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👁👅👁

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

ew that looks so disgusting in dark mode

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u/LesserScy Feb 23 '21

Oh my god holy fucking shit that isn't a cat that's a monster

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u/haikusbot Feb 23 '21

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Fucking shit that isn't a

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u/TheHiddenNinja6 May 02 '21

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u/UnemployedTechie2021 Oct 31 '21

Even better bot.

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u/roygiv Feb 20 '22

This may be the best haiku bot I’ve ever seen

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u/AdMiserable7262 Aug 15 '22

good bot

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u/macgyver-me-this Nov 16 '21

Good bot

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u/AdMiserable7262 Aug 15 '22

good bot

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 Mar 26 '23

halfway decent bot anyways

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u/Olivejuice2012 Apr 26 '23

Good bot

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u/jdjdjhkd Feb 18 '22

Bad bot

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u/Fansegirl Sep 01 '23

He got a taste of life

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

EYES.

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u/skepticalmonique May 06 '21

MA? THERE'S A WEIRD LOOKING CAT!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

“BLINK MOTHA FUCKA”

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u/PhyliciaLinkous65 Jun 27 '24

😂😂😂

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u/JewishJamaicanJesus Feb 27 '21

You guys know that you don't need to wash your cat, right?

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u/RanLoser Feb 27 '21

Usually not, but sometimes it's necessary.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Sometimes if they’re missing a section of tongue and are unable to clean themselves, or if they need a certain flea treatment, a bath is necessary.

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u/ByeLongHair Apr 26 '21

Sadly once in awhile you do. I need to clean my cat but I’m scared to. Just for instance. She’s dusty from living in a junkyard and I’m scared she’ll hurt herself wiggling out of the tub...

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u/ultimate_hamburglar Apr 11 '22

no, cats absolutely need baths from time to time, at least twice a year for most and more frequently for some long haired breeds, or if your cat is elderly/disabled and struggles to groom itself.

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u/sandladdie May 19 '21

so u just gonna let ur cat lick dishsoap off itself

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

It's needed if they are outside kitties to help keep fleas away

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u/_GenderNotFound Sep 07 '22

My cat got pee on her once and needed a bath.

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u/TrivialBudgie Mar 26 '23

whose pee?

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u/_GenderNotFound Mar 26 '23

She peed on the floor and laid in it

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u/_GenderNotFound Mar 26 '23

Her pee

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u/zakkthewozz Mar 23 '21

They had the Wakee Slush

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u/AlphaLax85 Apr 21 '21

r/cursedcats

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u/boat_ghost420 Jul 27 '21

looks like somebody got into the cocain stash

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u/sunarcheryice Apr 27 '21

=＾● ㉨ ●＾=

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/_GenderNotFound Sep 07 '22

That's what I thought.

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u/Jerica76 Dec 01 '21

Poor thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Fuck you got him wet AGAIN? I bet you fed him after midnight too, goddamn it, he’s gonna have babies!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Hahaha this pic is so cute and funny

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u/randomcrazy Nov 04 '21

After Neo takes the red pill

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u/redd_dot Feb 06 '22

A welcome greeting to this sub indeed

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u/Adventuresbysea Jul 14 '22

You have cat to be kitten me right meow

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u/Tamamo_hime Jun 30 '21

this picture is fucking sending me, I love it

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u/_GenderNotFound Sep 07 '22

Sending you where

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u/Particular_Click_823 Apr 10 '22

The cat is obviously In terror of a bath. Maybe his human tried drowning him judging from the look of pure terror in his eyes.

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u/Chaluhavmori May 30 '21

CUUUUUTEEEE

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u/crystaltay13 Jun 16 '21

Great

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

When they tell you "I love you, but only as friends"

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u/DaniTheDemolishing Feb 21 '22

Hahaha LOOLLLL

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

My sleep paralysis Demon has come for you

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

cute cat

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u/PrimusThrowaway18 Jun 10 '22

Wholesome

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u/1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6 Jul 17 '24

potoo cat

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u/chrstphrgnzlz May 01 '21

mood

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u/I_Smoke_Quack May 11 '21

Jumpscare

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u/According-Steak-4351 Jul 13 '21

Honestly? Same

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u/Maximus_Crotchrocket Nov 16 '21

If crying for god had a face

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u/Fun_Kaleidoscope8746 Jan 22 '22

If you like cats please visit r/patthatfatcat and maybe help us grow

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

See you in my nightmares buddy.

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u/Fishy-is-not-a-Fish Apr 18 '22

It so be like that sometimes

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u/sniperboi629 Apr 24 '22

Don't look at me! I'm hideous!

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u/OKishGuy May 20 '22

The horror!

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u/alinapamm May 24 '22

miauuuuu

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u/nyulzsiraf Jun 09 '22

monkaS

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

Crisis has a new face.

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u/keokyoe Aug 15 '22

SOAKING AND WET AND IN DA WATER

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u/sol_bunny Aug 27 '22

😱 jajaja

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u/Euphoric-Impact-2290 Sep 01 '22

Sleep paralysis demon type beat 🤣

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u/Proud-Marionberry-34 Sep 06 '22

😳

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u/_GenderNotFound Sep 07 '22

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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u/_GenderNotFound Sep 07 '22

"You better sleep with one eye open."

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u/aoc_ftw Sep 23 '22

That's the cat from Kate's meme in Don't Look Up!

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u/CdeFmrlyCasual Jan 02 '23

This cat look slime Scorponox

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

My face when the flash goes off when people watching at the airport

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

Don’t know who is more scared. The cat or the owner?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

This is the best meme that i saw

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u/some_body_know Feb 25 '23

Mood

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u/dil_mangoes Mar 28 '23

Lmao !

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u/The_Reddit_Goat Mar 29 '23

👁️👄👁️

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u/Olivejuice2012 Apr 26 '23

It looks like a owl after they get rained on

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u/EuropeanPravdaUA May 03 '23

Poor guy. Keep your filthy wet hands off this kitty, hooman

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u/Weary-Willingness246 Jun 30 '23

Oh my

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u/Brissa_Maeda Jul 19 '23

Hahaha poor cat

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

THAT was water?

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u/Jacquis_Closet Jan 20 '24

Oh wow I love this 😿🦷👥👩🏻👩🏻‍🌾👩🏽‍🎓🧑🏻‍🎤🤵🏽‍♀️🤶🏼👰🏻👰🏼‍♂️🤶🏼🧛🏼‍♀️🧝🏼‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️🙅🏼🧚‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙋🏻‍♂️🧏🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️💇🏻‍♂️💇🏼‍♀️💅🏼🤳🏻👩‍👦‍👦🧵🪡👗🥻💍🥽👑🎩🙉🫎🪲🦞🐢🐍🐌🦀🦭🐬🐄🐈🦔🐈🦨🐁🪺🪸🐉🍄🌈🫧☂️🥑🥥🥖🧇🥗🥟🥠🍰🍿🍮🥂🍾🎣🛹🤺🏄🏼‍♂️🎸🎮🛶🎡🎢🏝️🏕️⛩️🛤️🌃🏞️🛣️📸📺🔦💶💎💷🔫🐈‍⬛🤟🏻

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