Wouldn’t want people to think I’m a disease-ridden skin tag

[u/Lord_Answer_me_Why]

[u/Fearless_Spring5611]

"You look like someone who takes care of their health" is not the flex they think it is.

[u/Federal-Length5893 → u/Fearless_Spring5611]

Sad part is they don't think that's taking care of your health. in their head it is a flex.

[u/Little_Duck_Jr → u/Fearless_Spring5611]

It's worse than hearing "haha look at her eating a salad and going to the gym after work lol why she care so much about her health" from white male boomer coworkers who never learned self control or any kind of self discipline to take care of their health. Like, at least they recognize what's healthy.

[u/VeryWeaponizedJerk → u/Fearless_Spring5611]

It’s not even just their health, vaccinations are beneficial to the entirety of society.

[u/Kyr-Shara]

lobotomised vs vaccinated

[u/Inside_Ad_3679]

Since when did this become an insult? We have a saying in our household: Only vaccinate the kids you want to keep!

[u/lrrssssss → u/Inside_Ad_3679]

I knew a doctor who I overheard tell an anti-vax mother “you know, if you’re trying to kill your children, there’s faster ways to do it” 

[u/Inside_Ad_3679 → u/lrrssssss]

Just my way of communication! I love it! It's just sad that most of those anti-vaxxers hear quite well, but don't understand a thing about vaccinations.

[u/not_ya_wify → u/Inside_Ad_3679]

MAGA Qanon think a lot of things are insults that normal people would see as a compliment

[u/BigConstruction4247 → u/not_ya_wify]

"You did a great job cleaning yourself."

"Thanks."

"Haha! Idiot!"

[u/Guardian-Bravo → u/not_ya_wify]

Yeah, their mentalities are so warped they insult the wrong things and boast about worse things. I saw a post on here about a person retweeting a DJT post and bragging about how China and Russia love Trump. It’s just not the flex they think it is.

[u/gigflarr → u/Guardian-Bravo]

BRO, whenever they started saying that it was a food thing that Trump was friends with Putin and Kim like ??????

[u/-SunGazing- → u/gigflarr]

Dunno. Might have been around the time he saluted the North Korean general. The man is a real life unironic comedy skit

[u/DylanThaVylan → u/not_ya_wify]

They would literally drink piss to own the libs. In fact, I think they did during COVID.

Edit:

LMFAO THEY TOTALLY DID

https://www.healthline.com/health/urine-covid-treatment

URINE THERAPY

[u/Federal-Length5893]

Stupid sheeple and their *checks notes* wanting to be immunized against diseases!

[u/Fair_Royal7694 → u/Federal-Length5893]

can't be sick when your dead

[u/nonstoppoptart]

Question: how does one look and (especially) sound vaccinated? Do unvaccinated people rattle like spray paint cans?

[u/not_ya_wify → u/nonstoppoptart]

They look disease ridden.

That being said the MAGAt was probably trying to call them stupid and failed spectacularly

[u/BigConstruction4247 → u/nonstoppoptart]

They probably combed their hair or said something like, "I prefer people to not get sick."

[u/Guardian-Bravo → u/BigConstruction4247]

“Well yeah, vaccines are useless. Just don’t get sick. It’s easy, watch!”

drinks unpasteurized milk

[u/yestoness → u/Guardian-Bravo]

Only drinks the milk to wash out the taste of urine.

[u/Guardian-Bravo → u/yestoness]

I think you mean Ultra Right Beer LOL

[u/-domi- → u/nonstoppoptart]

Nah, they mean political tone. Oh, wait you were only pretending not to understand, i see.

[u/tbizzone]

So what do they think RFK Jr sounds like? Because if that’s what unvaccinated sounds like, well . . . sheesh . . .

[u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 → u/tbizzone]

Can't wait to hear him speak(?) about being healthy.

[u/SmoltzforAlexander]

No rabies vaccine for anti-vaxxers

[u/Chroniclyironic1986 → u/SmoltzforAlexander]

Actually… i have an idea, just hear me out…

We’re gonna need bats.

[u/MadEyeMood989]

Dying of polio to own the woke libs.

[u/Wide-Championship452]

Some of these dickheads should take a long stroll through an old cemetery. The large number of graves for babies and little kids might give them a hint about the importance of vaccines. I'm fantasising, they will invent some other reason for it.

[u/redwhale335]

I look like someone who is vaccinated? You mean healthy?

[u/Kuildeous]

Cracks me up that there are people who think that's an insult.

[u/kingping1211]

Lmfao what a comeback

[u/f700es]

“Disease-ridden skin tag” lol love it

[u/brianinohio]

Skin tag....lol

[u/Salt_Proposal_742]

We gotta stop swinging vertical and start swinging up.

Healthcare being part of the culture war is a great distraction.

[u/LMP0623]

Soooooo….he looks and sounds alive?

[u/Gothi111cSt11ill2024]

healthy?

[u/Chroniclyironic1986]

I love the huge difference in reactions to each statement.

[u/Lala5789880]

Someone tried to post the first “you look vaccinated” in r/rareinsults