drink a glass of water without using two hands. Kamala would kick his ass.

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u/JackCooper_7274 Oct 01 '24

Is that much different than our current elections?

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u/asillynert Oct 01 '24

Nah current US 80yr old with dementia she could bring up sharks. And he would go on 20 minute rant about shark battery's providing her with ample opportunity to brain him over back of head.

That or drag it out jog ahead of him while he is winded. Once his heart meds from 60yrs of non stop big macs and being overweight start wearing off. And his blood sugar drops from lack of coke cola he would probrably kill over with minimal prodding.

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u/12altoids34 Oct 01 '24

Trump is 78 years old, needs two hands to drink a glass of water and needs help to walk down a ramp. Ronda Rousey could be our next president.

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u/Ok-Loss2254 Oct 02 '24

That would make it a bit more interesting. Plus wagers can be put in. Kinda makes me feel in America the parties would be forced to get younger people rather then the ancient crones the keep trying to force on us.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Oct 01 '24

I rather not have it decide our elections.

But if it's just for charity or any other reason?

Then I don't know how much I'd pay to watch Trump go into the Octagon with Walz or Kamala. Minimum 5figs if I'm paying for tickets. Heck, I'd pay 5figs to fight Trump myself if that was what Trump wants.