r/LodedDiper • u/ABitchWhoMakesShit Author of Dysfunctional Perspective • Aug 18 '23
LLB Dysfunctional Perspective pt 68
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u/MordakThePrideful Aug 18 '23
Holy shit he fucking killed him
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u/KrunchyFingers Geggy Hefy enthusiast Aug 19 '23
Quick! Somebody call an ambulance! Frank got burned alive!
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u/Shite_Eating_Squirel Aug 19 '23
On second thought, just leave him there in pain.
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u/Many_soda Oct 02 '23
Yeah like William!
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u/Interesting_Ad8305 ᵇα𝒹 ｆ𝒶𝐫т Ａнє𝐀đ Oct 28 '23
SOMEBODY COME GET HIM~ HE'S KILLING ALL THE CHILDREN, SOMEBODY COME GET HIM, HIS NAME IS WILLIAM AFTON~
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u/SwaggyDaddyLord420 LD Mod | R3alHuman on YT | Avid LLB Reader Aug 18 '23
No. He may have owned Frank but Frank is not going to take that lying down
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u/enlightened_engineer Aug 18 '23
Tf is Frank’s spindly ass gonna do to Based Bill?
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u/Plurpo Zoo Wee Mama! Aug 18 '23
Frank ain't gonna do shit to Bill.
But he might do something to Rodrick.
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Aug 18 '23
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u/Horklawn Aug 18 '23
Bill gets SLAMMED by abusive father in the next PREMIER of DYSFUNCTIONAL PERSPECTIVE
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u/Llama_Cult frankrider Aug 18 '23
wish that were me
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u/CrniTartuf Author of Greg's Bad Day Aug 18 '23
This is reddit ni🅱️🅱️a, you wont find an original comment on this platform
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u/Accomplished_Pen5755 Aug 18 '23
ABUSIVE Father throws SHADE at 35 year old Guitarist, INSTANTLY regrets it!
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u/_hotth_ Aug 19 '23
The funny thing is that this premise has a very real possibility of ending up as an actual Dhar Mann video lmao
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u/tajtoons Aug 18 '23
bill is my new favorite character
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u/WARtoph Aug 18 '23
I love how the author adapted his personality to still coincide with the book through Greg's eyes, but also built him up and made him more mature.
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u/COMMENTASIPLEASE Aug 18 '23
On one hand Bill just ethered Frank
On the other Roderick is gonna suffer since Frank can’t actually do anything to Bill
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u/Peeper_Collective Aug 18 '23
Man, I hope I won’t have to say “if I had a nickel for every time someone named Bill sacrificed themselves, I’d have two nickels..”
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u/asey_69 Aug 18 '23
stranger things?
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u/Peeper_Collective Aug 18 '23
Nah, lots of big ass zombies involved with the one I was thinking of
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u/LordSaltious Aug 18 '23
I like how Frank is characterized here: I get the feeling his anger and resentment stem from him projecting his own insecurities, that he's "wasted his life/time" working a dead end job that clearly drains him because it's what was expected of him as an adult. You especially see him envious of people like Bill and the Uncle because they clearly have happy lives and are able to pursue their own passions.
Maybe he abuses Roderick because he was in his shoes as a child and it's a cycle.
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u/DiscoBiXXch Aug 18 '23
Looks like you're on the grind again! Please continue the slaughter, thanks ❤️
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u/E-Moon you can smell my anus Aug 18 '23
Ohhhhhh, SNAP! But... he's gonna take out his rage on Rodrick, isn't he?
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u/SparxFluffle Aug 18 '23
I. I CAN'T JUST SIT HERE TORN. HALF OF ME IS YELLING GO BILL!!! GO THE FUCK OFF, BILL!!! AND THE OTHER HALF IS OH GOD. UM. UM. HIS FAVORITE PUNCHING BAG IS STILL IN THE HOUSE AND HES MAD NOW OH NO
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u/SlyZeke1O1 Aug 18 '23
It’s clear that Bill already put two and two together and I’m glad that he did, I hope that Roderick finally opens up about his issues and move in with Bill, Bill probably be a good father figure to Roderick than Frank would be
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u/Fractures22 Aug 18 '23
Oh shit... I know we're all having a great time watching Frank seethe, mald, perhaps even cope in telling himself that he's a better person than Bill, but we all saw that popping vein... We all know who's gonna be on the receiving end of that reignited anger at having his pathetic excuse for a life splayed out in front of him... I ain't religious but pray for my boy Rodrick 😭
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Aug 18 '23 edited Aug 18 '23
GET HIS ASS BILL!!!!!!
(But oh g o d i fear what frank will do in the next part(s))
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u/FriendlyAccountant70 Aug 18 '23
Damn Bill, you just destroyed him! I can’t imagine how pissed Frank is at Rodrick (and maybe Greg) is right now…
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u/ProfessionalCrow4816 double down is the best book Aug 18 '23
Bill DESTROYS abusive father with FACTS and LOGIC.
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u/Fractures22 Aug 18 '23
I hearby decree that we exclusively refer to our favourite gentle giant as Based Bill. Supportive, positive influence, mature, and can talk that good shit with the best of them. Best older brother one could ask for.
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u/King_WhatsHisName you can smell my anus Aug 18 '23
The only Ls Bill has ever taken are in his name
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Aug 18 '23
It's so satisfying to see him just so speechless, but I don't know if Frank will allow him walk away without any repercussion...
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u/ButterflyProof7580 Author of (LLB) Aug 18 '23
Oh wait. I thought that was arm hair on bill’s arm! Are those sh scars?
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u/mog1knob1 Author of... nothing you fucking idiot Aug 19 '23
ULTRACHAD Bill ROASTS the SHIT out of virgin PUSSY CUCK FRANK HEFFLEY with FACTS and LOGIC worthy of a GOD.
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u/seemingsalvation99 Five Named Clive Aug 18 '23
Okay yeah, Bill is definitely my favorite character now
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u/BATIRONSHARK Aug 18 '23
oh fuck too in a day!
alright gonna comment rest of my reaction when I read it
edit BASED BILL!
fuck shit rodricks gonna get the shit beat out of him tho
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u/ModokVerde Aug 18 '23
In Brazil we call this a Lapada seca
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u/ABitchWhoMakesShit Author of Dysfunctional Perspective Aug 18 '23
OOO LAPADA SECA ALGUÉM ME SEGURA
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u/Sparkblaster26 Aug 19 '23
While you may be saying W Bill, guess who daddy heffley will take his rage upon?
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u/than402 Aug 19 '23
Goddamn, you should probably tag it as NSFW, because that was one brutal murder
Now I'll try not to think about how the aftermath will look like...
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u/LordDeimosofCorir Aug 22 '23
You've been silent for two days. This makes me... worried.
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u/ABitchWhoMakesShit Author of Dysfunctional Perspective Aug 22 '23
I have been doing commissions now so I don't have much time to make the LLB
But I'm pretty I'll finish today or tomorrow
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u/Afraid-Still6327 Aug 19 '23
I can already tell that Bill is gonna lay a can of whoop ass on Frank if he goes after Rodrick
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u/Rivers_Vera Sep 15 '23
GOD DAMN Bill just disrespected the fuck out of him, an absolute menace but a straight up Legend
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u/Zestyclose_Road5230 Sep 18 '23
Frank might as well change his name to Franc because holy shit he got burned to the fucking ground.
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u/Aardvark-muppet Sep 25 '23
I love how you write Bill! In the books I always thought he was kind of creepy but this way is very nice, he's cool.
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u/Dumbassartsyme Oct 09 '23
I thought… but I just assumed they where arm hairs. FUCK YOU FRANK YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT TO COMMENT ON SOMEONES SCARS
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u/manumaker08 Aug 18 '23 edited Aug 18 '23
i could've sworn there were big black men shaking they bootycheeks in the original books
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u/King-Zahi2438 MUSTARD ON MY TURNIPS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! Aug 18 '23
BOOM ROASTED
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u/JULZXEMOx9 Nov 28 '24
Damn is it hot in here or is it just that sick burn!!! Errr we're ganna need the firefighters in here turn put out this burning piece of sh*t.
Geez i'm sorry i don't know what came over me.
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u/Hydrokinetic_Jedi THERE'S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS! THERE'S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS! Aug 19 '23
YOOOO GET HIM BILL
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u/JABNewWorld1776 Sep 17 '23
Imagine if Frank just stabbed Bill as he was leaving in front of Rodrick.
Fuck, imagine how scarring that would be!
Guess you could say that's Rodrick's Last Straw, hehehe.
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