r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/yunabug1988 • Jul 18 '22

✨Floofy Orange ✨ Alice, 13 years old, maybe one braincell.

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6.2k Upvotes

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u/AlphaLionX 🍊Main Mod 🍊 Jul 19 '22

Alice is a very ✨distinguished cat✨

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u/LittleFeltSpock Jul 18 '22

But so pretty!!

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u/yunabug1988 Jul 18 '22

Thank you! She’s my gorgeous cuddle bug and I love her a lot.

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u/fukitol- Jul 19 '22

She put all her points into CHA, INT was her dump stat.

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u/TheRealLordEnoch Jul 18 '22

She's so pretty.

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u/yunabug1988 Jul 18 '22

Thank you! I’ve always told her she should be on cat food bags. Lol

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u/TheRealLordEnoch Jul 18 '22

She should be. Most cats are pretty, but Alice is like, actually picturesque in this picture.

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u/Gullible-Contest181 Jul 18 '22

I wish I had the skills to photoshop a top hat and monocle on the first pic. What a dignified girl.

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u/AlphaLionX 🍊Main Mod 🍊 Jul 19 '22

I gotchu! Alice is a very ✨distinguished cat✨

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u/MarsScully Jul 19 '22

Great mod

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u/AlphaLionX 🍊Main Mod 🍊 Jul 19 '22

Lol. Thanks!

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u/Gullible-Contest181 Jul 19 '22

Perfect! She was born to wear a monocle.

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u/Paulus_1 Jul 19 '22

Take my (free) award for this great photoshop.

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u/Souled_Out Jul 18 '22

It appears Alice may be utilizing her brain cell to spot r/Greebles

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u/Morgycola Jul 19 '22

Just when I think there aren't anymore cat subs that I've seen. Thank you!

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u/saltpeter_grapeshot Jul 18 '22

it's better to be good-looking than smart.

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u/Admiral_Andovar Jul 18 '22

She should be on r/supermodelcats!

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u/yunabug1988 Jul 18 '22

Oooooo! I’ll have to have a photo shoot with her tomorrow 😍😍

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u/Admiral_Andovar Jul 19 '22

I’ll be looking for her turn down the catwalk.

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u/LerchAddams Jul 18 '22

Gorgeous kitty!

"maybe one braincell."

Daring of you to assume that.

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u/NeabaNeb Jul 18 '22

Looks so dignified

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u/Botanicalis Jul 18 '22

I love her. Thank you for sharing her with us.

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u/yunabug1988 Jul 18 '22

She loves you too! She loves people so much sometimes she drools on them. Lol

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u/_dead_and_broken Jul 19 '22

I love drooly cats! I used to have an old tuxedo that drooled every time he made biscuits and purred. Man, I miss that baby.

Also, your Alice is perfect for r/Supermodelcats!

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 19 '22

We had a tortie back in the day that liked to be zipped up inside your coat with you when you went on winter walks. She’d wrap her paws around you like a koala bear on a tree and would proceed to drool all over your shirt with joy and enthusiasm.

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u/arhombus Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 19 '22

Never met a stranger in her life?

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u/and1984 Jul 19 '22

She's gorgeous. May she have another decade or more of good health and a happy life.

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u/yunabug1988 Jul 19 '22

Thank you for the blessing 💖💖

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u/Clerstory Jul 18 '22

She looks like an illustration out of Alice in Wonderland!

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u/RebaKitten Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 19 '22

What a beauty!

I love her two little spots on her face. ❤️😺

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u/TherronKeen Jul 18 '22

Okay I'm sorry to tell you this, but your cat's new name is Dave and he's a stoner who listens to Nirvana when his friends are over, but Avril Lavigne when he's alone.

Don't ask why, that's just the vibe I get from this pic lol

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u/yunabug1988 Jul 18 '22

What’s funny is when I adopted her as a kitten, there was one other lady in the kitten room that passed her up because “she looks like a boy cat”. What a weird reason to pass up a kitten! She’s been my snuggle bug ever since!

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u/TherronKeen Jul 18 '22

well memes aside, she looks like an absolute sweetheart!

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u/superunsubtle Jul 19 '22

Most orange cats are male! I always figured some of the genes for coat color are sex-linked.

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u/RedHeadRaccoon13 Jul 19 '22

76% Male, 24-26% Female

You're correct. The gene for sex is on the same allele as for Red colored kitties.

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u/icangetyouatoedude Jul 19 '22

Dave's not here man

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u/PeaceNo4929 Jul 19 '22

She’s so pretty she doesn’t need any brain cells!

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u/UnlikelyUnknown Jul 19 '22

When you’re that beautiful, you don’t have to be smart. I think she has 3/4 of a brain cell.

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u/NotInFrontofMyPizza Jul 18 '22

Pretty old orange lady

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u/Ok_Bus8654 Jul 19 '22

Awww she is gorgeous 😍

I love her ❤️

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u/karthonic Jul 19 '22

She looks good for her age! I hope many years still with her! 💜

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u/stinkspiritt Jul 19 '22

Who needs a brain cell when you’ve got model looks

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u/Apprehensive-Ad5416 Jul 19 '22

She looks like she belongs in the upper echelons of society

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u/rottingoranges Jul 18 '22

Theres definitely nothing behind those eyes but I love her

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u/HaydenScramble Jul 19 '22

She is STUNNING✨

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u/RepublicAlive3525 Jul 19 '22

Looks like a rockstar at a piano🤘🏻🤘🏻 Channeling her inner Elton 😻 One babe of a cat 🧡

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u/ianwuk Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 19 '22

Alice looks lovely!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

That cat could be a model!

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u/Irrelevantzombiefood Jul 19 '22

She is precious 😍. She looks like she came out of a Miyazaki.

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u/HereTodayIGuess Jul 19 '22

What a distinguished gentlelady. Look at the way she is standing, yes very distinguished, uh hmm I see I see.

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u/HairyPotatoKat Jul 19 '22

She looks like she's performing a piano concerto 🥹

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u/PJAJL Jul 19 '22

What a gorgeous little face! She looks very inquisitive!

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u/MascaraHoarder Jul 19 '22

she’s so pretty,such a great face.

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u/system0101 Jul 19 '22

Just let all your love and praise echo through her head, she deserves it

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u/PTgoBoom1 Jul 19 '22

No, no, no. She is very smart, I can tell. 😊

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Hers reachin for another brain cell half

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u/giocondasmiles Jul 19 '22

She makes for it in fluffy beauty.

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u/GreenProfanitea Jul 19 '22

the little nose spots are way too cute!

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u/Lady-Noveldragon Jul 19 '22

I love the little spots on her r/peanutwhiskers. So beautiful!

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u/mr_woodles123 Jul 19 '22

That is one distinctive, beautiful feline.

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u/lolascrowsfeet Jul 19 '22

This is one of the cutest cats I think I’ve ever seen. I think she looks smart honestly, her eyes look determined and not vacant like some of cats here lol

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u/yunabug1988 Jul 19 '22

Thank you! She is smart, but stubborn. Lol

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 19 '22

Our now-departed orange tabby girl was a sweet squishy mixture of smarts, obtuseness, chaotic affection, and huge purrs. RIP, Peaches.

Give your baby a kiss from me!

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u/yunabug1988 Jul 19 '22

I surely will! Thank you for sharing about your girl! Alice actually lost her brother a week ago, so she will appreciate the kisses.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 19 '22

Aw :( I’m sorry for you and Alice…

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u/Minimalgoth Jul 19 '22

Those furry kitty pits and belly. So dang cute.

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u/huskydannnn Jul 19 '22

“braincell come back!”

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u/souperstition Jul 19 '22

Omfg Alice is precious ❤️

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u/EffectiveSalamander Jul 18 '22

Alice wants to talk to the manager.

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u/Flaky_Sandwich9353 Jul 19 '22

If i may say something... She looks like she's playing an intense interpretive jazz solo... May I please have your permission do make a photoshopped photo of her?

Edit: of course, I would send it to you first....

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u/yunabug1988 Jul 19 '22

Please, feel free! Excited to see what you make!

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u/Flaky_Sandwich9353 Jul 19 '22

Sweet. You'll have it by the end of the weej

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u/RedHeadRaccoon13 Jul 19 '22

Pretty sure that some of the rest of us would like to see it as well.

Please?

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u/_9-brushfiend Jul 19 '22

Alice wants to be the manager!!

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u/RedHeadRaccoon13 Jul 19 '22

She is the manager.

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u/i_broke_wahoos_leg Jul 19 '22

Sweetheart ☺️

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u/extra-King Jul 19 '22

She looks like she has been hogging all the brain cells.

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Jul 19 '22

Pretty lady right there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

she's so flooofy

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Pretty pretty pretty! And she looks so wise too.

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u/aksnowraven Jul 19 '22

Raising her paw for her turn.

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u/Yavanna80 Jul 19 '22

Such a beautiful lady 😍😍

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u/sevensantana7 Jul 19 '22

I am going to go on a limb and say 3 braincells. Cuz so pretty and demure.

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u/Yonbuu Jul 19 '22

She is a beauty.

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u/Maleficent_Depth_517 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 19 '22

I never knew love until now 😍

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u/PresentationNext6469 Jul 19 '22

Female Ginger owner here. I believe it’s that 20% gender assembly which may also affect the one brain cell ratio. I have similar issues myself as I am blonde.

Although exceptional in understanding and obeying verbal sentences and directions when garaged. I don’t have her owner’s manual but she was given the extra Hemingway paws which adds the cute factor but more nail clips with hissing. Sometimes see the rim specialist for that. She still drives well in the outdoors meandering in 1st gear and playing around curves but weather sensitive. The Pitt Stop / Rest areas ate INDOOR litter box and feature a loud growl if you see her but it’s a surprise addition. Cat.

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u/mrsweezydc Jul 19 '22

my dog oscar's the same age

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u/sorrynotsorry7 Jul 19 '22

I love Alice

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u/DoesItComeWithFries Jul 19 '22

Is it her real fur or is she wearing fur extensions?! (Typical cat envy)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Beautiful one cell

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u/lajoswinkler Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 19 '22

Put it on r/AccidentalRenaissance.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 19 '22

I want to tickle that fluffy armpit!

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u/OhMyGlorb Jul 19 '22

I LOVE HER!

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u/CapitainebbChat Jul 19 '22

Accurate description

source : my name is Alice

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u/Gansaru87 Jul 19 '22

She looks like she secretly has two brain cells and just rubs them together really fast.

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u/BigTittyGoat Jul 19 '22

I love your PlayStation pants! (And cat)

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u/eating-lemons Jul 19 '22

She’s gorgeous❤️

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u/InventedStrawberries Jul 19 '22

It doesn’t matter if she only has one brain cell, she’s beautiful so all other sins can be forgotten especially when one is so fluffy and cute xx

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u/cannonball_510 Jul 19 '22

Alice. Is. PRECIOUS!!!!

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u/Astrofan76 Jul 19 '22

Alice got that good hair

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u/StatisticianSome1141 Jul 20 '22

I think she's looking at Superman flying in the sky. Prepare for an offer from marvel comics.

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u/Zoroark_master Jul 20 '22

Looks like she’s going to drop the sickest beat

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u/Excadream Jul 26 '22

My girlfriend and I are arguing over whether she looks more like a composer or a conductor

Beautiful girl ❤

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u/Hoardelia Jul 30 '22

😍🥰😘

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u/honeydaydreams_ Aug 04 '22

Absolutely stunning 😍

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u/yunabug1988 Aug 04 '22

Thank you!!! I love her a lot! She’s my little supermodel. 😍😍