r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Loony Laura finally realizing that foreign interference is kinda bad (but not really)

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 2h ago

u/FuriNorm, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 1d ago

If they’re imploding at this rate, what will January 21st look like?

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u/HauntedReader 1d ago

I mentioned it in another comment but I would not be shocked if DOGE is dead and buried by the time Trump takes office.

Which is going to cause a lot of chaos when Elon retaliates.

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 1d ago

Trump has really done a deal with the devil. He’s fucked whether he sticks with Elon or offloads him.

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u/HauntedReader 1d ago edited 1d ago

To be fair, I think Elon also fucked himself thinking he could buy MAGA and they’d show him loyalty.

You cannot tell me Trump doesn’t have people already whispering in his ear about Elon trying to get rid of him.

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u/Savitar2606 1d ago

Honestly it would be a bottomless buffet if Trump unleashes the DOJ on Elon Musk. Have Space X, PayPal and X investigated and brought down. I can't say I would approve of Presidents using the DOJ that way but its like that scene in Shawshank Redemption when the sex predator Boggs gets crippled for life by the guards.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 23h ago

I mean he did promise to drain the swamp. He would just be doing that who cares the reason. What i fear is Elon going running back to the dems. Given they gave a place at the table for the Cheney's they showed they have no bottom in embracing people.

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u/Otherwise_Carob_4057 22h ago

lol at the people who thought Cheney endorsement was a great idea, it’s like getting Gym Jordan to endorse your brand of wrestling mats.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 22h ago

Yeah wasting a month on that mess will be egg on the DNCs face for as long time.

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u/John-the-cool-guy 14h ago

Those eggs are expensive. I thought Trump was going to fix that.

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u/Bob-the-Belter 15h ago

God the dems suck too. They are going to double down and in 2028 there will be no candidate for the left at all.

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u/Ok_Bad8531 14h ago

"All politicians are the same"

Whenever the worst of all gets elected.

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u/Bob-the-Belter 13h ago

That's not what I said at all. I said they are going to double down. They are going to go even harder even towards the center. They are going to cozy up even more to war criminals, billionaires, and lobbyists. They are going to disavow "marxism".

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u/Alternative_Trade546 22h ago

Musk has nothing to do with PayPal

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u/Savitar2606 21h ago

He's associated with it and was there long enough. I doubt Trump will care to make that distinction.

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u/EpikWingz 20h ago

Yeah... Thanks to the association, a co-worker i used to work with swears he invented PayPal because it's Elon Musk, the world's smartest man that's not asian.

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u/Ok_Bad8531 14h ago

Come to think of it, i can easily imagine Asians mocking whites by pointing out the likes of orange and EM.

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u/nadine258 17h ago

i believe thiel and elon created paypal and elon was fired. isn’t it interesting jd vance is almost forgotten and tied to thiel.

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u/LeBaus7 17h ago

tesla is far more likely. and would have probably a lot more backup from the lifted diesel truck crowd.

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u/Ok_Bad8531 14h ago

PayPal was his first successfull investment bet. They gladly accepted his money and then used legal means to prevent him from making any business decisions, like renaming the company to "X".

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u/Ok_Bad8531 14h ago

Space X has already acted directly against US security interests (especially regarding the use of Starlink in Ukraine). It is the duty of the DOJ and White House to investigate them, and i hope Biden has very good reasons he has not done so

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u/hplcr 1d ago

Trump about to pull a Palace Coup on President Elon.

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u/belisarius_d 19h ago

"Mylord Elon the Musk is coming. He is not welcome"

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u/ParisFood 1d ago

After all the $$$ Elon spent not sure he can easily be dismissed

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 1d ago

You’re suggesting that there’s loyalty or appreciation for the money spent. There is not.

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u/ParisFood 1d ago edited 1d ago

No I am saying Elon will make it difficult for him to be dismissed. I am sure he has favours he can call in and I bet that orange guy does not want made public.

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u/Savitar2606 1d ago

Trump is just unhinged enough to just call his Elon's bluff and go for mutually assured destruction. He can have all of the US agencies start targeting Elon's companies and accounts.

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u/ParisFood 19h ago

Oh they already have Elon was hoping his election would make those disappear for him

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/hplcr 1d ago

Trump may not live to see the next election. I don't know how Blackmail would even be a threat to him at this point.

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u/javeng 1d ago

I am all for that, the more they fight the better it is for the rest of us .

Elon is about to find out that money only buys you the trappings of power, and power truly resides in the guy holding the gun or the one commanding them.

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 1d ago

Yeah that sounds about right

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u/hplcr 1d ago

If Trump is good at anything, it's taking other people's money and then leaving them high and dry.

And I wouldn't be shocked if he threatens to deport Leon in a few days.

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u/HauntedReader 1d ago

I don’t know, he doesn’t hold power over the MAGA in Congress. They don’t need him to get re elected in their districts and the margin is so thin the republicans need them.

Look at the mess we see already with the budget

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u/shittybeef69 18h ago

If Leon retaliates Trump will put the guy in prison or deport him. Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/SomeOldMon 1d ago

Insert two Spider-men meme pointing at each other here.

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u/HansBass13 23h ago

Which one was the devil again?

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u/Available-Risk-5918 1d ago

We need this chaos. It's the only thing that'll protect us until the midterms. The only thing worse than a dysfunctional fascist government is a functional fascist government.

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u/-Codiak- 1d ago

SO what happens when Elon makes the "CEO" party?

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u/tsun_abibliophobia 1d ago

Damn he really just dumped her purse out on all of us for her. 

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u/FuriNorm 1d ago edited 1d ago

I expect another MAGA insurrection on January 6, except it will be to replace President Elon with President Trump (if this sounds confusing and nonsensical to you… exactly).

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u/joystickd 1d ago

The low IQs will be chanting to hang someone again for their 4th anniversary.

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u/dibuuuuuuu 1d ago

Maybe they’ll Jan 6th out again but this time they literally fight themselves. Like each individual is there punching themselves in the face

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 1d ago

Well I do know that at least Joe Biden will show up...

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u/Bulky_Mix_2265 21h ago

Like an emboldened version of what it did the last time but with even less restraint and 8 years more of cognitive decline.

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u/Savitar2606 1d ago

The key is not to interfere too early. Let them eat each other, kill each other for a couple of years until they're much too divided to fight back when the election comes around.

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u/Humble_Novice 1d ago

I see the girls are fighting.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 1d ago

Meee-yow, amirite?!

All right, high five🤚

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u/Humble_Novice 1d ago

Conservative catfighting is so entertaining.

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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago

Mmm I love when fascists and corporate interests get into bed with each other and realize that they both want to top

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u/averooski1 1d ago

I never realized how bad we’d need Laura loomers unhinged-ness lololol maybe she will save us all by being batshit

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u/RickyMAustralia 1d ago

God she has been correct … twice in one day. wtf

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u/FuriNorm 1d ago

She actually does spout some good points every now and then, and she has no qualms attacking other conservatives she feels are hazardous to her fuhrer. Its just that her self awareness is somewhere deep in Uranus, which is her fatal flaw, giving every word she says this scathing dose of irony that provides endless material for this sub. Also, she sucked trump’s tiny toadstool. I think that’s her fatal flaw actually… 🤢

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u/dibuuuuuuu 1d ago

I hope the smell gives her flashbacks

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u/Sad-Development-4153 23h ago

I doubt it she is the type of chick that would give a guy a blumpkin.

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u/sometimes_right1 19h ago

spot on. Loomer drilled into MTG with completely correct and valid critiques too back when they had beef in september lmao

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u/hplcr 1d ago

That's about right for a broken clock.

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u/joystickd 1d ago

MAGA is a shop full of broken clocks

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u/dibuuuuuuu 1d ago

I had a vasectomy recently and shouldn’t jostle too much but this is about to make me beat off like a fucking coked out animal

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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago

Like a gibbon in heat

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u/javeng 1d ago

I think we had just blown through our annual popcorn budget for 2024.

Watching this cat fight in real life is unreal

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u/22poppills 1d ago

Two grifters fighting over the coffer.

Loomers a woman so she's not winning this.

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u/joystickd 1d ago

She makes a valid point but the blatant racism at the end makes it loud and clear she's never left whatever little shit hole she lives in.

Not that any of this is a surprise.

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u/Apepoofinger 1d ago

I am loving this! Hope they destroy each other! LOL!

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u/Impossible-Hawk768 21h ago

Malaysian Sharia police? Whaaaaaa… ?!

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u/Vox_Mortem 23h ago

Watching her absolutely melt down is always entertaining. The truly hilarious thing is that she thinks she's winning.

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u/Twewy1997 23h ago

President Elon causing dissent among MAGA. I loved this

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u/CalendarAggressive11 22h ago

I'm loving this small taste of the MAGA implosion. It's going to get worse and I am just going to delight in the schadenfreude

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u/ApolloMac 19h ago

I'm glad to see some of them are having a bad time but I'm past the point of believing an implosion is coming. It's been coming for 8 goddamn years now and instead they just took back power and are about to destroy a lot of lives.

I'll believe the implosion when I see it. For now this is just the typical discarding of the pawns as has been happening since 2016. Unfortunately 10 more rise up in their place to be destroyed by the trump machine.

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u/saecocadmus 16h ago

What a world we live in when I’m rooting for Loomer.

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u/1Original1 1d ago

Laura also has no idea what religion Malaysians are

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 1h ago

She is correct. Malaysia is majority Muslim. Islam is the official state religion of Malaysia, which is why Ian Miles Chong doesn’t speak out against Islam

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u/1Original1 1h ago

Malaysia is constitutionally Secular,and as such Non-Muslims are not bound by Sharia and free to practice a religion of their choice

Solid 6/10 attempt though

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u/narsfweasels 1d ago

Wow, someone really pissed in her cornflakes…

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u/Agitated-Quit-6148 22h ago

Omg., bahahaha. The sharia police

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u/robotto 22h ago

I don't mean to be petty/childish but I find her looks so creepy. Did she have plasic surgery and the guy stretched her skin a bit too much?

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u/ItsMeishi 21h ago

Loomer just crashing out on everybody huh? Lmao.

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u/prescience6631 19h ago

It’s ironic Loomer is so racist against foreigners when at least 75% of her face is made up of foreign substances

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u/Walrus_protector 17h ago

Does anyone know where I can get a Malaysian Sharia Police badge?

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u/Myko475 23h ago

As much as the other guy should go back selling noodles on boats, the blowup doll finally met its match. A very blunt tiny tiny tiny needle.

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u/Magicthundercat 19h ago

She is still salty that she got kicked out of Trump's orbit while he gets to stay.

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u/evillurks 19h ago

Such absolute kindness and compassion and awareness that children and everyone can see this. I love how conscious their messaging is /s obv

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u/Croakerboo 18h ago

Cat fight!!

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u/Kattilaeikka 17h ago

As one orange individual put it: Fight! Fight! Fight!

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u/namotous 16h ago

Cmon now! You give her single brain cell too much credit!

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u/LegitimatePower 40m ago

Stopped clock. Awesome.