r/OneOrangeBraincell Apr 26 '24

It's not their turn with the 🅱️rain cell 🍊 I got one

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11.6k Upvotes

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u/ketchup_chip_62 Apr 26 '24

And he looks like he blames you.

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

This bitch was just waiting for someone to help her like we were in fault

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u/LostPlatipus Apr 26 '24

Weren't you really?

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

Definitely not. If you knew the cat, you'd know that even if I was that stupid I couldn't even do it because she would defend herself too quickly

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u/Healthy-Tie-7433 Apr 26 '24

But you‘re literally only existing to cater to her every need for every single second of your life. And you FAILED! At this points she should really consider giving you a pay cut. Humans these days… 😤

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u/MaximumCat4977 Apr 26 '24

"So I'm not a ballerina?"

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u/JamesClarkeMaxwell Apr 26 '24

Ah but that’s where you’re wrong. When there is a cat involved, the human is always at fault when any problem arises.

I don’t make the rules. 🤷‍♂️

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u/SDogo Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 26 '24

I'm pretty sure rule was made by a cat

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u/-AliRaza- Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 26 '24

Look's like hooman did this to click the photo

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u/Therestomanyofus Apr 26 '24

I told you cats don’t always land on their feet!

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u/broooooooce Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 26 '24

:o

Is kitty trap!!

I must have schematics!

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

We didn't even understand how she managed to do this

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u/broooooooce Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 26 '24

One orange brain cell?

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

Very relevant answer

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u/broooooooce Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 26 '24

Nice username btw :3

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

Definitely cooooool name too

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '24

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u/dathar Apr 26 '24

People openly post schematics and complete traps over r/thecattrapisworking

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u/JemimaAslana Apr 26 '24

Another one!

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u/CynicalAltruist Apr 26 '24

I think you mean r/anothercatsub. Unless you mean r/yetanothercatsub.

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u/Huttser17 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 27 '24

I'm rather surprised to find r/thelastcatsub hasn't yet been founded.

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u/Lizzie0161 Apr 26 '24

Please be sure to sort the hanging cords - too many stories of children and animals getting caught in them and being strangled. Sounds extreme but it happens!!

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u/Disneyhorse Apr 26 '24

I’ve known a couple of cats that were strangled to death on these cords. OP is lucky they aren’t posting about a tragic death. Hopefully others can learn from this cute orange kitty who only lost one of its nine lives!

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u/69Ghostface69 Apr 26 '24

They can also hang themselfs at those windows that can flip vertically (mostly here in europe I think). I lost a kitten that way…

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u/IEESEMAN_ Apr 26 '24

Jokes aside that can be dangerous for the cat it will cut off blood flow if she cant free herself, make sure that doesnt happen when youre not home

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u/DragonheadHabaneko Apr 26 '24

Absolutely. It's time to tie up those cords or switch them with the now standard cordless variety.

One of my cats got stuck this way after I left home for work. Thank goodness I forgot something and came back 5 minutes later or else she would have died.

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u/jennlody Apr 26 '24

I work at a vet, getting a call from a distraught owner that she came home to her kitten hanging from his neck on the cords to the blinds and isn't breathing will always stay with me.

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u/wait_ichangedmymind Apr 26 '24

I have known 2 different friends who have lost cats in that way. It’s tragic and preventable. This image isn’t cute, but it should be a PSA.

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u/vivi13579 Apr 26 '24

Yeah the cat my dad had as a teenager died that way :(

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

No worries, the owner directly went to help as she heard a sound, the picture was taken by the little sister in these few seconds :)

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u/Nihil_esque Apr 26 '24

Still probably best to replace the cords, assuming the owner occasionally leaves her house.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

The point is this situation could come up when no human is home to help.

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u/Mulsanne Apr 26 '24

make sure that doesnt happen when youre not home

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No worries, the owner directly went to help as she heard a sound,

Yeah, you should read that comment again before you glibly talk about there being no worries from a picture that literally contains a reason to worry

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

Something you didn't understand maybe ? As I tried to tell multiple times under here, don't worry, cause we do, and take care of the dangers. Sorry to share a funny moment.

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u/NolanSyKinsley Apr 26 '24

In California you can't even find blinds with pull strings like that anymore, they are all self adjusting so you just grab the bottom and move it to the level you want and it just stays there.

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u/Spybot64 Apr 26 '24

While it might look funny, cats can literally hang themselves on loose cords like these. Should be secured/taped when not in use.

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u/ButterflyCrescent Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 26 '24

HOW? Orange cats always defy physics.

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u/G0lia7h Apr 27 '24

Schrödingers cat was not a theoretical experiment - he actually had a cat and Schrödinger became an excellent physicist by observing his cat behaving weirdly over the day.

Cats are born physicists

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 Apr 26 '24

"well, are you going to help me or just stand there and laugh?"

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u/carrotwhirl Apr 26 '24

I don't know why but the name that immediately came to mind was Gary lol

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

She's Artemis. I get it tho.

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u/apic0mplexa Apr 26 '24

That's even better. Just imagine the goddess of the hunt clumsily hanging in there, awaiting rescue from her servants.

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

Hahahaha I've actually never thought about it this way and that's way better

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 Apr 26 '24

I read that as "Gravy."

I'm going to bed now. 🥱

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u/whifflingwhiffle Apr 26 '24

Honestly, that looks painful. As many others have said, please secure the cords so the cat can’t hurt himself or worse in the future.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

You need to secure your blind cord. Cats can and do die on these.

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u/FeliusSeptimus Apr 26 '24

Closed loops on blinds are very dangerous for cats since they can get tangled and strangled.

My cats are aware of this and helpfully chew all the cords off in order to promote a cat-safe environment.

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u/cat_selling_souls Apr 26 '24

When you get caught as the main act at a three ring greeble circus.

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u/CharmedWoo Apr 26 '24

Am I the only one that would run to help asap so he doesn't hurt himself (furter)? It won't cross my mind for a second to stop and take a picture.

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

You're not, her human did.

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u/GypsyDuncan Apr 26 '24

Aww baby. I hope you got her down quickly

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u/intrepidone66 Apr 26 '24

Stop taking pictures and secure those cords!

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u/ExiledinElysium Apr 26 '24

This is not funny.

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u/Ryugi Apr 27 '24

please move that thread or whatever so that way the cat can't get around it.

One of mine throttled herself - it got stuck around her neck and she spun a little in panic.

Thankfully I managed to get her free and she was ok after... But still. What if next time your orange gets stuck at the neck instead? :(

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u/FoodeatingParsnip Apr 26 '24

weird choice of decoration to put on your wall 😆

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u/Dizzynic Apr 26 '24

I never understand how some people feel the picture is more important than their cat‘s health and safety. Ffs, help your cats!

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

I'm not defending myself any more, she's been like this for like 10 seconds

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u/KAODEATH Apr 26 '24 edited Apr 26 '24

Nothing to defend. You said the picture was taken by a bystander but if you've been around cats, you know that situation could have worsened to an unrecoverable point in less than a second.

Think you could untangle them? Not if they panic and bind it around themselves. Think you could simply break/cut it if worse comes to worst? Not if they're struggling/running away or it's too tight against their body. What if the cat got itself free but injured itself in the process, ex: the shifting weight pulled an/the object down on it.

Situations like these are not the time for pictures and pictures like these are not defendable. When a dependant is at such a risk, all hands are needed even if that means being idle (but still free) while calming the subject.

Edit: To make it even more gross, when advice is given to eliminate the hazard, OP chooses to respond to other joke comments instead. Imagine if this were a child in the picture taking keys for a joyride and the parent posts this while downplaying the severity and not acknowledging they should move the damn keys. This little cat probably has a happy loving life but you need to be more responsible. Too many know the other ending to this story and to bring it up with such levity is disgusting.

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

The problem is just the multiplicity of people thinking they know better than concerned folks. The hazard is known, and has been taken care of, and I think it is obvious that everybody should NOT start with the statement that owners are irresponsible. The most pragmatic conclusion is that the picture's situation is a one-time event and not the norm. I'm not even the owner of the cat, I was one of the bystanders looking at her owner taking care of her as soon as we heard the curtain's noise and noticed she was tangled.

I answered the jokes mostly because the other moralizing comments are just blatantly annoying and you know that. We take care of Artemis and she's not in danger. Don't worry, we do.

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u/TonDaronSama Apr 26 '24

Doesn't look too bothered. Braincell must have left already

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u/bOb_cHAd98 Apr 26 '24

Its a she orange?? Congrats for getting a shiny pokemon OP.

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u/itsCrisp Apr 27 '24

This is legitimately the most orange shit I've ever seen in my life. 

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u/Tudpool Apr 26 '24

So they've accepted their fate?

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

Until she got help, yeah

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u/Pretend_Star_8193 Apr 26 '24

Mistakes were made.

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u/Dr_Adequate Apr 26 '24

Lessons were not learned...

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u/MisterD0ll Apr 26 '24

Why do they never mew for help? Every other cat mews for help oranges just hang in there until you intervene.

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u/la_bruja_del_84 Apr 26 '24

Proof that cats are liquids!!

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u/SNova96 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 26 '24

Technically r/danglers

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u/TemperatureTop246 Apr 26 '24

I am so glad that’s not what I initially thought.

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u/Minimum_Cupcake Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 26 '24

And here I thought the r/orangeladies were luckier with the braincell…

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u/maixmi Apr 26 '24

"Take your damn picture and do something!" -Cat probably

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u/CountyMountie Apr 26 '24

Hang In There, its Friday!

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u/readditredditread Apr 26 '24

What a terrible fate

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u/CrematedDogWalkers Apr 26 '24

Very calm kitty; my cat would be screaming bloody murder.

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

Has to be les painful that it looks like haha

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u/CrematedDogWalkers Apr 26 '24

My indie got stuck in a string once in s probably less painful way. Scared the shit out of me. Anyway, here's my cousins orange about 5 minutes ago.

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u/model3113 Apr 26 '24

ah yes my nemesis: the natural outcome of my poor decision making skills.

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u/Rupert_Balderdash Apr 26 '24

There was an attempt........at.........something....

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u/Boneal171 Apr 26 '24

“A little help?”

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u/Adept-Vehicle3622 Apr 26 '24

New to the orange cat thing. Do they share one brain cell or does each cat get one?

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

It depends on the model

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u/sebastouch Apr 27 '24

interesting, what bait did you use?

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u/WeirdUncleTim Apr 27 '24

when I was in middle school my math teacher's cat got caught in the blind string and when she got home from work her cats leg was completely fucked and they amputated it

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u/Aggravating_Week7050 Apr 27 '24

"Um... little help?"

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u/CuiBapSano Apr 26 '24

She has two brain cells. Too heavy to fly.

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u/Dankn3ss420 Apr 26 '24

Kitty has been tricked, and kitty is not very happy it seems

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u/warthog0869 Apr 26 '24

I want to catch an Orange rabbit!

What lure did you use to snare such an elusive prey?

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

She did it alone !!! Honestly no one in the house knows how

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u/warthog0869 Apr 26 '24

The picture is great! I love her face in the midst of her self-inflicted situation, lol.

"Why haven't you helped me yet?"

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u/DougieSenpai Apr 26 '24

“Are you going to help me Susan or are you just going to fucking stand there?”

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u/Greedy-University479 Apr 26 '24

This one was oranging a little too much

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u/RabidAbyss Apr 26 '24

"So I'm not a ballerina?"

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u/Zestyclose-Bid-8851 Apr 26 '24

Wow so funny, jokes gonna be on you if you stop being a such a bad pet owner. Fix the cords idiot

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u/VechenMlechen Apr 26 '24

the face of regrets haha

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u/Rais93 Apr 26 '24

Well well well

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u/Plenty-Pizza9634 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 26 '24

Mission Impawssible

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

He looks slightly disappointed 😂

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u/Solern__Daius Apr 26 '24

You could catch an orange brain-cell with but a thread it seems.

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u/ErinDavy Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 26 '24

How? Just...Just how.

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u/Extreme-naps Apr 26 '24

Good catch!

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u/prettylittlepastry Apr 26 '24

"You could help ya know."

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

“Don’t ask.”

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u/PMMEurbewbzzzz Apr 26 '24

Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Apr 26 '24

Cat: mistakes were made

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u/The_silver_sparrow Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 26 '24

I was at first like “why?!” But then I remembered, orange

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

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u/pathologicalprotest Apr 26 '24

«How could you let me get myself in this pickle of my own doing?»

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u/smkestcklghtn Apr 26 '24

Um. A little help here!

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u/-AliRaza- Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 26 '24

Look's like hooman did this to click the photo. It's clear by the look of his face that hooman did this to him

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

Surely I won't chase people not believing me, why would I just hurt a cat for internet points ?

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u/Background-Yak-4234 Apr 26 '24

Unfortunately, some people do. However I don’t think that happened in this case

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u/Pinkkatito Apr 26 '24

Mine did the same when he was a kitten hahahah

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u/MarcSkye519 Apr 26 '24

Another fine mess you’ve gotten into!

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u/zenkitty99 Apr 26 '24

I'm sitting in pathology waiting to get a blood test, and this made me LOL so hard! I definitely got a few weird looks. 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

You don't think she could do it herself ? Isn't it like the goal of this sub ?

She did it herself. No worries tho

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u/Julien-Anakin Apr 26 '24

"You could help me... or just take a stupid picture, you butthole!"

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u/itsthejasper1123 Apr 26 '24

This is it.

This is my favorite post in the entirety of my history on this god forsaken website.

You’ve done it… thank you

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u/G0lia7h Apr 26 '24

Is that there what folks call "catfishing"?

Great pull you got there, OP.

A fine specimen!

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u/anotherorphan Apr 26 '24

stop torturing your cat you piece of shit

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u/Falitoty Apr 26 '24

WTF are you talking about?

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u/Falitoty Apr 26 '24

WTF are you talking about?

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u/Brandoooooooooooon Apr 26 '24

How about you use your one non-orange brain cell and ask questions before judging a situation you obviously know nothing about ?

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u/GrayHairLikeClaire Apr 26 '24

Absolutely incredible

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u/arousedjodi Apr 26 '24

I bet if you leave him like that, he would just fall asleep for hours.

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u/Almajanna256 Apr 26 '24

Your house looks depressing. That combination of thin blinds, stormtrooper vent, mustard wall, and pitch black sky looks like AI drew a sadness house.