r/PublicFreakout • u/SpriteSilver6 • Oct 01 '24

🌎 World Events Missile impacts in Israel

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u/no_anesthesia_please Oct 01 '24

THUNDER DOME

Two leaders enter; one leader leaves

I could get behind something like that

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u/tinglep Oct 01 '24

MasterBlaster runs BarterTown!!!

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u/GentlmanSkeleton Oct 01 '24

Say louder! So all can hear!

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u/greevous00 Oct 01 '24

Lift embargo.

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u/Skyzfallin Oct 01 '24

Let presidential elections be decided like this!

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u/runrein10 Oct 01 '24

This is how we end up with president Camacho.

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u/RearviewSpy Oct 01 '24

Our politics has already entered the WWE era, might as well toss the bastards a folding chair or two.

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u/runrein10 Oct 01 '24

We should have known when crocs took off.

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u/mistakemaker3000 Oct 01 '24

Tbf Mike Judge knew. Based on everything he's made, I'm pretty sure he's just a time travelling Observer.

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u/Dabearzs Oct 02 '24

Not really just a observer if you make a whole ass movie on the future. emphasis on "Ass" movie

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u/mistakemaker3000 Oct 02 '24

I'm talking an Observer from the show Fringe

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u/ryanr_intl Oct 02 '24

A hardcore rules cage match

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u/RagingNoper Oct 02 '24

President Camacho saved his nation by listening to the experts and building policy off that.

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u/GordoBlue Oct 02 '24

Mountain Dew sponsorship is a must!

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u/Poopiepants29 Oct 01 '24

Shit.. Shits fucked up..

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u/HowAreWeNotInvited Oct 02 '24

Jon Jones might still have a term in him.

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u/sachielnagisa Oct 02 '24

Please address him by his full name Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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u/cyanideluvskush Oct 01 '24

men would win each time!

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u/feltusen Oct 01 '24

Fairly certain kamela would beat Trump. Just jog around and he cant breathe anymore

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u/cyanideluvskush Oct 01 '24

doubt it he'd slam her by the p***y

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u/ShoddyTerm4385 Oct 01 '24

I thought this was funny

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u/feltusen Oct 01 '24

He would lose. Guy cant finish a walk without taking a breather

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u/Archercrash Oct 01 '24

Motherfucker can't even drink a glass of water without using two hands. Kamala would kick his ass.

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u/JackCooper_7274 Oct 01 '24

Is that much different than our current elections?

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u/asillynert Oct 01 '24

Nah current US 80yr old with dementia she could bring up sharks. And he would go on 20 minute rant about shark battery's providing her with ample opportunity to brain him over back of head.

That or drag it out jog ahead of him while he is winded. Once his heart meds from 60yrs of non stop big macs and being overweight start wearing off. And his blood sugar drops from lack of coke cola he would probrably kill over with minimal prodding.

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u/12altoids34 Oct 01 '24

Trump is 78 years old, needs two hands to drink a glass of water and needs help to walk down a ramp. Ronda Rousey could be our next president.

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u/Ok-Loss2254 Oct 02 '24

That would make it a bit more interesting. Plus wagers can be put in. Kinda makes me feel in America the parties would be forced to get younger people rather then the ancient crones the keep trying to force on us.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Oct 01 '24

I rather not have it decide our elections.

But if it's just for charity or any other reason?

Then I don't know how much I'd pay to watch Trump go into the Octagon with Walz or Kamala. Minimum 5figs if I'm paying for tickets. Heck, I'd pay 5figs to fight Trump myself if that was what Trump wants.

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u/DarkQuasar Oct 01 '24

Real life president Camacho incoming!

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u/letsgetcool Oct 01 '24

THUNDER DOME

probably works better than iron dome lol

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u/Trandoshan-Tickler Oct 01 '24

When two tribes go to war A point is all that you can score

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u/CuriousCryptid444 Oct 01 '24

I believe this used to be a thing. At least it was in the movie Troy. Let’s send Brad Pitt to fight on behalf of America

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u/gimmethelulz Oct 01 '24

Hell I'd pay to watch that.

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u/Imn0tg0d Oct 01 '24

Celebrity death match!

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u/Bumbahkah Oct 01 '24

Is that gonna on pay per view?

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u/lod254 Oct 01 '24

Finally we'll have President Camacho.

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u/DBAC_Rex Oct 01 '24

And then don’t let them leave anyway ifyaknowwhatamesnandithinkyoudo

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u/SlamKrank Oct 01 '24

Do you want President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho? Because that's how you get President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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u/pxanderbear Oct 01 '24

Would love a celebrity death match reboot with the past few presidential candidates

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u/Umutuku Oct 02 '24

Two leaders who want everyone else to die for their own personal gain enter.

One leader survives and has to stay in the dome waiting for the next one who thinks everyone else should die for their own personal gain.

Like a reverse Hunger Games. You identify the ones trying to gorge themselves on everyone else's food and drop them into the battle-royale hole.

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u/Glittering_Hawk3143 Oct 02 '24

That's how you get President Camacho.

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u/Iminurcomputer Oct 02 '24

Aaaanndd your whole country is now owned by that country that hates you because your guy had a weak ankle in the first round.

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u/issomewhatrelevant Oct 02 '24

I want a Black Panther leader imitation ceremony in real life. WAKANDA FOREVER.

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u/Keanugrieves16 Oct 02 '24

Been saying it for years.

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u/magic6op Oct 02 '24

Imagine this as our future leader 🥲

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u/Donkey__Balls Oct 02 '24

Oh come on…can’t we just get beyond Thunderdome?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Putinator vs Kim Jongernaught

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u/Cheekie169 Oct 02 '24

I mean....could we do more robot wars style....where nooses even guaranteed to leave?

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u/captain_douch Oct 02 '24

President Kamacho will reign the world…..

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u/EducationalUnit9614 Oct 02 '24

Bust a deal, face the wheel!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

no no then we would just be led by the biggest dude in the room. rather have some6thing else than muscles decide the elections but for these situations maybe

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u/ralfvi Oct 02 '24

If only the massess have brainpower. Wars almost always is about the ruling class making their mark and expanding their ruled over new territory. And currently the western pack has no real contender to stop their onslaught. Btw war in the m.e has started long before this and this is 2/3 nearing its final chapters. I seriously dont think iran or any group has enough capability to stop them. Its not really israels war but western European war in the M.E.

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u/Scared_Cricket3265 Oct 03 '24

Someone call Tina Turner!

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u/uplandsrep Oct 03 '24

and when the leader who wins steps out, he gets to walk a regular citizen, you did your duty, bye bye.