r/MarchAgainstNazis • u/Tidewind • 1d ago

Greenland to Trump

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Greenland: “So you think you’re taking our country? Think again, fatso. We’re ready.”

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u/Ember_Kitten 1d ago

Terrasnowtta Soliders - Greenland, 2024 CE

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u/Ryoohk 1d ago

Don't mess with the snow people, they will kick your ass.

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u/mayn1 20h ago

I watched Red One. You have to pull their carrots, looks like they fixed that bug with this version.

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u/Thatcanadianreditor 16h ago

Canadian here can confirm

We are trained from a young age to fight in our natural environment freezing -30 temperatures with way to much snow

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u/PublicDomainKitten 1d ago

I'm waiting for president Musk too utter the words, who will rid us of this petulant priest? Oh, wait. Or am I waiting for Trump to say it? The list is so long now with all these dodgy misdeeds and evildoers that I need a scoreboard in any event, I'm rooting for the Snowman.

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u/jared10011980 1d ago

Winter is Coming.

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u/SpageteMonstr42069 9h ago

THE KING OF THE NORTH!!!!

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u/Sckillgan 1d ago

And Greenland would easily win. I don't think Thump or any of his cult could handle the cold for long enough, thats why they love the south.

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u/PopehatXI 1d ago

Funny but the image looks like an AI image to me.

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u/behemoth2666 22h ago

You mean Greenland didn't build and arm a field full of snowmen with no footprints around them?

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u/greenascanbe 1d ago

Trump: it's called Greenland, why is there snow?

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u/Stodles 12h ago

And why is it so small? On the map it was YUGE!!!

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u/EorlundGraumaehne 1d ago

Why do i hear lord of the rings music?

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u/TRCrypt_King 1d ago

"Happy Birthday!"

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u/Sbatio 23h ago

Once they put top hats on them it won’t be so funny.

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u/Tidewind 14h ago

They could then sing a rousing chorus of Putin on the Ritz.

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u/Sbatio 12h ago

Hahaha nice. I meant Frosty the Snowman style they would come to life but your take is funnier

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u/kitt_aunne 21h ago

what happened this time?

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u/BaronVonShtinkVeiner 21h ago

This is giving Hundreds of Beavers.