r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Sirenskye • 14d ago
✨️Majestic orange ✨️ All I could hear during this indecency was *SCHLORP SCHLOOOOORP*
No shame, no brain. Delightful.
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u/lunietun3s 14d ago
Those peets sure are sticking out
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u/Brunette3030 14d ago
I had an orange that invariably began this process 2 seconds after a guest commented upon his regal dignity and beauty.
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u/asleepattheworld 14d ago
I hate that sound with a passion. Hate. It. The only time I have ever successfully trained a cat to do anything was to leave the room if they were going to groom.
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u/Catflappy 14d ago
Twin?? It doesn’t bother anyone else in the house and the joke is that our kitty seeks me out to bathe in my presence.
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u/HavocPenguin 14d ago
The best thing is when they dig deep and come up with the open mouth stank face. Yup, that’s alllll you buddy
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u/theGimpboy 14d ago
Whenever our cats do this I just go "oooooh! It's butthole cleaning time!" then they continue for longer than I think is necessary just to spite me.
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u/Dull-Ad-1258 14d ago
Oh gawd, funniest thread all day. Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes and am coughing from not breathing right
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u/missilefire 14d ago
My fluffy orange thinks bed time is the perfect time to have a really good thorough groom. So he’s at the end of the bed slurping away and making those weird grumbly sounds when he gnaws his fur
(This is TomTom)
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u/tbear264 14d ago
My dog and one of my cats also think bedtime is bath time. The noises are so gross.
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u/Hoosier_Farmer_ 14d ago
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u/Visible-Comment-8449 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 14d ago
What did I just watch?!
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u/Hoosier_Farmer_ 14d ago
Auntie Angel's demonstration of the grapefruit technique sounds like nothing humanity has ever produced. It's like the inside of a jet engine mixed with one of those instruments a dentist uses when they're cleaning your teeth. It's like an OrangeCat Schloorping hisself at 2am on the bed.
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u/Visible-Comment-8449 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 10d ago
A fellow orage braincell enthusiast, I see?
It was nothing that humanity should have produced! A prime example of, just because we can doesn't mean we should.
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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14d ago
...and that's the story of how I got kicked out of Target
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u/Cutekatfeet2006 14d ago
You just caught him practicing his stripper pole moves; bow-chicka-bow-wow
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u/IllustratorMurky2725 14d ago
His posting on only cats. Hope he doesn’t use it for his dating profile
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u/ColdSmashedPotatoes4 Orange connoisseur 🍊 14d ago
They really hate it when you slurp back at them, making fun of their slurping. Or at least mine do
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u/Dense-Employment9930 Orange connoisseur 🍊 14d ago
My cat is a bit of a chonker and also has some joint issues, so she simply can't reach her butt to do any cleaning..
Which leaves that task to me,,, but weirdly as soon as i'm brushing or cleaning that area, she starts going nuts with schlorp schlooooorp noises anyway.
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u/NoStrawberry3932 14d ago
We call it the "old man eating chili" noise, our white floof that we joke is so orange he forgot to be orange does this at the worst possible times.
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u/Doomncandy 14d ago
Ah yes, the late night cleaning party. Both cats decide to lick away around two am.
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u/iniayashi 14d ago
You have just turned me off from wanting a cat.
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u/Sirenskye 14d ago
Every single schlorp is worth it
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u/iniayashi 14d ago
I hope one of you is routinely washed with soap and water — for both your sakes.
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u/Sirenskye 14d ago
They’re self cleaning for the most part. Bath time is only for when I want to bleed.
I tried the schlorp thing for myself and decided showering was much better.
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u/armchairwarrior42069 14d ago
It's the worst at night.
In bed, .3 seconds from sweet slumber taking me and then from somewhere in the dark sluuuuuuurrrrp *sluuuuuuuuurp.
Your eyes shoot open, "what the heck is that?". Then you realize what it is and are mildly grossed out. Sleep has been delayed. Now you're lying awake listening until it's over.