r/PublicFreakout • u/SpriteSilver6 • Oct 01 '24

🌎 World Events Missile impacts in Israel

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u/Butthole_Please Oct 01 '24

Your bad guy is way worse though

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u/navi_brink Oct 01 '24

Nuh uh! Your bad guy is worse than my bad guy and my bad guy will beat your bad guy up!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

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u/navi_brink Oct 01 '24

That…is a bad guy. 😭

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u/MrSoapbox Oct 01 '24

My bad guy went out for milk and cigarettes, he should be back in fifteen minutes. He’s a bit late though

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u/Barnshart3 Oct 01 '24

Pretty sure you won. War over.

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u/AlexLambertMusic Oct 01 '24

Bad guy mom is a saint! Do you understand me?

Bad guy mom is. a. saint.

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u/navi_brink Oct 01 '24

So the bad guy is Wes Mantooth? DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!

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u/ODST05 Oct 02 '24

No touching of the hair or face though, that goes without saying

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u/navi_brink Oct 02 '24

And that’s it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

My bad guy will fuck your bad guy…

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u/BFmayoo Oct 01 '24

Woah woah WOAH! That's gone too far, your bad guy should be ashamed.

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u/draculasbitch Oct 01 '24

Biden’s mom has been in the ground a long time so after Putin fucked her there wasn’t a good number to call her back.

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u/burncat69 Oct 03 '24

Well my bad guy fucked your bad guy.

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u/Swysp Oct 01 '24

Speaking of bad guys don’t look up what Jon Hamm did in his college fraternity that required him to change schools

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u/navi_brink Oct 01 '24

Awww, man! I immediately looked it up and now my GIF is all gross.

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u/hipsterdipsterdoo Oct 01 '24

I'll have my bad guy beat up your bad guy for talking bad about that other bad guy that is doing bad things to that other bad guy because I'm not a bad guy!

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u/Cartman4wesome Oct 02 '24

Reminds me of Carlin

You believe in god? “No” BANG! dead

You believe in god? “Yes” you believe in my god? “No” BANG dead

My god has a bigger dick than your god

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u/emilianokolf Oct 01 '24

and war corporations need to pay their bills

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u/MuckBulligan Oct 01 '24

I have no bad guy. Best I can do is a bald guy.