r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Lemon_head_guy • 1d ago

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ This is Turd. Turd is Loud. He tries to talk.

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u/ArtSpawner Orange Artist 🍊 1d ago

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u/UK2003 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

Is it really worth it?

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u/gwaydms Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

Candy cane tail!

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u/Occams_Razor42 19h ago

Oooh. Onna those fancy flavored ones!

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u/Vysair 20h ago

I love this

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u/gwaydms Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

I love him! And BOY does he like to talk.

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u/Lemon_head_guy 1d ago

Oh all the time. He’s very expressive too, I can almost understand him sometimes, he has a different sound for everything lol

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u/gwaydms Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

He really is. It's like a conversation.

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u/maroongolf_blacksaab 21h ago

We need more videos of Turd talking!

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

If I was ever named Turd, I sure as heck would talk and whine a shit ton too

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u/Lemon_head_guy 17h ago

Tbf his whole name is Turd Ferguson, it’s an OG SNL reference

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u/Occams_Razor42 19h ago

Better than orange shart-bert at least?

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u/BenCJ 1d ago

I think Turd wants to go through that door

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u/Lemon_head_guy 1d ago

Turd isn’t allowed through the door. Turd wouldn’t survive 5 minutes outside that door xD

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u/GarageQueen 23h ago

"But....I really really REALLY want to go through that door!" - Turd, definitely.

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u/Sea-Baby-2318 11h ago

I came here to say that too

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u/Bunnnnii 21h ago edited 19h ago

The way my cat jumped out of her box and stared in the direction of my phone tells me that Turd is in fact talking. My Yaya never ever reacts to cat videos and stuff. So he is obviously making very valid points too!

Also, r/catswhoconverse

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u/Trappedbirdcage Orange connoisseur 🍊 20h ago

r/catswhoyell too!

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u/Lemon_head_guy 11h ago

I cross posted there, only responses I’ve gotten are people butthurt at the name :(

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u/the_storm_eye 15h ago

Same! My fluffy boy looked offended by that!

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u/Just_Illustrator6906 1d ago

First time seing an orange turd😆😆

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 1d ago

OP, cut off the fanta consumption!

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u/It_visits_at_night 22h ago

I know one who's about to take their oath of office on Jan 20.

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u/Just_Illustrator6906 22h ago

Nooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/City_Stomper 15h ago

That orange turd is a fake, he's painted like the cat in Meet The Parents. He's really a pasty white turd

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u/OzTralia02 23h ago

Not mine 😭

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u/Champagne_of_piss 1d ago

Haha what a good boy

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u/Tooligan13853 1d ago

So I’m guessing that one brain cell is used exclusively for talking?

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u/PerchPaint 1d ago

That's a cute turd!

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u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

What a sweet little guy 🥹🧡

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u/TeethBreak 23h ago

My orange menace only sings when he wants to poop. Loudly. All over the house. He has to announce it.

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u/Lemon_head_guy 17h ago

Turd announces after he poops

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u/Shamsy92 21h ago

He turned into a fuckin Yoshi at the end

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u/Fishby 1d ago

This just woke my ginger from her sleep

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u/CDubs_94 1d ago

I'd talk to if someone named me Turd!

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u/Emergency-End-4439 1d ago

Hahaha what a turd. He’s got a great name and I love him.

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u/International-Dish37 1d ago

What a Turd! I mean that positively, negatively AND neutrally thenkyew

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u/ThreeLivesInOne Proud owner of an orange brain cell 23h ago

What do you mean, he "tries to talk"? He talks loud and clear. It's not his fault that you're not listening.

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u/Beretta116 22h ago

If you get a second ginger cat, you can name it Nugget. Together, they will be Turd Nugget.

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u/Zengjia 1d ago

But here’s the yapper.

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u/DeirdreBarstool 21h ago

When I get a cat I am stealing this name.  I love Turd. 

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u/JackOfAllMemes 6h ago

I wish I'd named my cat Turd

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u/bigassdinosaur 20h ago edited 20h ago

Tell Turd I love him. Is his full name Turd Ferguson?

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u/cero1399 16h ago

I usually don't like loud Turds, but this one is an exception.

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u/MiKapo 20h ago

he is quite the singer

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u/gosutoneko 11h ago

Chatty little man! He almost sounds like a bird.

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u/Lemon_head_guy 11h ago

He’s been around for years and we still hear him make new sounds lol

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u/mfbrucee 9h ago

Tries?

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u/LeveragedPittsburgh 11h ago

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u/Lemon_head_guy 11h ago

That is, in fact, his full name

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u/_aimynona_ 1h ago

What is behind the door on the right? Let him innnnnnnn 💔

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 9h ago

You're talking shit, Turd, cut the crap.