r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Brandoooooooooooon • Apr 26 '24
It's not their turn with the 🅱️rain cell 🍊 I got one
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u/broooooooce Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 26 '24
:o
Is kitty trap!!
I must have schematics!
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
We didn't even understand how she managed to do this
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u/broooooooce Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 26 '24
One orange brain cell?
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
Very relevant answer
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u/dathar Apr 26 '24
People openly post schematics and complete traps over r/thecattrapisworking
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u/JemimaAslana Apr 26 '24
Another one!
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u/CynicalAltruist Apr 26 '24
I think you mean r/anothercatsub. Unless you mean r/yetanothercatsub.
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u/Huttser17 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 27 '24
I'm rather surprised to find r/thelastcatsub hasn't yet been founded.
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u/Lizzie0161 Apr 26 '24
Please be sure to sort the hanging cords - too many stories of children and animals getting caught in them and being strangled. Sounds extreme but it happens!!
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u/Disneyhorse Apr 26 '24
I’ve known a couple of cats that were strangled to death on these cords. OP is lucky they aren’t posting about a tragic death. Hopefully others can learn from this cute orange kitty who only lost one of its nine lives!
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u/69Ghostface69 Apr 26 '24
They can also hang themselfs at those windows that can flip vertically (mostly here in europe I think). I lost a kitten that way…
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u/IEESEMAN_ Apr 26 '24
Jokes aside that can be dangerous for the cat it will cut off blood flow if she cant free herself, make sure that doesnt happen when youre not home
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u/DragonheadHabaneko Apr 26 '24
Absolutely. It's time to tie up those cords or switch them with the now standard cordless variety.
One of my cats got stuck this way after I left home for work. Thank goodness I forgot something and came back 5 minutes later or else she would have died.
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u/jennlody Apr 26 '24
I work at a vet, getting a call from a distraught owner that she came home to her kitten hanging from his neck on the cords to the blinds and isn't breathing will always stay with me.
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u/wait_ichangedmymind Apr 26 '24
I have known 2 different friends who have lost cats in that way. It’s tragic and preventable. This image isn’t cute, but it should be a PSA.
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
No worries, the owner directly went to help as she heard a sound, the picture was taken by the little sister in these few seconds :)
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u/Nihil_esque Apr 26 '24
Still probably best to replace the cords, assuming the owner occasionally leaves her house.
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u/Mulsanne Apr 26 '24
make sure that doesnt happen when youre not home
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No worries, the owner directly went to help as she heard a sound,
Yeah, you should read that comment again before you glibly talk about there being no worries from a picture that literally contains a reason to worry
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
Something you didn't understand maybe ? As I tried to tell multiple times under here, don't worry, cause we do, and take care of the dangers. Sorry to share a funny moment.
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u/NolanSyKinsley Apr 26 '24
In California you can't even find blinds with pull strings like that anymore, they are all self adjusting so you just grab the bottom and move it to the level you want and it just stays there.
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u/Spybot64 Apr 26 '24
While it might look funny, cats can literally hang themselves on loose cords like these. Should be secured/taped when not in use.
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u/ButterflyCrescent Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 26 '24
HOW? Orange cats always defy physics.
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u/G0lia7h Apr 27 '24
Schrödingers cat was not a theoretical experiment - he actually had a cat and Schrödinger became an excellent physicist by observing his cat behaving weirdly over the day.
Cats are born physicists
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u/carrotwhirl Apr 26 '24
I don't know why but the name that immediately came to mind was Gary lol
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
She's Artemis. I get it tho.
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u/apic0mplexa Apr 26 '24
That's even better. Just imagine the goddess of the hunt clumsily hanging in there, awaiting rescue from her servants.
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
Hahahaha I've actually never thought about it this way and that's way better
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u/whifflingwhiffle Apr 26 '24
Honestly, that looks painful. As many others have said, please secure the cords so the cat can’t hurt himself or worse in the future.
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u/FeliusSeptimus Apr 26 '24
Closed loops on blinds are very dangerous for cats since they can get tangled and strangled.
My cats are aware of this and helpfully chew all the cords off in order to promote a cat-safe environment.
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u/CharmedWoo Apr 26 '24
Am I the only one that would run to help asap so he doesn't hurt himself (furter)? It won't cross my mind for a second to stop and take a picture.
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u/Ryugi Apr 27 '24
please move that thread or whatever so that way the cat can't get around it.
One of mine throttled herself - it got stuck around her neck and she spun a little in panic.
Thankfully I managed to get her free and she was ok after... But still. What if next time your orange gets stuck at the neck instead? :(
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u/Dizzynic Apr 26 '24
I never understand how some people feel the picture is more important than their cat‘s health and safety. Ffs, help your cats!
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
I'm not defending myself any more, she's been like this for like 10 seconds
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u/KAODEATH Apr 26 '24 edited Apr 26 '24
Nothing to defend. You said the picture was taken by a bystander but if you've been around cats, you know that situation could have worsened to an unrecoverable point in less than a second.
Think you could untangle them? Not if they panic and bind it around themselves. Think you could simply break/cut it if worse comes to worst? Not if they're struggling/running away or it's too tight against their body. What if the cat got itself free but injured itself in the process, ex: the shifting weight pulled an/the object down on it.
Situations like these are not the time for pictures and pictures like these are not defendable. When a dependant is at such a risk, all hands are needed even if that means being idle (but still free) while calming the subject.
Edit: To make it even more gross, when advice is given to eliminate the hazard, OP chooses to respond to other joke comments instead. Imagine if this were a child in the picture taking keys for a joyride and the parent posts this while downplaying the severity and not acknowledging they should move the damn keys. This little cat probably has a happy loving life but you need to be more responsible. Too many know the other ending to this story and to bring it up with such levity is disgusting.
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
The problem is just the multiplicity of people thinking they know better than concerned folks. The hazard is known, and has been taken care of, and I think it is obvious that everybody should NOT start with the statement that owners are irresponsible. The most pragmatic conclusion is that the picture's situation is a one-time event and not the norm. I'm not even the owner of the cat, I was one of the bystanders looking at her owner taking care of her as soon as we heard the curtain's noise and noticed she was tangled.
I answered the jokes mostly because the other moralizing comments are just blatantly annoying and you know that. We take care of Artemis and she's not in danger. Don't worry, we do.
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u/MisterD0ll Apr 26 '24
Why do they never mew for help? Every other cat mews for help oranges just hang in there until you intervene.
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u/Minimum_Cupcake Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 26 '24
And here I thought the r/orangeladies were luckier with the braincell…
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u/CrematedDogWalkers Apr 26 '24
Very calm kitty; my cat would be screaming bloody murder.
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
Has to be les painful that it looks like haha
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u/CrematedDogWalkers Apr 26 '24
My indie got stuck in a string once in s probably less painful way. Scared the shit out of me. Anyway, here's my cousins orange about 5 minutes ago.
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u/Adept-Vehicle3622 Apr 26 '24
New to the orange cat thing. Do they share one brain cell or does each cat get one?
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u/WeirdUncleTim Apr 27 '24
when I was in middle school my math teacher's cat got caught in the blind string and when she got home from work her cats leg was completely fucked and they amputated it
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u/warthog0869 Apr 26 '24
I want to catch an Orange rabbit!
What lure did you use to snare such an elusive prey?
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
She did it alone !!! Honestly no one in the house knows how
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u/warthog0869 Apr 26 '24
The picture is great! I love her face in the midst of her self-inflicted situation, lol.
"Why haven't you helped me yet?"
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u/DougieSenpai Apr 26 '24
“Are you going to help me Susan or are you just going to fucking stand there?”
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u/Zestyclose-Bid-8851 Apr 26 '24
Wow so funny, jokes gonna be on you if you stop being a such a bad pet owner. Fix the cords idiot
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u/The_silver_sparrow Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 26 '24
I was at first like “why?!” But then I remembered, orange
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u/-AliRaza- Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 26 '24
Look's like hooman did this to click the photo. It's clear by the look of his face that hooman did this to him
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
Surely I won't chase people not believing me, why would I just hurt a cat for internet points ?
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u/Background-Yak-4234 Apr 26 '24
Unfortunately, some people do. However I don’t think that happened in this case
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u/zenkitty99 Apr 26 '24
I'm sitting in pathology waiting to get a blood test, and this made me LOL so hard! I definitely got a few weird looks. 😂
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
You don't think she could do it herself ? Isn't it like the goal of this sub ?
She did it herself. No worries tho
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u/itsthejasper1123 Apr 26 '24
This is it.
This is my favorite post in the entirety of my history on this god forsaken website.
You’ve done it… thank you
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u/G0lia7h Apr 26 '24
Is that there what folks call "catfishing"?
Great pull you got there, OP.
A fine specimen!
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u/anotherorphan Apr 26 '24
stop torturing your cat you piece of shit
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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24
How about you use your one non-orange brain cell and ask questions before judging a situation you obviously know nothing about ?
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u/Almajanna256 Apr 26 '24
Your house looks depressing. That combination of thin blinds, stormtrooper vent, mustard wall, and pitch black sky looks like AI drew a sadness house.
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u/ketchup_chip_62 Apr 26 '24
And he looks like he blames you.