r/OneOrangeBraincell Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 24 '24

✨Floofy Orange ✨ "You'll never find a hairline like mine."

1.8k Upvotes

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u/Kat-a-strophy Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 24 '24

I think it's more like Marie Antoinette's wig

60

u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 24 '24

"Let them eat treatos!"

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 Apr 25 '24

My hair is a boat

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u/warthog0869 Apr 25 '24

It's an orange with a pimpadour!

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

Ooh, so is this a pimpado(u)range?

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u/warthog0869 Apr 25 '24

Dodgedurangodrivinpimpinadorabnormal'orangedujour

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u/AnnVealEgg Apr 24 '24

It’s the best hairline around… nobody has a hairline this good

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 24 '24

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u/Humble-Disaster-007 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 24 '24

Even ur jawline damn

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 24 '24

He wants to be a 🎶supermeowdel🎶.

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u/Former_Maize_2980 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

And those high cheekbones. FIERCE!

6

u/MoonRiver95 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

Definitely belongs in r/SupermodelCats 😉

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

Not that his ego needs any further boosting, but I might have to share him there too! Thank you 😊

21

u/lambsendbeds Apr 25 '24

Trump your cat!

11

u/Ok-Kick4060 Apr 25 '24

The Other Orange Menace

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

I see our oranges go to the same stylist! 😍

8

u/Pandemic_Future_2099 Apr 25 '24

Mr Trumpy, is that you?

6

u/dreamrock Apr 25 '24

A preceding hairline.

5

u/Accomplished_Sky_857 Apr 25 '24

I get the distinct impression that while you are sleeping tonight, Mr. Handsome is going to offer up a throat punch for Indignities Suffered At Human Hands. Ha

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

I mean, the indignity tends to come with a Delectable or another Archie Favorite treat. I think I'm safe (as long as I keep the snacks stocked).

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u/Accomplished_Sky_857 Apr 25 '24

Food for the win! Adorable, really.

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u/Obscuriosly Apr 25 '24

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

🤣🤣 I can't spot the difference!

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u/brujabella Apr 25 '24

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

"Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god."

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u/brujabella Apr 26 '24

Hey mama!!! *flexing muscles * 😂🤣

3

u/Gold_Manager4875 Apr 25 '24

Nice rug bro!

3

u/NUFIGHTER7771 Apr 25 '24

Reminds me of Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich's hair... 🤣

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

I can't unsee it now!

Now I have to make sure Archie hasn't amassed an expensive and tacky tie collection...😂

2

u/NUFIGHTER7771 Apr 25 '24

I'd get on that STAT! 🤣

3

u/Padhome Apr 25 '24

I’d ask if it was his real hair but cats hiding wigs around the house is no news to me lol

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u/GossipGirlXo_Xo Apr 25 '24

If Trump was a Cat 😂

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

Aww, that's not fair - orange cats at least get a turn with the brain cell (but never with public office).

1

u/GossipGirlXo_Xo Apr 25 '24

😂😂😂

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u/dreamrock Apr 25 '24

Born with a combover.

2

u/FINANGLER Apr 25 '24

this kitty has got my vote

2

u/charliechin Apr 25 '24

He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus but he meows like a gentleman

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

I hate to break it to you, but this guy is either chirruping, making some meow that sounds like "hellOOOOOO?", or straight up screaming. I suppose these sounds may be gentlemanly?

2

u/fast_t0aster Apr 25 '24

when i do that my dumbass cat tries to eat his own hair ball

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

Archie's more along the lines of "you brushed it off, Meowmy - why are you putting it back on me?"

2

u/tonysecretive_cat Apr 25 '24

Gen Z broccoli hairstyle be like...

11

u/unknownandconfused Apr 24 '24

"president Trump if you see this please save us"

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u/BuffaloWing12 Apr 25 '24

bro got downvoted for quoting a meme 😭

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u/Altruistic_Web_6373 Apr 24 '24

Oh, so you want him to go down too? Pretty much the only thing he could do to help anyone.

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u/unknownandconfused Apr 25 '24

It's a meme

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u/Altruistic_Web_6373 Apr 25 '24

Is it? Sorry! too freaking funny

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u/unknownandconfused Apr 25 '24

Is everyone on this app a millennial, like how can you not know this ref

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u/LuckyPancho Apr 25 '24

No, everyone in this app is just stupid

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

"Stupid" is kind of extreme - I mean, we don't know what we don't know! Everyone in this app tends to have a knee-jerk reaction until we, well, do our searching. Figure out "what's the joke here?". But reddit does have corners of quick-to-anger folks.

It's the internet. Not that serious. (Neither is life.)

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u/slurrmaid Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 25 '24

Hey, I apologize friend - I had to search this meme. I'm not as versed, but once I searched this I was crying with laughter. Knee-jerk reaction was to ask "why is this person political about a cat post?" but then...I had to correct. Thank you for showing me yet another ridiculous video!!