r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Nov 21 '24

story/text Thank you for the Life lesson

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54.8k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 20d ago

story/text A win is a win

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67.3k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Oct 29 '24

story/text Magic 69

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126.4k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 19d ago

story/text "You mean it costs money?"

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57.8k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 15d ago

story/text My boyfriend is a teacher and just sent me this…

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50.2k Upvotes

He teaches 8th grade. My god.

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Oct 23 '24

story/text I thought so too

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36.1k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Aug 29 '24

story/text Cute, but also stupid

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62.9k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Aug 19 '24

story/text my 7 year old nephew when i denied him extra ipad time (he unlocked the vocabulary dlc using that ipad probably)

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54.5k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Nov 02 '24

story/text My Dad kept a record of all of the dumb shit I did as a kid. It's pretty funny, so I changed the names and am posting it here.

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 13d ago

story/text Only once per day

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93.0k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 18d ago

story/text The children yearn for efficient transportation

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47.7k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Nov 10 '24

story/text Kid definitely knows something

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82.3k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Nov 14 '24

story/text I would be haunted too

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60.5k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Oct 24 '24

story/text Homophones can be confusing especially to kids

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62.2k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 28d ago

story/text Swear words

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70.2k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Jun 27 '24

story/text Ungrateful

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61.4k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Nov 03 '24

story/text Yummy

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64.6k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Nov 25 '24

story/text New ways

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58.0k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Oct 09 '24

story/text Saw this today in a 4th grade classroom

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 17d ago

story/text Sudden realization

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81.7k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Sep 29 '24

story/text My son just learned Hitler was the baddie...

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So I just explained some critical world history to my 10 y/o son. I mentioned how Netanyahu was compared to Hitler by Erdogan to illustrate a contemporary issue.

Now my son is sweet, bright, and absolutely not a nazi. But he looked at me and innocently says "I thought Hitler was a good guy." I fervorishly explain that is incorrect and his face drops...

"Ummm... I just remembered... My teacher was going around my class asking who our heroes were... I told her Hitler then she stopped talking to me."

We have been dealing with this (1st year) teacher being a little bit more of a social worker than we liked and my old lady and I took some umbrage with her sudden focus on him over the last two weeks. He can be a little rowdy, so we assumed this was due to that. I ask him: 'how long ago was that?'

"About two weeks ago."

I guess I have a meeting to schedule.

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Oct 22 '24

story/text They think we were born all grown up

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46.0k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Aug 23 '24

story/text Nailed it.

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59.4k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Sep 29 '24

story/text "Please don't lock me in the closet mommy"

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36.3k Upvotes

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Nov 17 '24

story/text Technically self defense

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54.8k Upvotes